Do you want me to take it in the trunk for you?  

  Christing Hell. I hate the Apocalypse already!!  

  You are my happy song sung in harmony with Stevie Wonder as backup artist.  

  mock god? dunno bout you, but the power I perceive has one 773H of a good sense of humor. remember, this is the same being that made saturn wear a tutu  

  Then the dog ate the costume.  

  cool. so long as we understand that I insist on being killed almost immediately afterward.

deal?  

  beer should be beer, unless of course its ale.

quit effin' with beer.  

  I'm actually, like, a totally hot 19 year old girl from Idaho, on foreign exchange in Latvia. I love to par-taaaay!  

  One day soon, I will contribute again. I just have to finish something first...  

  Or, in other words ...

To Err is human,
To Moo,
Bovine.  

  Insert Appropriate GayDay Double Entendre Here.



(And, if it's wide enough, insert another one)  

  Huh? What? Huh?! I was distracted by your avatar...  

  Yay! The princess dies at the end!  

  AAaaaaaaAAAAa! I think something in my brain just expwoded.  

  Do I really live in f*cking Utah?  

  Anyway .... as bad as things may suck for any of us .... we know they could suck way, way, WAY more.  

  Your first post should be recorded on vellum and placed deep within the Vault of Ultimate Swankiness, only to be brought out on special occasions, as an example of exalted First Postedness, and then maybe used as a nice table covering while we feast on bacon and bacon by-products.

 

  There are other message boards???  

  They're Australian, not crazy.  

  Mucho masturbation" became "Cinderellabration!  

  Pixar For President!!  

  I'm like, wow!  

  I'm still getting a Premium. I don't care. I need Premium.  

  ...I'm happy with my Red Cart Corn Dog membership card and secret handshake.  

  Happy Birthday UvaGirl. MIA since 2007.