It's not often we get to take a drunk virgin for a ride.
Hey! No one's quoted me!!! 
If you guys move in over The Lubery, I'm going to laugh my ass off.
Sooo...
What are you doing right now?
How did a 17-year-old Jewish girl come to say, "Yeah, that Newt Gingrich. He speaks for me."
As a Jewish man, I favor the spandex undergarment because it allows me to wear tallit to the pool.
6 rides on Screamin'? You're going from Screamin' Virgin to Screamin' Whore!
Ugh. I gave my dinner oral.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Actually - it's the Russian Robots that offend us, if a human Russian wished to join us, we'd break out the Stoli
I'll be spending my final days on the isle of Waponi Wu where I will party for several days and then throw myself into a volcano. Orange soda will be involved...
I don't know how any of you can post about this when BORNIEO IS GONNA DIE!
I'm home. Why is my bra still on?
... And every leap of faith needs to start from a springboard of clear thinking ...
I am similarly agnostic about whether there are invisible phase-shifted evil robots in my bedroom closet just waiting for me to go to sleep tonight so that they could kill me.
He brought prostitution to it's knees, one hooker at a time.
Spitzer? I hardly know her.
No more chicken, no more cow,
Feed me friggin' bacon now!
We've had a little conversation here, in the virtual world, that may come up in actual face-to-face conversation the next time we're at a LoT meet. In one thread we're talking about our high school experiences, in another, our political feelings, and in a third, what songs make us happy. And, of course, bacon.
It's not so much that we like our sh!t stirred on the LoT, we just like the *ka-BOOM* you get when you throw a cherry bomb into an outhouse.
The stank is bonus.
I am fairly certain that it is against the Geneva convention to confine someone to a hospital bed and not provide internet access.
...a disquieting metamorphosis as my body becomes a baby machine.
If a guy plays QB at Notre Dame and can walk and chew gum at the same time, Superstar!
From my great aunt: Only boring people get bored.
Even the completely unconscious chick being dragged around by paramedics had a huge smile on her face.
