Do you want me to take it in the trunk for you?  

  Then again, I might just be a perv.  

  She was impressed that people from opposite sides of the world can become friends through the internet. We encouraged her to buy a computer.  

  Christing Hell. I hate the Apocalypse already!!  

  You are my happy song sung in harmony with Stevie Wonder as backup artist.  

  mock god? dunno bout you, but the power I perceive has one 773H of a good sense of humor. remember, this is the same being that made saturn wear a tutu  

  Bite me, fan boy.  

  One day soon, I will contribute again. I just have to finish something first...  

  Insert Appropriate GayDay Double Entendre Here.



(And, if it's wide enough, insert another one)  

  Yay! The princess dies at the end!  

  I love Dave Matthews, chewy brownies, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and Judi Dench.

And penis. Gargantuan American penis.  

  Do I really live in f*cking Utah?  

  I am extremely proud to be a white American male. It took foresight and a lot of planning to get the conditions of my birth exactly as I wanted them.  

  Dude, your request for details is really harshing my mellow.  

  visible mojo for the sake of visible mojo.  

  Mickey was apparently just very stinky and horny.  

  I think we owe it to ourselves and the people we share the world with to acknowledge that our assumptions and their prejudice may not be true, and that there are solutions out there beyond destroying, containing, or emasculating, the "other.  

  I only wish more of my tax money went social programs. I would rather feed the poor than the war machine.  

  Shhh! You'll set off Strangler Lewis!  

  Dear god! Those quoins!  

  What is it? Old boyfriend? Foosball table? Portable stage for home productions of "Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me?" Empty beer keg? King-sized bean bag chair? Tyrannosaurus skeleton? Wading pool? Rolled up carpet with suspicious lump in the middle?  

  Quikster? Yeah, smart. In other stupid news, Google just changed their name to Searchfun and Coke is changing theirs to Brown Bubble Drinkup.  

  still lurking...  

  Ah! Now the "23" in D23 makes tot sense to me - f'n illuminati!  

  *making sign of the cross* "In the name of the Bear, the Stoat, and Susie-Ann Krellingshaw, Ah, Men.