Do you want me to take it in the trunk for you?  

  She was impressed that people from opposite sides of the world can become friends through the internet. We encouraged her to buy a computer.  

  Bite me, fan boy.  

  They tell me I had a good time, I think.  

  One day soon, I will contribute again. I just have to finish something first...  

  Yay! The princess dies at the end!  

  I love Dave Matthews, chewy brownies, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and Judi Dench.

And penis. Gargantuan American penis.  

  Do I really live in f*cking Utah?  

  I am extremely proud to be a white American male. It took foresight and a lot of planning to get the conditions of my birth exactly as I wanted them.  

  Dude, your request for details is really harshing my mellow.  

  If I met Spielberg, I'd hug him then push a knife through his left testicle.  

  I made really loud squeeeeeely noises then Thurston woke up and did massive head tilting. It was a great evening.  

  Now, here comes my point one more time. Here comes where I point out the stupidity you uttered and that I am objecting to (without being personally offended). I don't want to bold it again so I'll set it off in a little paragraph of its own. Hopefully Kevy will come along and quote it so that every once in a while you'll see it on the home page and have one more chance to understand it without me having to type it one more time. I encourage you to hightlight this next paragaph, type control-c, open Notepad, type control-p, then click print; take the resulting page and tape it to your bedroom ceiling so that while making sweet love to your wife she can see it up there and perhaps whisper it into your ear during that exquisite moment of orgasm when your mind is so completely blank that maybe it'll finally be clear.  

  We should seriously start hanging out at Disneyland. I hear that place is pretty cool.  

  Still, that is why we should have things like the pledge in school: to give kids to think about and overreact against so that they can eventually find their way towards the sacred, imaginary middle.  

  So you admit my spells work, do you, Durwood?  

  I'm not planning (other than the weekend), I'm not entertaining (I'll be around and hike but I'm feeding myself and expect everybody else will fail to starve). Others can plan or not as they wish.

Very Alex Swank.  

  When you say nice things about Crocs you encourage people to wear them. This is a war crime and a violation of many human rights treaties.  

  rich schmich. I'm good to go  

  What's unprovable is that there is anything OTHER than the physical realities of the universe that could possibly be at work.  

  Bless you young mother. I hope you'll always be as supportive to your little boy when he strays from gender norms, even if proclaiming it loudly in a store for all to hear, and not try to force him back in that box.  

  Yeah, this project was definately about preserving a particular community and I love all of you even if some of you can be really annoying at times.  

  It was Leap Day! - Nothing Counts!  

  Go early, stay late, embrace the chaos.  

  I started this thread to bitch about some totally unimportant aspect of my life. Which is what the Internet is for. Well that and LOL cats.