Alex Stroup - "I think the cardinal rule of home ownership is "If the house hasn't fallen down it is good enough and we'll probably move before it does."

- I think that's also called the Pressler approach.  

  AMEN and MOJO to that, ISM!!!!! Holy cow...I so agree with something ISM said....  

  Cockeyed libertarian that I am: I'm more than willing to give the government my money I just don't want them to spend it.  

  WATCH OUT LEO! You ain't the only sphincter in town anymore!  

  Baby cats being drowned make a more pleasant sound that The Hoff belting out off key notes amplified throughout Dodger Stadium.  

  I'm sure it will come as no surprise to anybody but I have no idea what swanky means.  

  Kevy is making fun of me.  

  I'm afraid.  

  That said, and maybe it's because I know all the participants ... but I find the format of listening to my friends speak to be incredibly boring.  

  I'm afraid.  

  I think my brain is shedding...  

  What if the cow is just born ugly? Is the Clint Howard of veal fair game?  

  ...even if you do have to mingle with the dingles!  

  I love this board.  

  He's goona get a birdie!

I never get a birdie.  

  I also think I could sell ad space on my forehead.  

  Once upon a vermin...  

  So, speaking of Lindsey Lohan. I think I took the shaft with her a few weeks ago. Maybe???  

  another story from that page, equally crack up inducing (to me at least.) Headline "Topless wife photo ends man's pole protest  

  Someone needs to kick her in the balls.  

  If insanity's heriditary I'm screwed.  

  I repeat, exploding panties.  

  Hopefully the lesson contained a swift ninja ass-kicking...  

  Every time I see the thread title "Wacky Packages" I think about the day Chris put his underwear on backwards.  

  New member access to the LoT is only permitted if said member makes every member before her lemon cake with chocolate frosting. Insert cake here... :GC points to mouth: