Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
 

It's his birthday too.

It's a little know fact that Chuck Norris invented the Internet so that people could talk about what a bad-ass he is.

Chuck Norris owns a teleporter which he uses for the sole purpose of tracking down people who make up stupid sh*t about him on the internet so he can beat the crap out of them.

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it is rumored that Chuck Norris doesnt have a chin. behind his beard is in fact, another fist.

other little known Chuck Norris facts:

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't lift himself up. He pushes the world down.
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.

top 101 chuck norris facts

I hate Chuck Norris.

You don't hate Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris forces the love out of you. He is that powerful.

On the day Chuck Norris was born the doctor tried to deliver the cry-inducing slap, but Chuck Norris blocked and gave him a round-house kick to the jaw. Four of the doctor's teeth fell out so baby Chuck Norris promptly picked them up and stuck them in his mouth so he could go eat a steak.

Chuck Norris was born with a full beard too.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he can sometimes make facial expressions despite the plastic surgery scarring.