When you fall on your face you're still moving forward.
I got hurt at work...
My only suggestion: bring a fishing pole and tartar sauce.
Do you want me to take it in the trunk for you?
I am bringing some homosexual cupcakes just in case anyone wants to convert via ingestion....
Christing Hell. I hate the Apocalypse already!!
Sigh. Sometimes it scares me how much I end up on the Alex Stroup side of life.
You are my happy song sung in harmony with Stevie Wonder as backup artist.
mock god? dunno bout you, but the power I perceive has one 773H of a good sense of humor. remember, this is the same being that made saturn wear a tutu
cool. so long as we understand that I insist on being killed almost immediately afterward.
deal?
I'm actually, like, a totally hot 19 year old girl from Idaho, on foreign exchange in Latvia. I love to par-taaaay!
One day soon, I will contribute again. I just have to finish something first...
Insert Appropriate GayDay Double Entendre Here.
(And, if it's wide enough, insert another one)
Yay! The princess dies at the end!
I love Dave Matthews, chewy brownies, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and Judi Dench.
...And penis. Gargantuan American penis.
I don't know how any of you can post about this when BORNIEO IS GONNA DIE!
AAaaaaaaAAAAa! I think something in my brain just expwoded.
Do I really live in f*cking Utah?
I am extremely proud to be a white American male. It took foresight and a lot of planning to get the conditions of my birth exactly as I wanted them.
I just wanted to see her tits too.
lol duh...lol
Listen, sister. Get your notepad, see? No onion tears, got that? It'll only make you cheese curdle.
They're Australian, not crazy.
Douchι!
That's funny! I immediately thought of "Strawuberry chips..." too.
