It's not often we get to take a drunk virgin for a ride.  

  Hey! No one's quoted me!!!  

  Photos of GD in his leopard print diaper will be available on the new LoT naughty photo site  

  Sigh. Sometimes it scares me how much I end up on the Alex Stroup side of life.  

  6 rides on Screamin'? You're going from Screamin' Virgin to Screamin' Whore!  

  But I do hate everything. Even the things I like.  

  I don't know how any of you can post about this when BORNIEO IS GONNA DIE!  

  PS: Lashbear made me say this.  

  I'm home. Why is my bra still on?  

  ... And every leap of faith needs to start from a springboard of clear thinking ...  

  Don't come too close - I might smell faintly of pee.  

  Good things are always just around the corner.

In the meantime, enjoy every sandwich.  

  I hear grave dancing can be a very effective cardio workout.  

  Now, here comes my point one more time. Here comes where I point out the stupidity you uttered and that I am objecting to (without being personally offended). I don't want to bold it again so I'll set it off in a little paragraph of its own. Hopefully Kevy will come along and quote it so that every once in a while you'll see it on the home page and have one more chance to understand it without me having to type it one more time. I encourage you to hightlight this next paragaph, type control-c, open Notepad, type control-p, then click print; take the resulting page and tape it to your bedroom ceiling so that while making sweet love to your wife she can see it up there and perhaps whisper it into your ear during that exquisite moment of orgasm when your mind is so completely blank that maybe it'll finally be clear.  

  We should seriously start hanging out at Disneyland. I hear that place is pretty cool.  

  Still, that is why we should have things like the pledge in school: to give kids to think about and overreact against so that they can eventually find their way towards the sacred, imaginary middle.  

  So you admit my spells work, do you, Durwood?  

  I'm not planning (other than the weekend), I'm not entertaining (I'll be around and hike but I'm feeding myself and expect everybody else will fail to starve). Others can plan or not as they wish.

Very Alex Swank.  

  What I do worry about is the considerable number of people who seem to be perfectly happy to vote someone into high office who is willing to make policy decision based on magical prophecies. That I find intolerable.  

  When you say nice things about Crocs you encourage people to wear them. This is a war crime and a violation of many human rights treaties.  

  Swampland! My home this is!  

  What's unprovable is that there is anything OTHER than the physical realities of the universe that could possibly be at work.  

  Bless you young mother. I hope you'll always be as supportive to your little boy when he strays from gender norms, even if proclaiming it loudly in a store for all to hear, and not try to force him back in that box.  

  Yeah, this project was definately about preserving a particular community and I love all of you even if some of you can be really annoying at times.  

  Even the completely unconscious chick being dragged around by paramedics had a huge smile on her face.