Closure would be good. Truth would be better.
(Tramspotter)'s not the straightest talker ... but for every unintelligible non-puncutated rant, there's a great dinosaur tampon joke.
I would almost call it propaganda but since I didn't spell that right - I'll just say crap.
Blazing Saddles isn't on that list, so that list sucks.
I don't think the fashion industry is to blame. We are all responsible for our own choices.
Can we have anarchy and still get arts funding?
BOYS! Don't make me turn this internet around!
If amusement park rides regularly killed more people then I might be able to actually find them exciting.
I will be rockin out at Chuck E. Cheese.
Halloween cannot start until October 1st.
Thanksgiving cannot start until the beginning of November.
Christmas cannot happen until the day after Thanksgiving.
Period.
The foot is down.
I want to straddle it. NOW.
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
Analyzing humor is like taking apart a rose to find out where its beauty button is.
The extreme right wing's attacks on the patriotism of other Americans is beyond tiresome, beyond boring, and right into past-date garbage.
I liked it better when the local kids thought of me as that crazy old guy who lives in the haunted house
Damnit Speilberg! You've made me agree with scaeagles! Oh, the evil you have wrought!!!
To all who come to this happy place.... waffle.
I ROCK at convergence.
Be at peace with your inner gold pants!
Only 3 slices of bacon? 
That's no sandwich, that's an amuse bouche.
Moonie's a Nationals fan, he thrives on isolation and loneliness.
But I'm sorry that when you post to a message board people actually converse instead of just giving you thumbs up and a "nice one!
Wrong "too", your argument is invalid :P
Thanks to the Internet, we now know everything is a thing.
I started this thread to bitch about some totally unimportant aspect of my life. Which is what the Internet is for. Well that and LOL cats.
