Do you want me to take it in the trunk for you?
Then again, I might just be a perv.
She was impressed that people from opposite sides of the world can become friends through the internet. We encouraged her to buy a computer.
Christing Hell. I hate the Apocalypse already!!
You are my happy song sung in harmony with Stevie Wonder as backup artist.
cool. so long as we understand that I insist on being killed almost immediately afterward.
deal?
Bite me, fan boy.
I'm actually, like, a totally hot 19 year old girl from Idaho, on foreign exchange in Latvia. I love to par-taaaay!
One day soon, I will contribute again. I just have to finish something first...
Yay! The princess dies at the end!
I love Dave Matthews, chewy brownies, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and Judi Dench.
And penis. Gargantuan American penis.
AAaaaaaaAAAAa! I think something in my brain just expwoded.
Do I really live in f*cking Utah?
I am extremely proud to be a white American male. It took foresight and a lot of planning to get the conditions of my birth exactly as I wanted them.
Dude, your request for details is really harshing my mellow.
visible mojo for the sake of visible mojo.
If I met Spielberg, I'd hug him then push a knife through his left testicle.
lol duh...lol
There are other message boards???
Listen, sister. Get your notepad, see? No onion tears, got that? It'll only make you cheese curdle.
They're Australian, not crazy.
Mucho masturbation" became "Cinderellabration!
Douchι!
I'm still getting a Premium. I don't care. I need Premium.
Happy Birthday UvaGirl. MIA since 2007.