Scrolling to see any of the actual content of the page is aggravating. Time to bookmark the "New Posts" page.  

  That's not OLD, that's prime  

  fax me, fax me, fax me good.  

  I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-Beams glitter, near the Tanhauser Gate. All those...moments, will be lost in time; like tears in rain. Time to die.  

  I'd say that's either Kevy Baby or CoasterMatt. Not sure, but that seems most likely.  

  Hey, don't go pissing on people's joy parades!

That's my job.  

  Why does everything I whip leave me?  

  I have over 20 pair in my closet - just because I have a penis, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a good pair of shoes  

  Alex, come to the dark side- we have bacon!  

  Surely you can still get there by way of Canada and North Dakota! Show some determination in getting your TJs!  

  Finally a home with Disney friends  

  What about the porn?  

  You didn't show your work.  

  I assume that a Vladimir Putin is the opposite of a Vladimir Pullout.

If your dick's name is Vladimir.  

  Ladies and Gentlemen... I'm happy to report that the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned back on.  

  I've always found "enculer" to be amusing (not irl, sorry boys)  

  Oh hell, a butterfly flapping its wings in the desert breaks Indy  

  Keep your butter cold!  

  I suggest a large penis.  

  What if I wear scuba gear to the supermarket, and start yelling "HELLO THERE!" to the lobsters in the tank? THAT's why I stick with the pajamas now.  

  [s]top halfway through the governor's name and add a potato.  

  It's 110 degrees here. I may put a slice of lime in my gin and tonic and call it a fruit salad.  

  [QUOTE=Alex;309242]Sadly that wouldn't work for me either. I'm a bacon atheist as well.[/QUOTE]

Really? What about the Easter Bunny? Or Columbus?

How about Cleveland or Cincinnati? WHAT ABOUT TOLEDO?!?  

  Thank God for Pink.  

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