Do you want me to take it in the trunk for you?  

  Then again, I might just be a perv.  

  She was impressed that people from opposite sides of the world can become friends through the internet. We encouraged her to buy a computer.  

  Christing Hell. I hate the Apocalypse already!!  

  You are my happy song sung in harmony with Stevie Wonder as backup artist.  

  mock god? dunno bout you, but the power I perceive has one 773H of a good sense of humor. remember, this is the same being that made saturn wear a tutu  

  cool. so long as we understand that I insist on being killed almost immediately afterward.

deal?  

  I'm actually, like, a totally hot 19 year old girl from Idaho, on foreign exchange in Latvia. I love to par-taaaay!  

  One day soon, I will contribute again. I just have to finish something first...  

  Insert Appropriate GayDay Double Entendre Here.



(And, if it's wide enough, insert another one)  

  Yay! The princess dies at the end!  

  AAaaaaaaAAAAa! I think something in my brain just expwoded.  

  Do I really live in f*cking Utah?  

  I am extremely proud to be a white American male. It took foresight and a lot of planning to get the conditions of my birth exactly as I wanted them.  

  Anyway .... as bad as things may suck for any of us .... we know they could suck way, way, WAY more.  

  visible mojo for the sake of visible mojo.  

  If I met Spielberg, I'd hug him then push a knife through his left testicle.  

  Mickey was apparently just very stinky and horny.  

  Shhh! You'll set off Strangler Lewis!  

  Dear god! Those quoins!  

  What is it? Old boyfriend? Foosball table? Portable stage for home productions of "Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me?" Empty beer keg? King-sized bean bag chair? Tyrannosaurus skeleton? Wading pool? Rolled up carpet with suspicious lump in the middle?  

  Quikster? Yeah, smart. In other stupid news, Google just changed their name to Searchfun and Coke is changing theirs to Brown Bubble Drinkup.  

  still lurking...  

  Ah! Now the "23" in D23 makes tot sense to me - f'n illuminati!  

  *making sign of the cross* "In the name of the Bear, the Stoat, and Susie-Ann Krellingshaw, Ah, Men.