Reality has a well-known liberal bias.  

  When I'm buying cleaner for my cooch, the first thing I look for is the words "non-caustic".  

  From your keyboard to the powers that be!  

  I predict sausage in your future  

  The dogs entrindeten the apes, which strike the bears, danced the women, who keep loose  

  Of course, I wasn't thinking and I said 'Oh my gawd!! That man is taking a crap!' which of course made the kids look.  

  Love... the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket  

  I'll be spending my final days on the isle of Waponi Wu where I will party for several days and then throw myself into a volcano. Orange soda will be involved...  

  Note to self: While at work, You REALLY have to stop googling for unfamiliar things Kevy posts.  

  Small world, eh?

With or without rainforests...  

  I don't think there is only one Christian on the board but I think that there is only one person who takes things rather personally.  

  3894's expression stilled and grew serious. There was both delicacy and strength in her face.

"Would someone please," she asked in that low, silvery voice tinged with boarding-school English, "pass me the goddamn wrinkle cream?".  

  Where's the scene where CP drops the soap ???  

  Leo is my hero

to

Smelling vagina's in just three hours.  

  Why would I report it?

I've sent you at least a dozen notes about that "Kevy" account and you do nothing.  

  You should have Lucent Dossier come and perform at your house. That's what would happen on the better sitcoms.  

  Haha, Fred Savage got Alex laid. Awesome.  

  If bitchy sarcasm from me surprises you then you haven't been paying attention.  

  Only 3 slices of bacon? That's no sandwich, that's an amuse bouche.  

  Moonie's a Nationals fan, he thrives on isolation and loneliness.  

  But I'm sorry that when you post to a message board people actually converse instead of just giving you thumbs up and a "nice one!  

  Now I'm confused. Perchance you've outwitted me?  

  Wrong "too", your argument is invalid :P  

  I don't see why one park has to be better than the other. I would kill for EITHER nearby. Be happy, people.  

  Thanks to the Internet, we now know everything is a thing.