Christing Hell. I hate the Apocalypse already!!  

  You are my happy song sung in harmony with Stevie Wonder as backup artist.  

  mock god? dunno bout you, but the power I perceive has one 773H of a good sense of humor. remember, this is the same being that made saturn wear a tutu  

  Then the dog ate the costume.  

  I look around at other kids her age and I am sooooo glad she is my kid- she has a great attitude, she's not afraid to talk to me about anything, and she has a very caring, empathetic soul. I just wish she wouldn't tell people I snore.  

  cool. so long as we understand that I insist on being killed almost immediately afterward.

deal?  

  I'm more of a consumer of ideas than a generator, that's why I find LoT so interesting.  

  beer should be beer, unless of course its ale.

quit effin' with beer.  

  Or, in other words ...

To Err is human,
To Moo,
Bovine.  

  Insert Appropriate GayDay Double Entendre Here.



(And, if it's wide enough, insert another one)  

  Huh? What? Huh?! I was distracted by your avatar...  

  Anyway .... as bad as things may suck for any of us .... we know they could suck way, way, WAY more.  

  Your first post should be recorded on vellum and placed deep within the Vault of Ultimate Swankiness, only to be brought out on special occasions, as an example of exalted First Postedness, and then maybe used as a nice table covering while we feast on bacon and bacon by-products.

 

  Man! I f*cking hate Sherwood Forest, dawg. I'm so f*cking outta here. Hood can find some other b!tch to be merry...  

  Hey! That's 27 in gay years!  

  lol duh...lol  

  [Lucy Van Pelt] THAT'S IT!!!! [/Lucy Van Pelt]  

  I'm so gay that if I was yogurt I'd have fruit at the bottom.  

  You're not very good at Q&A, perhaps The Learning Annex offers a class.  

  The infant philosopher observes his reflected visage and asks of himself, "Goo?  

  Douché!  

  Perhaps buying stock in Jamison's is the way to go.  

  Pizza. Chips. Red Bull.  

  That's funny! I immediately thought of "Strawuberry chips..." too.  

  And as Walt someone said, Just remember, it all started with a pancake... hang on, that's not right.