(Tramspotter)'s not the straightest talker ... but for every unintelligible non-puncutated rant, there's a great dinosaur tampon joke.  

  OH, THE HUGE MANATEE!  

  Blazing Saddles isn't on that list, so that list sucks.  

  Can we have anarchy and still get arts funding?  

  I will be rockin out at Chuck E. Cheese.  

  So, congrats to those requiring congrats, and bummer to those requiring sympathy.  

  I liked it better when the local kids thought of me as that crazy old guy who lives in the haunted house  

  Plot, Scheme, Toil, Smash, Repeat!  

  Damnit Speilberg! You've made me agree with scaeagles! Oh, the evil you have wrought!!!  

  To all who come to this happy place.... waffle.  

  Now, here comes my point one more time. Here comes where I point out the stupidity you uttered and that I am objecting to (without being personally offended). I don't want to bold it again so I'll set it off in a little paragraph of its own. Hopefully Kevy will come along and quote it so that every once in a while you'll see it on the home page and have one more chance to understand it without me having to type it one more time. I encourage you to hightlight this next paragaph, type control-c, open Notepad, type control-p, then click print; take the resulting page and tape it to your bedroom ceiling so that while making sweet love to your wife she can see it up there and perhaps whisper it into your ear during that exquisite moment of orgasm when your mind is so completely blank that maybe it'll finally be clear.  

  Mickey was apparently just very stinky and horny.  

  I think we owe it to ourselves and the people we share the world with to acknowledge that our assumptions and their prejudice may not be true, and that there are solutions out there beyond destroying, containing, or emasculating, the "other.  

  I only wish more of my tax money went social programs. I would rather feed the poor than the war machine.  

  Shhh! You'll set off Strangler Lewis!  

  Dear god! Those quoins!  

  And why do I keep getting all my Disneyland updates from a guy who lives in Hawaii?  

  Yes, even I have my limits - some people are just WEIRD!  

  What is it? Old boyfriend? Foosball table? Portable stage for home productions of "Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me?" Empty beer keg? King-sized bean bag chair? Tyrannosaurus skeleton? Wading pool? Rolled up carpet with suspicious lump in the middle?  

  Based on CPs diagnosis I was able to get a prescription for heroin this morning.  

  Quikster? Yeah, smart. In other stupid news, Google just changed their name to Searchfun and Coke is changing theirs to Brown Bubble Drinkup.  

  Yeah, this project was definately about preserving a particular community and I love all of you even if some of you can be really annoying at times.  

  still lurking...  

  Ah! Now the "23" in D23 makes tot sense to me - f'n illuminati!  

  *making sign of the cross* "In the name of the Bear, the Stoat, and Susie-Ann Krellingshaw, Ah, Men.