It's not often we get to take a drunk virgin for a ride.  

  Hey! No one's quoted me!!!  

  If you guys move in over The Lubery, I'm going to laugh my ass off.  

  Sooo...

What are you doing right now?  

  I don't know, perhaps I'm old fashioned, but if I'm going to masturbate, I'm not going to hop in the car and head to the grocery store to thump some melons. Guess I just prefer porn over produce.  

  As a Jewish man, I favor the spandex undergarment because it allows me to wear tallit to the pool.  

  Ugh. I gave my dinner oral.  

  Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.  

  I wonder when Nietzsche will start appearing in my add - offering to add inches with his Will to Power technique?  

  Ya can't make this stuff up!!!  

  Actually - it's the Russian Robots that offend us, if a human Russian wished to join us, we'd break out the Stoli  

  I'll be spending my final days on the isle of Waponi Wu where I will party for several days and then throw myself into a volcano. Orange soda will be involved...  

  I love Dave Matthews, chewy brownies, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and Judi Dench.

...And penis. Gargantuan American penis.  

  I don't know how any of you can post about this when BORNIEO IS GONNA DIE!  

  I'm home. Why is my bra still on?  

  ... And every leap of faith needs to start from a springboard of clear thinking ...  

  I'm spending time discovering me, and you just can't find that in a lipgloss wand.  

  He brought prostitution to it's knees, one hooker at a time.  

  No more chicken, no more cow,
Feed me friggin' bacon now!  

  We've had a little conversation here, in the virtual world, that may come up in actual face-to-face conversation the next time we're at a LoT meet. In one thread we're talking about our high school experiences, in another, our political feelings, and in a third, what songs make us happy. And, of course, bacon.  

  It's not so much that we like our sh!t stirred on the LoT, we just like the *ka-BOOM* you get when you throw a cherry bomb into an outhouse.

The stank is bonus.  

  At first I thought the guy was all business, but when he turned around, I realized he came to PARTY!  

  If a guy plays QB at Notre Dame and can walk and chew gum at the same time, Superstar!  

  From my great aunt: Only boring people get bored.  

  Even the completely unconscious chick being dragged around by paramedics had a huge smile on her face.