When you fall on your face you're still moving forward.
I got hurt at work...
My only suggestion: bring a fishing pole and tartar sauce.
I am bringing some homosexual cupcakes just in case anyone wants to convert via ingestion....
Sigh. Sometimes it scares me how much I end up on the Alex Stroup side of life.
Then the dog ate the costume.
I look around at other kids her age and I am sooooo glad she is my kid- she has a great attitude, she's not afraid to talk to me about anything, and she has a very caring, empathetic soul. I just wish she wouldn't tell people I snore.
I'm more of a consumer of ideas than a generator, that's why I find LoT so interesting. 
beer should be beer, unless of course its ale.
quit effin' with beer.
Or, in other words ...
To Err is human,
To Moo,
Bovine.
Huh? What? Huh?! I was distracted by your avatar...
I love Dave Matthews, chewy brownies, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and Judi Dench.
...And penis. Gargantuan American penis.
I just wanted to see her tits too.
Note to self: While at work, You REALLY have to stop googling for unfamiliar things Kevy posts.
Anyway .... as bad as things may suck for any of us .... we know they could suck way, way, WAY more.
Aw Mary, we know you like it when the sweeps talk dirty to you
Have a little rum punch...
Yuh, I have a black belt in Awesome.
Man! I f*cking hate Sherwood Forest, dawg. I'm so f*cking outta here. Hood can find some other b!tch to be merry...
Hey! That's 27 in gay years!
Haha, Fred Savage got Alex laid. Awesome.
Shampoo, rinse, shampoo, rinse, separate lather from soap, rub on body, rinse, remove clothes, shampoo hat, rinse.
At home, he waves his stick only there's no cardboard sign at the top.
There is only one perfect person with a perfect life, perfect children, and perfect closets in this world and that is moi.
Let that dream die, CP. The position is filled.
Pizza. Chips. Red Bull.
And as Walt someone said, Just remember, it all started with a pancake... hang on, that's not right.
