I came THAT close to messing my pants...
It's not often we get to take a drunk virgin for a ride.
I got hurt at work...
My only suggestion: bring a fishing pole and tartar sauce.
People who say they don't eat bacon most likely have a secret stash in a piano seat or something.
Unless a pig died for my gastronomic indulgence, it ain't bacon.
I am bringing some homosexual cupcakes just in case anyone wants to convert via ingestion....
How did a 17-year-old Jewish girl come to say, "Yeah, that Newt Gingrich. He speaks for me."
6 rides on Screamin'? You're going from Screamin' Virgin to Screamin' Whore!
Whenever I make a sandwich at home and put lettuce on it, I feel like I'm stealing food from the rabbit.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Actually - it's the Russian Robots that offend us, if a human Russian wished to join us, we'd break out the Stoli
The dance card here isnt full, but it helps to not be a wallflower.
I am similarly agnostic about whether there are invisible phase-shifted evil robots in my bedroom closet just waiting for me to go to sleep tonight so that they could kill me.
I just wanted to see her tits too.
Spitzer? I hardly know her.
It's not so much that we like our sh!t stirred on the LoT, we just like the *ka-BOOM* you get when you throw a cherry bomb into an outhouse.
The stank is bonus.
Remember to laugh. I hope that at the end of my life, that's the wisdom I have to offer.
You know, I think we need to propose a law that forbids anyone other than Catholics from using the word "prayer". After all, the word entered the English language from French at the beginning of the 14th century, and at that time Catholicism would have been the predominant religion, so clearly the word was never intended to apply to anything other than Catholic prayer.
At first I thought the guy was all business, but when he turned around, I realized he came to PARTY!
I like my asparagus like I like my men: Tender but firm, and wrapped in bacon.
At home, he waves his stick only there's no cardboard sign at the top.
The correct grammar would be "CANT HAZ!
From my great aunt: Only boring people get bored.
[quote=Ghoulish Delight;344886]No, I'm talking insects. The 6 mile long swarm I biked through on the way to work this morning.[/quote]
Protein. Ride with your mouth open.
(It's Nature's little Power Bar.)
