The Breastaurant: Newish Trend
 

You know, like Hooters, Tilten Kilt, Twin Peaks, blah blah blah.

Here are my rolleyes (*)(*)


I am so opening Der Wiener Haus with buff male lifeguards in spandex leiderhosen. "My name is Chaz and I'll be your server. How do you like your weiner?"

Discuss.

Like my coffee...

Linkie no workie w/out cookie. :(
And I am so eating there every day! :evil:

I am horribly offended by the concept of those restaurants. However, I make it a point never to judge anything without firsthand knowledge, so I better start getting some first hand knowledge.

I sorry. Let's go order a double dog.

I haven't been to any of the others than Hooters but I don't have any problem with the place. If someone wants to open a restaurant that is a dick joke, more power to them. And I'd take issue with the article's description of "a male clientele." Yeah, they tilt male (as does any sports bar) but whenever I've been to one (we're not regulars but we don't avoid them) women are well represented as customers and I've always had them in my group.

However, the word "breastaurant" is either inspired or really stupid. I haven't decided yet.

Haven't been there, but add to the list the Heart Attack Grill Diet Center outside Phoenix (the "nurses" in the photos are the waitstaff).

The weird thing about it is that it can also be applied to, say, Kenny Roger's Roasters, and that's just disturbing.

why dont they just open a restaurant called "boobs in your food" and get it over with?

Having now (giving it thought I realize I can remember) eaten at Hooters seven times, I can confidently say there has never been a boob in my food. A waitresses food anyway. Maybe cook boobs.

And, despite reputation I am frequently more impressed by modern brassiere technology to create the appearance of breasts than by the breasts themselves.

If they open a full-nude strip club that serves food, would "natural" performers have to wear hair nets downstairs?