Does this dress make my ass look fat?
~ Gemini Cricket  

  Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. I have the munchies
~ sactown chronic  

  But who will play Chim Chim?  

 

Enough said.  

  [quote=Snowflake;130712]Well, to me their already up several points with the casting of Christina Ricci as Trixie, she has naturally manga eyes.[/quote]
But will she be in her underwear with a chain around her?  

  I've had the pleasure of watching an egret eat a duckling whole on the Rivers of America.

Swoop, toss, snap, swallow. And it was gone.  

  I had the pleasure of seeing a Night Heron fly by me on the ROA (while I was canoeing) with tiny waving duckling feet hanging out of it's mouth.  

  Now that's a convenient meal! It's just the indigestion that gets you.  

  They're advertised on Pelican TV as "Pigeon Poppers".  

  Everyone now!

It's the circle,

The circle of liiiifeee!

 

  so many crying little girls  

  The Lounge of Tomorrow -- where sooner or later every thread assesses the girthiness of someone's package.  

  Reason 1,250,592 to not get married.

 

  Unless it was essentially an MTV Award for Shrillest Performance by a Shrilly Person.  

  She was impressed that people from opposite sides of the world can become friends through the internet. We encouraged her to buy a computer.  

  Okay, I think it would scare the carp outta me.  

  Speaking of pee.......nevermind. Everyone does NOT need to know this.  

  I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-Beams glitter, near the Tanhauser Gate. All those...moments, will be lost in time; like tears in rain. Time to die.  

  The worst thing that could happen is you die. And I've never heard any dead people complain so I just assume it isn't that bad. Sure, some people complain about the dying part, but they're just whiners.  

  ... and if that doesn't make you want to see it yourself then you're boring.  

  The worst thing that could happen is you die. And I've never heard any dead people complain so I just assume it isn't that bad. Sure, some people complain about the dying part, but they're just whiners.  

  Bears prefer Alex's hot dogs  

  Savory Euphamisms

4 Euphamisms
1 piece of toast
Anchovy Butter

Butter the toast with the Anchovy Butter.

Cut into triangle quadrants and place a Euphamism (smooth side down) on each toast triangle.

Best drink to serve with this would be a Black Canadian .

Serve your Savory Euphamisms at your next party and watch 'em snap them up !!!  

  Today I had to thin my carrot sprouts. I felt like some fascist dictator exterminating those specimens not fit to procreate as I created my master carrot race. Those poor sprouts! They could have been great carrots! And like a heartless tyrant I snuffed out their veggie lives.  

  Sooo...

What are you doing right now?