When you fall on your face you're still moving forward.  

  I got hurt at work...  

  From your keyboard to the powers that be!  

  My only suggestion: bring a fishing pole and tartar sauce.  

  I am bringing some homosexual cupcakes just in case anyone wants to convert via ingestion....  

  I predict sausage in your future  

  Sigh. Sometimes it scares me how much I end up on the Alex Stroup side of life.  

  The dogs entrindeten the apes, which strike the bears, danced the women, who keep loose  

  6 rides on Screamin'? You're going from Screamin' Virgin to Screamin' Whore!  

  Of course, I wasn't thinking and I said 'Oh my gawd!! That man is taking a crap!' which of course made the kids look.  

  Love... the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket  

  I'll be spending my final days on the isle of Waponi Wu where I will party for several days and then throw myself into a volcano. Orange soda will be involved...  

  I just wanted to see her tits too.  

  Small world, eh?

With or without rainforests...  

  I don't think there is only one Christian on the board but I think that there is only one person who takes things rather personally.  

  3894's expression stilled and grew serious. There was both delicacy and strength in her face.

"Would someone please," she asked in that low, silvery voice tinged with boarding-school English, "pass me the goddamn wrinkle cream?".  

  Where's the scene where CP drops the soap ???  

  Why would I report it?

I've sent you at least a dozen notes about that "Kevy" account and you do nothing.  

  You should have Lucent Dossier come and perform at your house. That's what would happen on the better sitcoms.  

  If bitchy sarcasm from me surprises you then you haven't been paying attention.  

  At home, he waves his stick only there's no cardboard sign at the top.  

  Moonie's a Nationals fan, he thrives on isolation and loneliness.  

  But I'm sorry that when you post to a message board people actually converse instead of just giving you thumbs up and a "nice one!  

  Wrong "too", your argument is invalid :P  

  Thanks to the Internet, we now know everything is a thing.