omg! I got quoted! I got quoted!!

my life is complete now.

 

  Decaf CP... Decaf  

  Spontaneous Human Combustion! - How Cool! But I always thought it a trick you can only do once...  

  That's it. I'm moving to Scotland to become a Highland Cow farmer.  

  It's always a good thing when you can get into your wife's pants.  

  lets all sing like the birdies sing!  

  how tender is YOUR loin ?  

  Kevy, I know you like the risque humor, but posting a photo of your genitals is just going too far.  

  Good to know I'm gay, it finally explains my complete lack of sexual interest in men.  

  ...i fell as i was trying to get off... geez, embarrasing...  

  Nothing wrong with poi. It's just Elmer's glue with less flavor.  

  Then again, I might just be a perv.  

  Why couldn't Innoventions just implode?  

  Why couldn't Innoventions just implode?  

  For the wrong person dying, Denis Leary used (and probably still does) to have a bit about that. John Lennon taking the bullet when Yoko Ono was a foot away. Some other beloved artist overdosing just walking into a room with cocaine while you could put Motley Crue in a vault stacked to the ceiling with crack and they walk out the next day leaving it clean.  

  (Not to be confused with the 2nd 50th anniversary)  

  Did you know Darth Vader has eyebrows?  

  fax me, fax me, fax me good.  

  If a woman is going to earn my vote, she has to be someone who was not having sex with the president. Like Hillary Clinton.  

  Pootastic.
Lame.  

  [quote=3894;120667]So who's hung over this Feb. 15?[/quote]

Aw, I wish Kevy was here. And if he was he'd say "Not hung over - Just hung."

Thank you...  

  I didn't get any vibible bad mojo. Nobody loves me.  

  Why can't we have the Six Degrees of Kevy Baby?  

  My resume makes me look like some kind of pedo-creep  

  Only on LoT can a discussion about periods and boobs turn into feminism and matriarchal rituals. I fvcking love this place.