Reality has a well-known liberal bias.  

  When you fall on your face you're still moving forward.  

  It's not often we get to take a drunk virgin for a ride.  

  I got hurt at work...  

  My only suggestion: bring a fishing pole and tartar sauce.  

  I am bringing some homosexual cupcakes just in case anyone wants to convert via ingestion....  

  I predict sausage in your future  

  Sigh. Sometimes it scares me how much I end up on the Alex Stroup side of life.  

  The dogs entrindeten the apes, which strike the bears, danced the women, who keep loose  

  6 rides on Screamin'? You're going from Screamin' Virgin to Screamin' Whore!  

  Of course, I wasn't thinking and I said 'Oh my gawd!! That man is taking a crap!' which of course made the kids look.  

  Love... the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket  

  I'll be spending my final days on the isle of Waponi Wu where I will party for several days and then throw myself into a volcano. Orange soda will be involved...  

  I just wanted to see her tits too.  

  Small world, eh?

With or without rainforests...  

  I don't think there is only one Christian on the board but I think that there is only one person who takes things rather personally.  

  3894's expression stilled and grew serious. There was both delicacy and strength in her face.

"Would someone please," she asked in that low, silvery voice tinged with boarding-school English, "pass me the goddamn wrinkle cream?".  

  Where's the scene where CP drops the soap ???  

  There are other message boards???  

  Mucho masturbation" became "Cinderellabration!  

  Pixar For President!!  

  I'm like, wow!  

  I'm still getting a Premium. I don't care. I need Premium.  

  ...I'm happy with my Red Cart Corn Dog membership card and secret handshake.  

  Happy Birthday UvaGirl. MIA since 2007.