(Tramspotter)'s not the straightest talker ... but for every unintelligible non-puncutated rant, there's a great dinosaur tampon joke.  

  Blazing Saddles isn't on that list, so that list sucks.  

  I don't think the fashion industry is to blame. We are all responsible for our own choices.  

  Can we have anarchy and still get arts funding?  

  BOYS! Don't make me turn this internet around!  

  If amusement park rides regularly killed more people then I might be able to actually find them exciting.  

  I will be rockin out at Chuck E. Cheese.  

  Halloween cannot start until October 1st.
Thanksgiving cannot start until the beginning of November.
Christmas cannot happen until the day after Thanksgiving.

Period.

The foot is down.  

  I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.  

  Analyzing humor is like taking apart a rose to find out where its beauty button is.  

  I liked it better when the local kids thought of me as that crazy old guy who lives in the haunted house  

  Damnit Speilberg! You've made me agree with scaeagles! Oh, the evil you have wrought!!!  

  To all who come to this happy place.... waffle.  

  Leo is my hero

to

Smelling vagina's in just three hours.  

  Why would I report it?

I've sent you at least a dozen notes about that "Kevy" account and you do nothing.  

  You should have Lucent Dossier come and perform at your house. That's what would happen on the better sitcoms.  

  Haha, Fred Savage got Alex laid. Awesome.  

  If bitchy sarcasm from me surprises you then you haven't been paying attention.  

  Shampoo, rinse, shampoo, rinse, separate lather from soap, rub on body, rinse, remove clothes, shampoo hat, rinse.  

  Moonie's a Nationals fan, he thrives on isolation and loneliness.  

  But I'm sorry that when you post to a message board people actually converse instead of just giving you thumbs up and a "nice one!  

  Now I'm confused. Perchance you've outwitted me?  

  Wrong "too", your argument is invalid :P  

  I don't see why one park has to be better than the other. I would kill for EITHER nearby. Be happy, people.  

  Thanks to the Internet, we now know everything is a thing.