I predict anarchy and chaos.  

  First things first, but not necessarily in that order.  

  It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.  

  I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: 'Macintosh - We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end.'  

  A good compromise leaves everyone mad.  

  We know where Bush's head is.  

  Or, maybe it should just be called Girls Night with David Beckhams' Ass? No need to mince words, is there?  

  Just like a woman to wait for a man to make the first move, eh?  

  No one's explained to me what an Ass Pirate is yet...  

  I want to come back as a funnel cake. A spooky funnel cake.  

  I also ate lunch with Groucho Marx and Beetlejuice, and half of Shrek.  

  Mommy, I really want to see her naked.  

  Mommy, I really want to see her naked.  

  Listen, I'll be honest with you: I love Jesus, but I drink a little - Gladys Hardy in Austin, Texas  

  A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.  

  Just another mental image that makes me wish that my brain had a delete button.  

  The Slobrador just ate the popcorn.

Bad dog.  

  Unless a pig died for my gastronomic indulgence, it ain't bacon.  

  Isn't your ass a rectangle? Mine sure is.  

  A tear-smothered voice behind thecorndogwalker whispered, "Welcome".  

  Lecherous men with dessert porn.  

  This [YOAMD] is giving me My Little Pony flashbacks.  

  Just another mental image that makes me wish that my brain had a delete button.  

  corndogs wrapped in bacon... yummm!  

  ..."do you know the difference between chip and dale?"
..."oh yeah isnt chip the one with a little black in him!