(Tramspotter)'s not the straightest talker ... but for every unintelligible non-puncutated rant, there's a great dinosaur tampon joke.  

  OH, THE HUGE MANATEE!  

  I must warn you that country music will rot your brain.  

  Blazing Saddles isn't on that list, so that list sucks.  

  When it comes to hot dogs, I'm like MickeyLumbo at a pool party: It's all beef or nothing.  

  I don't think the fashion industry is to blame. We are all responsible for our own choices.  

  Can we have anarchy and still get arts funding?  

  If amusement park rides regularly killed more people then I might be able to actually find them exciting.  

  I will be rockin out at Chuck E. Cheese.  

  Halloween cannot start until October 1st.
Thanksgiving cannot start until the beginning of November.
Christmas cannot happen until the day after Thanksgiving.

Period.

The foot is down.  

  So, congrats to those requiring congrats, and bummer to those requiring sympathy.  

  I liked it better when the local kids thought of me as that crazy old guy who lives in the haunted house  

  Why would a lesbian bar have condoms?  

  Plot, Scheme, Toil, Smash, Repeat!  

  Damnit Speilberg! You've made me agree with scaeagles! Oh, the evil you have wrought!!!  

  To all who come to this happy place.... waffle.  

  I ROCK at convergence.  

  You should have Lucent Dossier come and perform at your house. That's what would happen on the better sitcoms.  

  Get over yourself you righteous bitch and get to work.  

  Be at peace with your inner gold pants!  

  Only 3 slices of bacon? That's no sandwich, that's an amuse bouche.  

  Moonie's a Nationals fan, he thrives on isolation and loneliness.  

  But I'm sorry that when you post to a message board people actually converse instead of just giving you thumbs up and a "nice one!  

  Wrong "too", your argument is invalid :P  

  Thanks to the Internet, we now know everything is a thing.