I am bringing some homosexual cupcakes just in case anyone wants to convert via ingestion....  

  I dont think I am going to be sticking that thing in my mouth anymore. But it's got really nice packaging...  

  I've never had a Shiatsu massage, so I am not sure if it was supposed to be like that.  

  oh, while you were out I was offered a job  

  (Tramspotter)'s not the straightest talker ... but for every unintelligible non-puncutated rant, there's a great dinosaur tampon joke.  

  Yay cows!  

  What could this group possibly use more than a good Zookeeper!  

  Sometimes having split personalities has it's drawbacks.

No it doesn't! Don't listen to him...  

  [Is it] a sin to bite the hand of Jesus while making sex dolls fornicate on an inflatable altar? Is this, maybe, covered in Leviticus? Or maybe Matthew?  

  Heh heh....
Mickey is a brat.  

  I'm getting married in an INFLATABLE CHAPEL!  

  You know......we didn't break even one cocktail class!  

  The constitution specifically allows individual states to determine on their own how to assign electors. If they wanted, they could theoretically give that power solely to the governor. They could engage in a roshambo contest among the major candidates. They could put every candidates picture on a mat and give the electors to the candidate first shat upon by a chicken.  

  Except for being fat, ugly, and a prick I'm the ideal human being.  

  Except for being fat, ugly, and a prick I'm the ideal human being.  

  Gemini Cricket has been hooking up with some sleazebag, and he's been getting his brains ******ed out on a regular, but degrading, basis for the past couple of weeks.


He'll soon tire of being treated like a dish rag, and he'll come crawling back to the LoT ... mark my words.  

  Woooo that looks really gay. I'm in!  

  You'd look just like a Christmas Ham!  

  [quote=Latenite Tram Announcer]We hope you had a Magical Day here at the Disneyland Resort![/quote]
[quote=Tram Guest]Yeah, all my money disappeared.[/quote]


 

  Not sure. Next time we get a ouija board, I'll ask her.  

  Apparently, I bought a car

Holy sh*t, what have I done?  

  Oh fine... just state the obvious  

  Isn't the whole reason Disney is doing the Fairy Tale Weddings at ALL, money?  

  I wanna see two Ariels hook up  

  I wanna go! Lousy job!!!