All I remember is baby Jesus flying across the sky.
Do you want me to take it in the trunk for you?
Lecherous men with dessert porn.
Then again, I might just be a perv.
She was impressed that people from opposite sides of the world can become friends through the internet. We encouraged her to buy a computer.
Bite me, fan boy.
I'm actually, like, a totally hot 19 year old girl from Idaho, on foreign exchange in Latvia. I love to par-taaaay!
One day soon, I will contribute again. I just have to finish something first...
Yay! The princess dies at the end!
I love Dave Matthews, chewy brownies, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and Judi Dench.
And penis. Gargantuan American penis.
Do I really live in f*cking Utah?
I am extremely proud to be a white American male. It took foresight and a lot of planning to get the conditions of my birth exactly as I wanted them.
Dude, your request for details is really harshing my mellow.
visible mojo for the sake of visible mojo.
If I met Spielberg, I'd hug him then push a knife through his left testicle.
I made really loud squeeeeeely noises then Thurston woke up and did massive head tilting. It was a great evening.
There are other message boards???
Listen, sister. Get your notepad, see? No onion tears, got that? It'll only make you cheese curdle.
They're Australian, not crazy.
Robin Hood is still the only anthropomorphic fox that rings my bell-el-el. Rings my bell. (My bell. Dingalingaling) my beeeeell. Rings my bell.
Back in my day we went down to Farmer Rasmusson's sharecropping plot and bought a ha'peck of roasted peanuts for a penny. Then we ate them, molded the inevitable result into bar form and sold it for two pennies to the younger children in the neighborhood as a "Snickers Bar" because that's what we were doing while watching them eat it.
And that's how an American Institution got its start.
Mucho masturbation" became "Cinderellabration!
I'm like, wow!
I'm still getting a Premium. I don't care. I need Premium.
Happy Birthday UvaGirl. MIA since 2007.
