Photos of GD in his leopard print diaper will be available on the new LoT naughty photo site  

  Savory Euphamisms

4 Euphamisms
1 piece of toast
Anchovy Butter

Butter the toast with the Anchovy Butter.

Cut into triangle quadrants and place a Euphamism (smooth side down) on each toast triangle.

Best drink to serve with this would be a Black Canadian .

Serve your Savory Euphamisms at your next party and watch 'em snap them up !!!  

  OH, THE HUGE MANATEE!  

  Maybe (Mike Wazowski) ate at Tortilla Jo's and he's leavin' a fierce guacamole log; he does have a bit of a grimace on his face.  

  The distinction is "getting loaded into a long black car" as opposed to "getting into a long black car loaded".  

  PS: Lashbear made me say this.  

  So, congrats to those requiring congrats, and bummer to those requiring sympathy.  

  Plot, Scheme, Toil, Smash, Repeat!  

  Good things are always just around the corner.

In the meantime, enjoy every sandwich.  

  I hear grave dancing can be a very effective cardio workout.  

  Hey! That's 27 in gay years!  

  Leo is my hero

to

Smelling vagina's in just three hours.  

  Why would I report it?

I've sent you at least a dozen notes about that "Kevy" account and you do nothing.  

  You should have Lucent Dossier come and perform at your house. That's what would happen on the better sitcoms.  

  Haha, Fred Savage got Alex laid. Awesome.  

  I'm so gay that if I was yogurt I'd have fruit at the bottom.  

  You're not very good at Q&A, perhaps The Learning Annex offers a class.  

  If bitchy sarcasm from me surprises you then you haven't been paying attention.  

  Shampoo, rinse, shampoo, rinse, separate lather from soap, rub on body, rinse, remove clothes, shampoo hat, rinse.  

  The infant philosopher observes his reflected visage and asks of himself, "Goo?  

  There is only one perfect person with a perfect life, perfect children, and perfect closets in this world and that is moi.

Let that dream die, CP. The position is filled.  

  Perhaps buying stock in Jamison's is the way to go.  

  Pizza. Chips. Red Bull.  

  Now I'm confused. Perchance you've outwitted me?  

  I don't see why one park has to be better than the other. I would kill for EITHER nearby. Be happy, people.