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Betty

04-23-2009 04:54 PM

Instruction and Advice for the Young Bride - Circla 1894

http://www.mnstate.edu/holland/stuff...ng%20Bride.htm

It's no wonder America is prudish. This is just a tiny sample - a how to if you will - on how to conduct a marriage in 1894.

Quote:

At this point, dear reader, let me concede one shocking truth. Some young women actually anticipate the wedding night ordeal with curiosity and pleasure! Beware such an attitude! A selfish and sensual husband can easily take advantage of such a bride. One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: GIVE LITTLE, GIVE SELDOM, AND ABOVE ALL, GIVE GRUDGINGLY. Otherwise what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual lust.

(oh noes!)

Kevy Baby

04-23-2009 05:19 PM

Here is what Snopes has to say on the subject.

I tend to agree with their analysis on this one.

But it is cute though!

Betty

04-23-2009 05:38 PM

Awwww.... and duh. Turn off the lights... grumble grumble.

Not Afraid

04-23-2009 06:38 PM

What? This is my motto!

Quote:

GIVE LITTLE, GIVE SELDOM, AND ABOVE ALL, GIVE GRUDGINGLY.

Eliza Hodgkins 1812

04-23-2009 06:43 PM

And mine is: GIVE IN, GIVE YOUR ALL, AND ABOVE ALL, SPREAD THOSE HEDONS!

My other motto: When all else fails, take a nap.

Not Afraid

04-23-2009 06:46 PM

No no no!

GIVE IN, GIVE YOUR ALL, AND ABOVE ALL, SPREAD THOSE LEGS!

Ghoulish Delight

04-23-2009 07:01 PM

Anyone want a cream soda?

€uroMeinke

04-23-2009 07:15 PM

Hmmm - we have quite a collection of turn-of-the-last-century sex or "hygene" books that I'll have to dig some quotes from.

Eliza Hodgkins 1812

04-24-2009 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Afraid (Post 279854)

No no no!

GIVE IN, GIVE YOUR ALL, AND ABOVE ALL, SPREAD THOSE LEGS!

Semantics!

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