When I'm buying cleaner for my cooch, the first thing I look for is the words "non-caustic".  

  You're aren't losing hair - you're just getting more head.  

  Savory Euphamisms

4 Euphamisms
1 piece of toast
Anchovy Butter

Butter the toast with the Anchovy Butter.

Cut into triangle quadrants and place a Euphamism (smooth side down) on each toast triangle.

Best drink to serve with this would be a Black Canadian .

Serve your Savory Euphamisms at your next party and watch 'em snap them up !!!  

  Maybe (Mike Wazowski) ate at Tortilla Jo's and he's leavin' a fierce guacamole log; he does have a bit of a grimace on his face.  

  The distinction is "getting loaded into a long black car" as opposed to "getting into a long black car loaded".  

  Capt Jack for president. (if that dont scare ya, nothin will)  

  I personally hope for a society where everyone is chipped, the government sees everything, and artificial intelligence threatens our species. Then maybe we'll get some new plots for sci-fi movies.  

  I have always been the very model of grace and decorum.  

  CP: You are a poet, but in a good way.  

  I will keep my vocabulary to myself and let the illiterate poor starve  

  I'm in this for the bacon, totally.  

  But I do hate everything. Even the things I like.  

  Doesn't matter, it's been on boingboing. It is the truth now. I expect it will be a humorous question on this weekend's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.  

  Be careful.

You don't want to anger the gods with all this celebrating.  

  Don't come too close - I might smell faintly of pee.  

  Here's the deal:
The people that are pro-legalized marijuana are too stoned to organize themselves. The people that are anti-legalized marijuana probably should smoke lots of it and chill out.
 

  Now, here comes my point one more time. Here comes where I point out the stupidity you uttered and that I am objecting to (without being personally offended). I don't want to bold it again so I'll set it off in a little paragraph of its own. Hopefully Kevy will come along and quote it so that every once in a while you'll see it on the home page and have one more chance to understand it without me having to type it one more time. I encourage you to hightlight this next paragaph, type control-c, open Notepad, type control-p, then click print; take the resulting page and tape it to your bedroom ceiling so that while making sweet love to your wife she can see it up there and perhaps whisper it into your ear during that exquisite moment of orgasm when your mind is so completely blank that maybe it'll finally be clear.  

  We should seriously start hanging out at Disneyland. I hear that place is pretty cool.  

  Still, that is why we should have things like the pledge in school: to give kids to think about and overreact against so that they can eventually find their way towards the sacred, imaginary middle.  

  I'm not planning (other than the weekend), I'm not entertaining (I'll be around and hike but I'm feeding myself and expect everybody else will fail to starve). Others can plan or not as they wish.

Very Alex Swank.  

  When you say nice things about Crocs you encourage people to wear them. This is a war crime and a violation of many human rights treaties.  

  rich schmich. I'm good to go  

  It was Leap Day! - Nothing Counts!  

  Go early, stay late, embrace the chaos.  

  I started this thread to bitch about some totally unimportant aspect of my life. Which is what the Internet is for. Well that and LOL cats.