Funny impossible things-need help
 

-like nailing jello to a tree

-like herding cats





We've all heard them, but my brain is broken. Does anyone have any other funny impossible things thay have heard of?

Nailing Jello to a tree: Freeze it first, then slowly push the nail through Jello and tap nail into tree.

Toothpaste back in the tube.

Make Kevy make sense.

ahh- toothpaste! good one...

any more?

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you keep a wave upon the sand
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Mango!

To dream, the impossible dream.

Might as well try and catch the wind.

as easy as keeping hot tea in a chocolate tea pot

A one-armed paper hanger.

Speaking of Kevy, is he on vacation or something?