Hey! No one's quoted me!!! 
Hey! No one's quoted me!!!
I should've stolen Babette's underwear when I had the chance.
Yes, I plan on taking the shaft regularly.
Knock, Knock
I'd rather listen to a family of pigs being chucking into the Grand Canyon....
Its amazing how that and the Pirate water have the same aftertaste.
Uh, the Swans are vomiting cotton candy again.
Someone get a scooper....
I'd like to see the Main Street Mutaytor Parade with fire and half naked women in knee-highs.
Baby cats being drowned make a more pleasant sound that The Hoff belting out off key notes amplified throughout Dodger Stadium.
So, speaking of Lindsey Lohan. I think I took the shaft with her a few weeks ago. Maybe???
Hopefully the lesson contained a swift ninja ass-kicking...
Sigh. Sometimes it scares me how much I end up on the Alex Stroup side of life.
CP: You are a poet, but in a good way.
One day soon, I will contribute again. I just have to finish something first...
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.
I swear life is never dull around here 
Brad - my eye sight is going - is the bunny punching its own tit or jacking off???
Gollum: The Missing Years
The Orc Who Saved Christmas
Merry and Pippin Go to White Castle
Aragorn vs Predator
Galadriel Takes it Off
Treebeard's Iconvenient Truth
The Eye of Laura Mars, starring Sauron
Trading Places with Gandalf and Dumbledore
The next war should be fought by World of Warcraft high-scorers.
Good things are always just around the corner.
In the meantime, enjoy every sandwich.
I think this whole "dark" thing is nothing but the Hollywood squeeky machine being oiled with cow dung. ~Bornieo
Yeah, I had fun. Now how much will it cost me to have you delete the video?
You can't stand on your iPhone to reach the cookie jar.
