Do you want me to take it in the trunk for you?
Then again, I might just be a perv.
She was impressed that people from opposite sides of the world can become friends through the internet. We encouraged her to buy a computer.
Sure, blame it on the Pirate
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cool. so long as we understand that I insist on being killed almost immediately afterward.
deal?
Bite me, fan boy.
One day soon, I will contribute again. I just have to finish something first...
Yay! The princess dies at the end!
I love Dave Matthews, chewy brownies, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and Judi Dench.
And penis. Gargantuan American penis.
Do I really live in f*cking Utah?
It was a long time coming, although even at the last election I only thought of him as the lightest floater in the bowl.
wow - I learned so much from the "Soooo" thread....
I am extremely proud to be a white American male. It took foresight and a lot of planning to get the conditions of my birth exactly as I wanted them.
Dude, your request for details is really harshing my mellow.
visible mojo for the sake of visible mojo.
If I met Spielberg, I'd hug him then push a knife through his left testicle.
I ROCK at convergence.
You should have Lucent Dossier come and perform at your house. That's what would happen on the better sitcoms.
Get over yourself you righteous bitch and get to work.
Be at peace with your inner gold pants!
Only 3 slices of bacon?
That's no sandwich, that's an amuse bouche.
Moonie's a Nationals fan, he thrives on isolation and loneliness.
But I'm sorry that when you post to a message board people actually converse instead of just giving you thumbs up and a "nice one!
Wrong "too", your argument is invalid :P
Thanks to the Internet, we now know everything is a thing.