Photos of GD in his leopard print diaper will be available on the new LoT naughty photo site  

  Savory Euphamisms

4 Euphamisms
1 piece of toast
Anchovy Butter

Butter the toast with the Anchovy Butter.

Cut into triangle quadrants and place a Euphamism (smooth side down) on each toast triangle.

Best drink to serve with this would be a Black Canadian .

Serve your Savory Euphamisms at your next party and watch 'em snap them up !!!  

  Maybe (Mike Wazowski) ate at Tortilla Jo's and he's leavin' a fierce guacamole log; he does have a bit of a grimace on his face.  

  The distinction is "getting loaded into a long black car" as opposed to "getting into a long black car loaded".  

  Capt Jack for president. (if that dont scare ya, nothin will)  

  But I do hate everything. Even the things I like.  

  PS: Lashbear made me say this.  

  Don't come too close - I might smell faintly of pee.  

  So, congrats to those requiring congrats, and bummer to those requiring sympathy.  

  Good things are always just around the corner.

In the meantime, enjoy every sandwich.  

  Here's the deal:
The people that are pro-legalized marijuana are too stoned to organize themselves. The people that are anti-legalized marijuana probably should smoke lots of it and chill out.
 

  I hear grave dancing can be a very effective cardio workout.  

  If you are only good because of religion that I suggest you aren't really a good person, just a scared one.  

  So, who knows what comes next - maybe a new world, maybe the same old crap, but this is a moment to relish and remember.  

  So you admit my spells work, do you, Durwood?  

  What I do worry about is the considerable number of people who seem to be perfectly happy to vote someone into high office who is willing to make policy decision based on magical prophecies. That I find intolerable.  

  Shhh! You'll set off Strangler Lewis!  

  Dear god! Those quoins!  

  Yes, even I have my limits - some people are just WEIRD!  

  What is it? Old boyfriend? Foosball table? Portable stage for home productions of "Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me?" Empty beer keg? King-sized bean bag chair? Tyrannosaurus skeleton? Wading pool? Rolled up carpet with suspicious lump in the middle?  

  Based on CPs diagnosis I was able to get a prescription for heroin this morning.  

  Quikster? Yeah, smart. In other stupid news, Google just changed their name to Searchfun and Coke is changing theirs to Brown Bubble Drinkup.  

  still lurking...  

  Ah! Now the "23" in D23 makes tot sense to me - f'n illuminati!  

  *making sign of the cross* "In the name of the Bear, the Stoat, and Susie-Ann Krellingshaw, Ah, Men.