Then again, I might just be a perv.  

  Christing Hell. I hate the Apocalypse already!!  

  You are my happy song sung in harmony with Stevie Wonder as backup artist.  

  mock god? dunno bout you, but the power I perceive has one 773H of a good sense of humor. remember, this is the same being that made saturn wear a tutu  

  Then the dog ate the costume.  

  cool. so long as we understand that I insist on being killed almost immediately afterward.

deal?  

  beer should be beer, unless of course its ale.

quit effin' with beer.  

  I'm actually, like, a totally hot 19 year old girl from Idaho, on foreign exchange in Latvia. I love to par-taaaay!  

  Or, in other words ...

To Err is human,
To Moo,
Bovine.  

  Insert Appropriate GayDay Double Entendre Here.



(And, if it's wide enough, insert another one)  

  Huh? What? Huh?! I was distracted by your avatar...  

  AAaaaaaaAAAAa! I think something in my brain just expwoded.  

  Note to self: While at work, You REALLY have to stop googling for unfamiliar things Kevy posts.  

  Anyway .... as bad as things may suck for any of us .... we know they could suck way, way, WAY more.  

  Your first post should be recorded on vellum and placed deep within the Vault of Ultimate Swankiness, only to be brought out on special occasions, as an example of exalted First Postedness, and then maybe used as a nice table covering while we feast on bacon and bacon by-products.

 

  Hey! That's 27 in gay years!  

  Leo is my hero

to

Smelling vagina's in just three hours.  

  Why would I report it?

I've sent you at least a dozen notes about that "Kevy" account and you do nothing.  

  Haha, Fred Savage got Alex laid. Awesome.  

  If bitchy sarcasm from me surprises you then you haven't been paying attention.  

  Shampoo, rinse, shampoo, rinse, separate lather from soap, rub on body, rinse, remove clothes, shampoo hat, rinse.  

  There is only one perfect person with a perfect life, perfect children, and perfect closets in this world and that is moi.

Let that dream die, CP. The position is filled.  

  Pizza. Chips. Red Bull.  

  Now I'm confused. Perchance you've outwitted me?  

  I don't see why one park has to be better than the other. I would kill for EITHER nearby. Be happy, people.