I'm now the proud owner of The Clapper.  

  They had FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS and JET PACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

  You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good… Joan Crawford is dead, good!  

  Random political thought: Bush Sucks.  

  BOYS! Don't make me turn this internet around!  

  BOYS! Don't make me turn this internet around!  

  Do they seralcohol here ?  

  YAY FIRE!  

  Do I need to do back flips? Do I have to strip? Do I need to attach a lighted neon sign to my head? Do I have to open an all-you-can-eat bacon buffet? Do I have to juggle 20 running chainsaws? I'll do whatever it takes folks...  

  However I must ask what do I need to do to be quoted? Do I need to do back flips? Do I have to strip? Do I need to attach a lighted neon sign to my head? Do I have to open an all-you-can-eat bacon buffet? Do I have to juggle 20 running chainsaws? I'll do whatever it takes folks...  

  Guess I was too busy wooting off yesterday trying to get a bag of crap to notice.  

  It's not the Don't Phunk with my heart nor is it the Finger Bang (bang bang) song by South Park.

I believe I've heard it on KROQ or JackFM.

I wish I could remember more of it.  

  From a distance it looked like a sweet, frosted walrus!  

  Hey Neph - at least someone quoted you. I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!  

  Hey Neph - at least someone quoted you. I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!  

  I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!  

  Be careful what you wish for and all that...  

  I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!  

  $250,000 will buy an awful lot of free porn.  

  I feel compelled to correct them when they use mute instead of moot. "That's a mute point" they say... and I want to ask if the point was verbal before or if this is something new.  

  Tents are good for storing stuff or hiding from Kevy.  

  I'll totally tart it up  

  So she bought some lube and injected it and thought that would work - and it didn't. Color me shocked.  

  I agree Moonliner.  

  Random political thought: Bush Sucks.