Do you want me to take it in the trunk for you?
Then again, I might just be a perv.
Christing Hell. I hate the Apocalypse already!!
You are my happy song sung in harmony with Stevie Wonder as backup artist.
mock god? dunno bout you, but the power I perceive has one 773H of a good sense of humor. remember, this is the same being that made saturn wear a tutu
Then the dog ate the costume.
cool. so long as we understand that I insist on being killed almost immediately afterward.
deal?
beer should be beer, unless of course its ale.
quit effin' with beer.
I'm actually, like, a totally hot 19 year old girl from Idaho, on foreign exchange in Latvia. I love to par-taaaay!
Or, in other words ...
To Err is human,
To Moo,
Bovine.
Insert Appropriate GayDay Double Entendre Here.
(And, if it's wide enough, insert another one)
Huh? What? Huh?! I was distracted by your avatar...
AAaaaaaaAAAAa! I think something in my brain just expwoded.
I am extremely proud to be a white American male. It took foresight and a lot of planning to get the conditions of my birth exactly as I wanted them.
Your first post should be recorded on vellum and placed deep within the Vault of Ultimate Swankiness, only to be brought out on special occasions, as an example of exalted First Postedness, and then maybe used as a nice table covering while we feast on bacon and bacon by-products.
lol duh...lol
Listen, sister. Get your notepad, see? No onion tears, got that? It'll only make you cheese curdle.
They're Australian, not crazy.
I'm so gay that if I was yogurt I'd have fruit at the bottom.
You're not very good at Q&A, perhaps The Learning Annex offers a class.
The infant philosopher observes his reflected visage and asks of himself, "Goo?
Douchι!
Perhaps buying stock in Jamison's is the way to go.
That's funny! I immediately thought of "Strawuberry chips..." too.
And as Walt someone said, Just remember, it all started with a pancake... hang on, that's not right.
