Is it safe to unpack?
 

And more importantly, will one board ever last long enough for me to hit loser anywhere? After a board change I always feel like we've all been through a natural disaster and we're frantically rushing around trying to count heads and see if everyone survived. I guess I'll grab a gray emergency blanket and a styrofoam cup of cocoa and find a corner to huddle in. I couldn't be happier to be away from the storm though. Forgive me if I don't speak swank.

Welcome, sister


/me tops off that cocoa.

Unpack your bags, sit right down, and rest your tired dogs. You can consider this a home that will be here for you when you need to chill amongst friends.

Let us get you a capuccino to sip while the bongos play and the tunes make you sway. This place is all about smoooooth and keepin' the groove. No wig outs, no power trips, and even The Man be the King of Cool.

This joint won't melt down and it won't melt away. It's gonna be the digs where the cool cats play.

This is the swanksters' Lounge that's run on Loooove.


You will feel the difference. And we are here to stay.

I'm feeling very "Barry White" all the sudden. I think it was that "Looooooove" ;)