All I remember is baby Jesus flying across the sky.  

  Lecherous men with dessert porn.  

  Then again, I might just be a perv.  

  That said, and maybe it's because I know all the participants ... but I find the format of listening to my friends speak to be incredibly boring.  

  New member access to the LoT is only permitted if said member makes every member before her lemon cake with chocolate frosting. Insert cake here... :GC points to mouth:  

  She was impressed that people from opposite sides of the world can become friends through the internet. We encouraged her to buy a computer.  

  Bite me, fan boy.  

  They tell me I had a good time, I think.  

  I love Dave Matthews, chewy brownies, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and Judi Dench.

And penis. Gargantuan American penis.  

  I want to straddle it. NOW.  

  The extreme right wing's attacks on the patriotism of other Americans is beyond tiresome, beyond boring, and right into past-date garbage.  

  Dude, your request for details is really harshing my mellow.  

  visible mojo for the sake of visible mojo.  

  If I met Spielberg, I'd hug him then push a knife through his left testicle.  

  I made really loud squeeeeeely noises then Thurston woke up and did massive head tilting. It was a great evening.  

  Really, there is nothing that creates a faster bond than watching your pee mingle with your neighbor as it heads for the drain.  

  There are other message boards???  

  Robin Hood is still the only anthropomorphic fox that rings my bell-el-el. Rings my bell. (My bell. Dingalingaling) my beeeeell. Rings my bell.  

  Back in my day we went down to Farmer Rasmusson's sharecropping plot and bought a ha'peck of roasted peanuts for a penny. Then we ate them, molded the inevitable result into bar form and sold it for two pennies to the younger children in the neighborhood as a "Snickers Bar" because that's what we were doing while watching them eat it.

And that's how an American Institution got its start.  

  Mucho masturbation" became "Cinderellabration!  

  Pixar For President!!  

  I'm like, wow!  

  I'm still getting a Premium. I don't care. I need Premium.  

  ...I'm happy with my Red Cart Corn Dog membership card and secret handshake.  

  Happy Birthday UvaGirl. MIA since 2007.