When I'm buying cleaner for my cooch, the first thing I look for is the words "non-caustic".  

  We would bring the red longjohns but that's for dead people, not dead attractions.  

  Just remember - "ma'am" and "sir" mean "bitch" and "jackass".  

  It'll be a while until my husband gets home, so let's see if you guys can help me before he does.  

  Please excuse me, I have a Jew egg to care for.  

  We'll be at the shorts!  

  We'll be at the shorts!  

  Augh! NA's house is littered with cat corpses!  

  Just like a woman to wait for a man to make the first move, eh?  

  Now that's a convenient meal! It's just the indigestion that gets you.  

  Something tells me that everyone on the lot is a character. You'll have plenty of stories to tell...  

  They may be men up top, but can you really overlook the fish penis aspect?  

  ENOUGH TV SHOWS TURNED MOVIES. THINK UP SOMETHING NEW, YOU LAZY BASTARDS.  

  Go Pee. It's Awesome!  

  The memory even tastes gross...  

  FAIL.  

  Oh NO!!!!! Someone was RIDICULED!!!!!! On the INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!  

  People. Are. Ignorant.  

  Visible SnowPug mojo!  

  Agree with Moonliner. It's just too long.  

  ...a disquieting metamorphosis as my body becomes a baby machine.  

  If you don't get more specific we'll have to assume you fisted yourself  

  Bacon is one thing...but pork is another.  

  i just like wiggling the cam from across the country.  

  I think I speak for all of us when I say that you are certifiably nuts.

Good luck.