Reality has a well-known liberal bias.  

  From your keyboard to the powers that be!  

  I predict sausage in your future  

  The dogs entrindeten the apes, which strike the bears, danced the women, who keep loose  

  I look around at other kids her age and I am sooooo glad she is my kid- she has a great attitude, she's not afraid to talk to me about anything, and she has a very caring, empathetic soul. I just wish she wouldn't tell people I snore.  

  I'm more of a consumer of ideas than a generator, that's why I find LoT so interesting.  

  I'll be spending my final days on the isle of Waponi Wu where I will party for several days and then throw myself into a volcano. Orange soda will be involved...  

  Note to self: While at work, You REALLY have to stop googling for unfamiliar things Kevy posts.  

  Aw Mary, we know you like it when the sweeps talk dirty to you

Have a little rum punch...  

  Small world, eh?

With or without rainforests...  

  Yuh, I have a black belt in Awesome.  

  Your first post should be recorded on vellum and placed deep within the Vault of Ultimate Swankiness, only to be brought out on special occasions, as an example of exalted First Postedness, and then maybe used as a nice table covering while we feast on bacon and bacon by-products.

 

  Man! I f*cking hate Sherwood Forest, dawg. I'm so f*cking outta here. Hood can find some other b!tch to be merry...  

  Where's the scene where CP drops the soap ???  

  Hey! That's 27 in gay years!  

  Leo is my hero

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Smelling vagina's in just three hours.  

  Why would I report it?

I've sent you at least a dozen notes about that "Kevy" account and you do nothing.  

  Haha, Fred Savage got Alex laid. Awesome.  

  If bitchy sarcasm from me surprises you then you haven't been paying attention.  

  Shampoo, rinse, shampoo, rinse, separate lather from soap, rub on body, rinse, remove clothes, shampoo hat, rinse.  

  The infant philosopher observes his reflected visage and asks of himself, "Goo?  

  There is only one perfect person with a perfect life, perfect children, and perfect closets in this world and that is moi.

Let that dream die, CP. The position is filled.  

  Pizza. Chips. Red Bull.  

  Now I'm confused. Perchance you've outwitted me?  

  I don't see why one park has to be better than the other. I would kill for EITHER nearby. Be happy, people.