Confess!
 

Um, I am way too old and tasteful to love the Britney Spears song "Gimme More" but I do.

Next!

Weird timing, Tref. I had a dream last night that I got into some sort of Jesus reenactment missionary thing....and I kept rationalizing to myself that this was "just for fun".

My dad even showed up in the dream to shoot me the stink eye. Classic.

I confess, I had a dream about Jesus! And Weird Al Yanchovic was somehow involved!

I see. Anything else?

I've tried to listen to Dave Matthews but it just sounds like a bad Hootie and the Blowfish cover band to me. (sorry GC)

Maybe my confession is here somewhere. (NSFW)

That sounds like deflection, my dear.

I confess that I've always thought Monty Cliff was hot - even as a priest.

I confess that when Taylor Lautner turns 18 I will totally lust after him.