Yes, it does seem that a robotic sphincter would solve all your problems.  

  The a duck catholic? Is a pope's butt water-tight?  

  With each tank of gas, you drown another Polar Bear.  

  This may be a bit of a surprise to Scaeagles, but I'm a righty.  

  Lol, Ally!


(Just this afternoon I saw a Hello Kitty toy and thought of you- good to see you!)  

  it's not a belly tee-shirt that says in monster glitter letters "ASK ME ABOUT MY INTACT HYMEN AND WHY".Y'know?  

  Meals shmeals! I want cornnuts and a suckie. Half coke, half cherry.  

  You have to pay to get out of Disney jail? Do you have to pay in Disney dollars?  

  It's never to early for Robin's eggs.  

  I started to say "I have a problem eating anything with a head but knew I was setting myself up.  

  I love these two and want them to go all the way  

  Every morning I ride a shuttle that also serves the Pixar Studio and every morning I have resisted the urge to shout out "does anybody have thoughts on the future of Walt Disney Feature Animation as a separate unit from Pixar?  

  The Roller Coaster of Life sometimes has to make an E-stop  

  To hell with your subpoenas, Congress, the White House interns serve at the pleasure of the President.



That's what a real man would have said.  

  I think I am missing the third testicle that makes men crave explosions, muscle cars, and big TVs.  

  Pretty soon granola bras will be trendy.  

  That's Leo - with the ham for a butt.  

  Wow. If Disney wants less poor people around the resort area, they should PAY THEIR EMPLOYEES BETTER.  

  And this has exactly what to do with Michael J. Fox? I don't recall him calling for a tri-peckered goat, but maybe that story just occurred on a slow news day and I missed it. Either that, or it was a Fox News exclusive.  

  Honestly, if we don't play God who will?

Someone needs to make a centaur, that would be cool.  

  So, is Michael J. Fox screwing sheep or not?  

  So I guess I get to say JW was right.  

  Do you realise we have now been 4 FULL days in the park without Pooh-ing so far !!  

  Hippie" has become a dismissive term for anyone who deigns to think about someone other than themself.  

  Sheep are actually several million years old. In fact, science tells us female dinosaurs used them as tampons.