Closure would be good. Truth would be better.  

  (Tramspotter)'s not the straightest talker ... but for every unintelligible non-puncutated rant, there's a great dinosaur tampon joke.  

  I would almost call it propaganda but since I didn't spell that right - I'll just say crap.  

  Blazing Saddles isn't on that list, so that list sucks.  

  I don't think the fashion industry is to blame. We are all responsible for our own choices.  

  Can we have anarchy and still get arts funding?  

  BOYS! Don't make me turn this internet around!  

  If amusement park rides regularly killed more people then I might be able to actually find them exciting.  

  I will be rockin out at Chuck E. Cheese.  

  Halloween cannot start until October 1st.
Thanksgiving cannot start until the beginning of November.
Christmas cannot happen until the day after Thanksgiving.

Period.

The foot is down.  

  I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.  

  Analyzing humor is like taking apart a rose to find out where its beauty button is.  

  So, congrats to those requiring congrats, and bummer to those requiring sympathy.  

  I liked it better when the local kids thought of me as that crazy old guy who lives in the haunted house  

  Plot, Scheme, Toil, Smash, Repeat!  

  Damnit Speilberg! You've made me agree with scaeagles! Oh, the evil you have wrought!!!  

  To all who come to this happy place.... waffle.  

  lol duh...lol  

  There are other message boards???  

  Listen, sister. Get your notepad, see? No onion tears, got that? It'll only make you cheese curdle.  

  They're Australian, not crazy.  

  Mucho masturbation" became "Cinderellabration!  

  Douché!  

  That's funny! I immediately thought of "Strawuberry chips..." too.  

  And as Walt someone said, Just remember, it all started with a pancake... hang on, that's not right.