It's not often we get to take a drunk virgin for a ride.  

  Hey! No one's quoted me!!!  

  Photos of GD in his leopard print diaper will be available on the new LoT naughty photo site  

  (Tramspotter)'s not the straightest talker ... but for every unintelligible non-puncutated rant, there's a great dinosaur tampon joke.  

  OH, THE HUGE MANATEE!  

  Sigh. Sometimes it scares me how much I end up on the Alex Stroup side of life.  

  Can we have anarchy and still get arts funding?  

  I will be rockin out at Chuck E. Cheese.  

  I love Dave Matthews, chewy brownies, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and Judi Dench.

...And penis. Gargantuan American penis.  

  I don't know how any of you can post about this when BORNIEO IS GONNA DIE!  

  PS: Lashbear made me say this.  

  I'm home. Why is my bra still on?  

  ... And every leap of faith needs to start from a springboard of clear thinking ...  

  So, congrats to those requiring congrats, and bummer to those requiring sympathy.  

  Plot, Scheme, Toil, Smash, Repeat!  

  To all who come to this happy place.... waffle.  

  So you admit my spells work, do you, Durwood?  

  Shhh! You'll set off Strangler Lewis!  

  Dear god! Those quoins!  

  What is it? Old boyfriend? Foosball table? Portable stage for home productions of "Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me?" Empty beer keg? King-sized bean bag chair? Tyrannosaurus skeleton? Wading pool? Rolled up carpet with suspicious lump in the middle?  

  Quikster? Yeah, smart. In other stupid news, Google just changed their name to Searchfun and Coke is changing theirs to Brown Bubble Drinkup.  

  Even the completely unconscious chick being dragged around by paramedics had a huge smile on her face.  

  still lurking...  

  Ah! Now the "23" in D23 makes tot sense to me - f'n illuminati!  

  *making sign of the cross* "In the name of the Bear, the Stoat, and Susie-Ann Krellingshaw, Ah, Men.