It's not often we get to take a drunk virgin for a ride.  

  Hey! No one's quoted me!!!  

  (Tramspotter)'s not the straightest talker ... but for every unintelligible non-puncutated rant, there's a great dinosaur tampon joke.  

  OH, THE HUGE MANATEE!  

  Sigh. Sometimes it scares me how much I end up on the Alex Stroup side of life.  

  Can we have anarchy and still get arts funding?  

  I will be rockin out at Chuck E. Cheese.  

  I don't know how any of you can post about this when BORNIEO IS GONNA DIE!  

  I'm home. Why is my bra still on?  

  ... And every leap of faith needs to start from a springboard of clear thinking ...  

  So, congrats to those requiring congrats, and bummer to those requiring sympathy.  

  Plot, Scheme, Toil, Smash, Repeat!  

  To all who come to this happy place.... waffle.  

  Leo is my hero

to

Smelling vagina's in just three hours.  

  Why would I report it?

I've sent you at least a dozen notes about that "Kevy" account and you do nothing.  

  You should have Lucent Dossier come and perform at your house. That's what would happen on the better sitcoms.  

  If bitchy sarcasm from me surprises you then you haven't been paying attention.  

  At home, he waves his stick only there's no cardboard sign at the top.  

  Moonie's a Nationals fan, he thrives on isolation and loneliness.  

  But I'm sorry that when you post to a message board people actually converse instead of just giving you thumbs up and a "nice one!  

  Now I'm confused. Perchance you've outwitted me?  

  Even the completely unconscious chick being dragged around by paramedics had a huge smile on her face.  

  Wrong "too", your argument is invalid :P  

  I don't see why one park has to be better than the other. I would kill for EITHER nearby. Be happy, people.  

  Thanks to the Internet, we now know everything is a thing.