When you fall on your face you're still moving forward.
Hey! No one's quoted me!!! 
Do you want me to take it in the trunk for you?
Then again, I might just be a perv.
She was impressed that people from opposite sides of the world can become friends through the internet. We encouraged her to buy a computer.
Sigh. Sometimes it scares me how much I end up on the Alex Stroup side of life.
Bite me, fan boy.
One day soon, I will contribute again. I just have to finish something first...
Yay! The princess dies at the end!
I love Dave Matthews, chewy brownies, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and Judi Dench.
...And penis. Gargantuan American penis.
I don't know how any of you can post about this when BORNIEO IS GONNA DIE!
I love Dave Matthews, chewy brownies, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and Judi Dench.
And penis. Gargantuan American penis.
I'm home. Why is my bra still on?
Do I really live in f*cking Utah?
I am extremely proud to be a white American male. It took foresight and a lot of planning to get the conditions of my birth exactly as I wanted them.
I just wanted to see her tits too.
Dude, your request for details is really harshing my mellow.
visible mojo for the sake of visible mojo.
If I met Spielberg, I'd hug him then push a knife through his left testicle.
Shhh! You'll set off Strangler Lewis!
Dear god! Those quoins!
What is it? Old boyfriend? Foosball table? Portable stage for home productions of "Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me?" Empty beer keg? King-sized bean bag chair? Tyrannosaurus skeleton? Wading pool? Rolled up carpet with suspicious lump in the middle?
Quikster? Yeah, smart. In other stupid news, Google just changed their name to Searchfun and Coke is changing theirs to Brown Bubble Drinkup.
Even the completely unconscious chick being dragged around by paramedics had a huge smile on her face.
*making sign of the cross* "In the name of the Bear, the Stoat, and Susie-Ann Krellingshaw, Ah, Men.
