Reality has a well-known liberal bias.  

  When I'm buying cleaner for my cooch, the first thing I look for is the words "non-caustic".  

  From your keyboard to the powers that be!  

  I personally hope for a society where everyone is chipped, the government sees everything, and artificial intelligence threatens our species. Then maybe we'll get some new plots for sci-fi movies.  

  Of course, I wasn't thinking and I said 'Oh my gawd!! That man is taking a crap!' which of course made the kids look.  

  I have always been the very model of grace and decorum.  

  Love... the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket  

  I'll be spending my final days on the isle of Waponi Wu where I will party for several days and then throw myself into a volcano. Orange soda will be involved...  

  Doesn't matter, it's been on boingboing. It is the truth now. I expect it will be a humorous question on this weekend's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.  

  Be careful.

You don't want to anger the gods with all this celebrating.  

  No one is exempt from the call to find common ground.  

  Here's the deal:
The people that are pro-legalized marijuana are too stoned to organize themselves. The people that are anti-legalized marijuana probably should smoke lots of it and chill out.
 

  lol duh...lol  

  There are other message boards???  

  Listen, sister. Get your notepad, see? No onion tears, got that? It'll only make you cheese curdle.  

  They're Australian, not crazy.  

  Back in my day we went down to Farmer Rasmusson's sharecropping plot and bought a ha'peck of roasted peanuts for a penny. Then we ate them, molded the inevitable result into bar form and sold it for two pennies to the younger children in the neighborhood as a "Snickers Bar" because that's what we were doing while watching them eat it.

And that's how an American Institution got its start.  

  Mucho masturbation" became "Cinderellabration!  

  Douché!  

  Pixar For President!!  

  I'm like, wow!  

  That's funny! I immediately thought of "Strawuberry chips..." too.  

  I'm still getting a Premium. I don't care. I need Premium.  

  ...I'm happy with my Red Cart Corn Dog membership card and secret handshake.  

  Happy Birthday UvaGirl. MIA since 2007.