It's not often we get to take a drunk virgin for a ride.  

  Hey! No one's quoted me!!!  

  You're aren't losing hair - you're just getting more head.  

  Savory Euphamisms

4 Euphamisms
1 piece of toast
Anchovy Butter

Butter the toast with the Anchovy Butter.

Cut into triangle quadrants and place a Euphamism (smooth side down) on each toast triangle.

Best drink to serve with this would be a Black Canadian .

Serve your Savory Euphamisms at your next party and watch 'em snap them up !!!  

  Maybe (Mike Wazowski) ate at Tortilla Jo's and he's leavin' a fierce guacamole log; he does have a bit of a grimace on his face.  

  Sigh. Sometimes it scares me how much I end up on the Alex Stroup side of life.  

  The distinction is "getting loaded into a long black car" as opposed to "getting into a long black car loaded".  

  Capt Jack for president. (if that dont scare ya, nothin will)  

  6 rides on Screamin'? You're going from Screamin' Virgin to Screamin' Whore!  

  CP: You are a poet, but in a good way.  

  I will keep my vocabulary to myself and let the illiterate poor starve  

  I'm in this for the bacon, totally.  

  But I do hate everything. Even the things I like.  

  I don't know how any of you can post about this when BORNIEO IS GONNA DIE!  

  I'm home. Why is my bra still on?  

  Doesn't matter, it's been on boingboing. It is the truth now. I expect it will be a humorous question on this weekend's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.  

  ... And every leap of faith needs to start from a springboard of clear thinking ...  

  Don't come too close - I might smell faintly of pee.  

  Here's the deal:
The people that are pro-legalized marijuana are too stoned to organize themselves. The people that are anti-legalized marijuana probably should smoke lots of it and chill out.
 

  Shhh! You'll set off Strangler Lewis!  

  Dear god! Those quoins!  

  Quikster? Yeah, smart. In other stupid news, Google just changed their name to Searchfun and Coke is changing theirs to Brown Bubble Drinkup.  

  Even the completely unconscious chick being dragged around by paramedics had a huge smile on her face.  

  Ah! Now the "23" in D23 makes tot sense to me - f'n illuminati!  

  *making sign of the cross* "In the name of the Bear, the Stoat, and Susie-Ann Krellingshaw, Ah, Men.