Do you want me to take it in the trunk for you?  

  Then again, I might just be a perv.  

  She was impressed that people from opposite sides of the world can become friends through the internet. We encouraged her to buy a computer.  

  Christing Hell. I hate the Apocalypse already!!  

  You are my happy song sung in harmony with Stevie Wonder as backup artist.  

  mock god? dunno bout you, but the power I perceive has one 773H of a good sense of humor. remember, this is the same being that made saturn wear a tutu  

  Then the dog ate the costume.  

  cool. so long as we understand that I insist on being killed almost immediately afterward.

deal?  

  beer should be beer, unless of course its ale.

quit effin' with beer.  

  I'm actually, like, a totally hot 19 year old girl from Idaho, on foreign exchange in Latvia. I love to par-taaaay!  

  One day soon, I will contribute again. I just have to finish something first...  

  Or, in other words ...

To Err is human,
To Moo,
Bovine.  

  Insert Appropriate GayDay Double Entendre Here.



(And, if it's wide enough, insert another one)  

  Huh? What? Huh?! I was distracted by your avatar...  

  Yay! The princess dies at the end!  

  AAaaaaaaAAAAa! I think something in my brain just expwoded.  

  Do I really live in f*cking Utah?  

  I am extremely proud to be a white American male. It took foresight and a lot of planning to get the conditions of my birth exactly as I wanted them.  

  visible mojo for the sake of visible mojo.  

  lol duh...lol  

  Listen, sister. Get your notepad, see? No onion tears, got that? It'll only make you cheese curdle.  

  They're Australian, not crazy.  

  Douché!  

  That's funny! I immediately thought of "Strawuberry chips..." too.  

  And as Walt someone said, Just remember, it all started with a pancake... hang on, that's not right.