All I remember is baby Jesus flying across the sky.
Do you want me to take it in the trunk for you?
Lecherous men with dessert porn.
Then again, I might just be a perv.
She was impressed that people from opposite sides of the world can become friends through the internet. We encouraged her to buy a computer.
Christing Hell. I hate the Apocalypse already!!
Bite me, fan boy.
They tell me I had a good time, I think.
One day soon, I will contribute again. I just have to finish something first...
Yay! The princess dies at the end!
I love Dave Matthews, chewy brownies, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and Judi Dench.
And penis. Gargantuan American penis.
Do I really live in f*cking Utah?
I am extremely proud to be a white American male. It took foresight and a lot of planning to get the conditions of my birth exactly as I wanted them.
Dude, your request for details is really harshing my mellow.
visible mojo for the sake of visible mojo.
If I met Spielberg, I'd hug him then push a knife through his left testicle.
There are other message boards???
They're Australian, not crazy.
Robin Hood is still the only anthropomorphic fox that rings my bell-el-el. Rings my bell. (My bell. Dingalingaling) my beeeeell. Rings my bell.
Mucho masturbation" became "Cinderellabration!
Douchι!
I'm like, wow!
I'm still getting a Premium. I don't care. I need Premium.
...I'm happy with my Red Cart Corn Dog membership card and secret handshake.
Happy Birthday UvaGirl. MIA since 2007.
