You're aren't losing hair - you're just getting more head.  

  Savory Euphamisms

4 Euphamisms
1 piece of toast
Anchovy Butter

Butter the toast with the Anchovy Butter.

Cut into triangle quadrants and place a Euphamism (smooth side down) on each toast triangle.

Best drink to serve with this would be a Black Canadian .

Serve your Savory Euphamisms at your next party and watch 'em snap them up !!!  

  Maybe (Mike Wazowski) ate at Tortilla Jo's and he's leavin' a fierce guacamole log; he does have a bit of a grimace on his face.  

  The distinction is "getting loaded into a long black car" as opposed to "getting into a long black car loaded".  

  Capt Jack for president. (if that dont scare ya, nothin will)  

  I personally hope for a society where everyone is chipped, the government sees everything, and artificial intelligence threatens our species. Then maybe we'll get some new plots for sci-fi movies.  

  CP: You are a poet, but in a good way.  

  I will keep my vocabulary to myself and let the illiterate poor starve  

  I'm in this for the bacon, totally.  

  But I do hate everything. Even the things I like.  

  Doesn't matter, it's been on boingboing. It is the truth now. I expect it will be a humorous question on this weekend's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.  

  Don't come too close - I might smell faintly of pee.  

  Good things are always just around the corner.

In the meantime, enjoy every sandwich.  

  Here's the deal:
The people that are pro-legalized marijuana are too stoned to organize themselves. The people that are anti-legalized marijuana probably should smoke lots of it and chill out.
 

  I hear grave dancing can be a very effective cardio workout.  

  Leo is my hero

to

Smelling vagina's in just three hours.  

  Why would I report it?

I've sent you at least a dozen notes about that "Kevy" account and you do nothing.  

  You should have Lucent Dossier come and perform at your house. That's what would happen on the better sitcoms.  

  If bitchy sarcasm from me surprises you then you haven't been paying attention.  

  Moonie's a Nationals fan, he thrives on isolation and loneliness.  

  But I'm sorry that when you post to a message board people actually converse instead of just giving you thumbs up and a "nice one!  

  Now I'm confused. Perchance you've outwitted me?  

  Wrong "too", your argument is invalid :P  

  I don't see why one park has to be better than the other. I would kill for EITHER nearby. Be happy, people.  

  Thanks to the Internet, we now know everything is a thing.