Christing Hell. I hate the Apocalypse already!!  

  You are my happy song sung in harmony with Stevie Wonder as backup artist.  

  mock god? dunno bout you, but the power I perceive has one 773H of a good sense of humor. remember, this is the same being that made saturn wear a tutu  

  Then the dog ate the costume.  

  I look around at other kids her age and I am sooooo glad she is my kid- she has a great attitude, she's not afraid to talk to me about anything, and she has a very caring, empathetic soul. I just wish she wouldn't tell people I snore.  

  cool. so long as we understand that I insist on being killed almost immediately afterward.

deal?  

  I'm more of a consumer of ideas than a generator, that's why I find LoT so interesting.  

  beer should be beer, unless of course its ale.

quit effin' with beer.  

  I'm actually, like, a totally hot 19 year old girl from Idaho, on foreign exchange in Latvia. I love to par-taaaay!  

  Or, in other words ...

To Err is human,
To Moo,
Bovine.  

  Insert Appropriate GayDay Double Entendre Here.



(And, if it's wide enough, insert another one)  

  Huh? What? Huh?! I was distracted by your avatar...  

  Anyway .... as bad as things may suck for any of us .... we know they could suck way, way, WAY more.  

  Yuh, I have a black belt in Awesome.  

  Your first post should be recorded on vellum and placed deep within the Vault of Ultimate Swankiness, only to be brought out on special occasions, as an example of exalted First Postedness, and then maybe used as a nice table covering while we feast on bacon and bacon by-products.

 

  Man! I f*cking hate Sherwood Forest, dawg. I'm so f*cking outta here. Hood can find some other b!tch to be merry...  

  I ROCK at convergence.  

  I'm not planning (other than the weekend), I'm not entertaining (I'll be around and hike but I'm feeding myself and expect everybody else will fail to starve). Others can plan or not as they wish.

Very Alex Swank.  

  When you say nice things about Crocs you encourage people to wear them. This is a war crime and a violation of many human rights treaties.  

  Be at peace with your inner gold pants!  

  Only 3 slices of bacon? That's no sandwich, that's an amuse bouche.  

  rich schmich. I'm good to go  

  It was Leap Day! - Nothing Counts!  

  Go early, stay late, embrace the chaos.  

  I started this thread to bitch about some totally unimportant aspect of my life. Which is what the Internet is for. Well that and LOL cats.