Did I just admit that I was a Debbie Gibson fan?  

  She didn't have mold growing under her boobs or anything!  

  I reserve the right to make us see something with naked women in it - and I don't mean Judi Dench.  

  I had to take another Lipitor Tablet just reading this thread.  

  ...And just in the nick of time. There wasn't nearly enough gay banter on these boards  

  Wow ... I haven't been this bleh about an upcoming attraction since The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.

Congratulations, Disney!  

  Back in MY day, when sex was dirty and air was clean we used to......  

  lolz  

  Is a gay man who knits called a "Knitting Nancy"?  

  I for one would like to see Alex and iSM have a Curmudgeon-off.  

  [quote=NirvanaMan;118342]Good point. The real meaning of christmas - presents.

Besides, I hear christ was a crappy carpenter anyways...[/quote]

He was even worse at cleaning carpets.  

  Wouldn't that make it a 'Hidden Dicky' ?  

  Almost as yummy as your muffin.  

  If I told you I'd have to kill you. Really.  

  Does a fish like water? Does a cat like the nip? Does iSm hate the Pirates additions?  

  Perhaps if I had a clitoris, this seating feature might have made the ride more enjoyable, for clearly this was not designed to be used with testicles  

  I'd like to see the Main Street Mutaytor Parade with fire and half naked women in knee-highs.  

  Lani's just glad I'm not doing it to her.  

  I'll show you mine if you show me yours.  

  99.9% of people on the planet are born with a part or two that distinguish them as male or female. you would think after a few million years of evolution, they would have adjusted to seeing them (or at least the imagery) on occasion.

who's runnin this f'd up planet anyway?  

  Who's runnin this f'd up planet anyway?  

  If thousands of years from now, someone unearths my bones and examines my belongings, and thereby gains new understanding, I am totally cool with that. I just hope they don't conclude from my own example that 21st century society was a shark-worshpping cult.  

  to hold you in my arms
until such time as dust overtake us
and return us to from whence we came
in the bosom of the mother earth herself
through eternity you shall mine be


...until some feckless wanker comes and digs us up

:/  

  omg! I got quoted! I got quoted!!

my life is complete now.

Gee, Lashbear sure is a wonderful guy !!!  

  omg! I got quoted! I got quoted!!

my life is complete now.