Christing Hell. I hate the Apocalypse already!!
You are my happy song sung in harmony with Stevie Wonder as backup artist.
mock god? dunno bout you, but the power I perceive has one 773H of a good sense of humor. remember, this is the same being that made saturn wear a tutu
Then the dog ate the costume.
I look around at other kids her age and I am sooooo glad she is my kid- she has a great attitude, she's not afraid to talk to me about anything, and she has a very caring, empathetic soul. I just wish she wouldn't tell people I snore.
I'm more of a consumer of ideas than a generator, that's why I find LoT so interesting. 
beer should be beer, unless of course its ale.
quit effin' with beer.
Or, in other words ...
To Err is human,
To Moo,
Bovine.
Insert Appropriate GayDay Double Entendre Here.
(And, if it's wide enough, insert another one)
Huh? What? Huh?! I was distracted by your avatar...
Note to self: While at work, You REALLY have to stop googling for unfamiliar things Kevy posts.
Anyway .... as bad as things may suck for any of us .... we know they could suck way, way, WAY more.
Aw Mary, we know you like it when the sweeps talk dirty to you
Have a little rum punch...
Yuh, I have a black belt in Awesome.
Your first post should be recorded on vellum and placed deep within the Vault of Ultimate Swankiness, only to be brought out on special occasions, as an example of exalted First Postedness, and then maybe used as a nice table covering while we feast on bacon and bacon by-products.
Hey! That's 27 in gay years!
Haha, Fred Savage got Alex laid. Awesome.
[Lucy Van Pelt] THAT'S IT!!!! [/Lucy Van Pelt]
I'm so gay that if I was yogurt I'd have fruit at the bottom.
You're not very good at Q&A, perhaps The Learning Annex offers a class.
Shampoo, rinse, shampoo, rinse, separate lather from soap, rub on body, rinse, remove clothes, shampoo hat, rinse.
The infant philosopher observes his reflected visage and asks of himself, "Goo?
Douchι!
Perhaps buying stock in Jamison's is the way to go.
And as Walt someone said, Just remember, it all started with a pancake... hang on, that's not right.
