Reality has a well-known liberal bias.  

  From your keyboard to the powers that be!  

  I predict anarchy and chaos.  

  I'm not sure if this has anything to do with the Thread, or if you'll find this to be useful information, but please know that I can suck a basketball through a garden hose.

Thank you.  

  I predict sausage in your future  

  The dogs entrindeten the apes, which strike the bears, danced the women, who keep loose  

  ENOUGH TV SHOWS TURNED MOVIES. THINK UP SOMETHING NEW, YOU LAZY BASTARDS.  

  Of course, I wasn't thinking and I said 'Oh my gawd!! That man is taking a crap!' which of course made the kids look.  

  Love... the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket  

  I'll be spending my final days on the isle of Waponi Wu where I will party for several days and then throw myself into a volcano. Orange soda will be involved...  

  Small world, eh?

With or without rainforests...  

  I don't think there is only one Christian on the board but I think that there is only one person who takes things rather personally.  

  I am so tired of lists. So, let me introduce ...

My Least Favorite Lists List

10. Anything by by David Wallechinsky and Amy Wallace
09. or, Rolling Stone
08. or, Mojo
07. or, Empire
06. or, Entertainment Weekly
05. or, the AV Club
04. or, Local video store clerk
03. or, List found in Eichmann's pocket
02. or, Richard Nixon enemy list
and
01. AFI  

  3894's expression stilled and grew serious. There was both delicacy and strength in her face.

"Would someone please," she asked in that low, silvery voice tinged with boarding-school English, "pass me the goddamn wrinkle cream?".  

  Where's the scene where CP drops the soap ???  

  Leo is my hero

to

Smelling vagina's in just three hours.  

  Why would I report it?

I've sent you at least a dozen notes about that "Kevy" account and you do nothing.  

  You should have Lucent Dossier come and perform at your house. That's what would happen on the better sitcoms.  

  If bitchy sarcasm from me surprises you then you haven't been paying attention.  

  Moonie's a Nationals fan, he thrives on isolation and loneliness.  

  But I'm sorry that when you post to a message board people actually converse instead of just giving you thumbs up and a "nice one!  

  Now I'm confused. Perchance you've outwitted me?  

  Wrong "too", your argument is invalid :P  

  I don't see why one park has to be better than the other. I would kill for EITHER nearby. Be happy, people.  

  Thanks to the Internet, we now know everything is a thing.