Baby Training How To Guide
 

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Crap. Where was this 8 years ago when I needed it?

Heehee. Where did you find this?

I've actually cleared baby's nose that way. Sometimes those bulb suckers just don't do the job.

Remind me to never shake your hand.

As a dad, I've only done three of the "don't" that's not too bad right?

I don't know, that homeless guy looks pretty motivated.

I think it is awfully judgmental in the "Bonding with Baby" one. Who are they to dictate how a parent who spends days at a stretch with only the company of an infant to keep them sane exhibits the resulting insanity?

Two here.

You have no idea....;)

Yep.