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Ceci n'est pas un compliment - The Surrealist Compliment Generator
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Your eyes show as many deep and full shades of blue as a healing bruise upon an injured forelimb. |
Your moist towelette speaks to me in lather as the disgruntled post man listens attentively in Yidish, pumping only an iron to the mini-van.
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EAT SPASMOTIC RICE!
It beguiles and will improve your complexion. This is fun. |
Hahah.... "You are as effective as a linear geometry based upon the Maginot Line."
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Last one, I swear. But this one was impressive:
Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyramids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, ineffable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand. |
This one is weird- '' Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus that is you.''
''Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back.'' ''How beautiful is the snowshine in your eyes, so directly current from the static in your brain'' |
"I see your loves in cloves."
I love this! |
"I love your eyes, but only with ketchup."
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Your raw sensuality flusters me as the dog sneezes into the ventilation fan.
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"You suck. Your IP address has been blacklisted from this site."
What the???? |
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