Reality has a well-known liberal bias.  

  Then the dog ate the costume.  

  I look around at other kids her age and I am sooooo glad she is my kid- she has a great attitude, she's not afraid to talk to me about anything, and she has a very caring, empathetic soul. I just wish she wouldn't tell people I snore.  

  I'm more of a consumer of ideas than a generator, that's why I find LoT so interesting.  

  beer should be beer, unless of course its ale.

quit effin' with beer.  

  Or, in other words ...

To Err is human,
To Moo,
Bovine.  

  Huh? What? Huh?! I was distracted by your avatar...  

  AAaaaaaaAAAAa! I think something in my brain just expwoded.  

  Note to self: While at work, You REALLY have to stop googling for unfamiliar things Kevy posts.  

  Anyway .... as bad as things may suck for any of us .... we know they could suck way, way, WAY more.  

  Aw Mary, we know you like it when the sweeps talk dirty to you

Have a little rum punch...  

  Yuh, I have a black belt in Awesome.  

  Your first post should be recorded on vellum and placed deep within the Vault of Ultimate Swankiness, only to be brought out on special occasions, as an example of exalted First Postedness, and then maybe used as a nice table covering while we feast on bacon and bacon by-products.

 

  Man! I f*cking hate Sherwood Forest, dawg. I'm so f*cking outta here. Hood can find some other b!tch to be merry...  

  Now, here comes my point one more time. Here comes where I point out the stupidity you uttered and that I am objecting to (without being personally offended). I don't want to bold it again so I'll set it off in a little paragraph of its own. Hopefully Kevy will come along and quote it so that every once in a while you'll see it on the home page and have one more chance to understand it without me having to type it one more time. I encourage you to hightlight this next paragaph, type control-c, open Notepad, type control-p, then click print; take the resulting page and tape it to your bedroom ceiling so that while making sweet love to your wife she can see it up there and perhaps whisper it into your ear during that exquisite moment of orgasm when your mind is so completely blank that maybe it'll finally be clear.  

  We should seriously start hanging out at Disneyland. I hear that place is pretty cool.  

  I ROCK at convergence.  

  Still, that is why we should have things like the pledge in school: to give kids to think about and overreact against so that they can eventually find their way towards the sacred, imaginary middle.  

  I'm not planning (other than the weekend), I'm not entertaining (I'll be around and hike but I'm feeding myself and expect everybody else will fail to starve). Others can plan or not as they wish.

Very Alex Swank.  

  When you say nice things about Crocs you encourage people to wear them. This is a war crime and a violation of many human rights treaties.  

  rich schmich. I'm good to go  

  Yeah, this project was definately about preserving a particular community and I love all of you even if some of you can be really annoying at times.  

  It was Leap Day! - Nothing Counts!  

  Go early, stay late, embrace the chaos.  

  I started this thread to bitch about some totally unimportant aspect of my life. Which is what the Internet is for. Well that and LOL cats.