All I remember is baby Jesus flying across the sky.  

  Lecherous men with dessert porn.  

  Then again, I might just be a perv.  

  She was impressed that people from opposite sides of the world can become friends through the internet. We encouraged her to buy a computer.  

  Sure, blame it on the Pirate .  

  Bite me, fan boy.  

  They tell me I had a good time, I think.  

  I love Dave Matthews, chewy brownies, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and Judi Dench.

And penis. Gargantuan American penis.  

  It was a long time coming, although even at the last election I only thought of him as the lightest floater in the bowl.  

  wow - I learned so much from the "Soooo" thread....  

  I am extremely proud to be a white American male. It took foresight and a lot of planning to get the conditions of my birth exactly as I wanted them.  

  Dude, your request for details is really harshing my mellow.  

  visible mojo for the sake of visible mojo.  

  If I met Spielberg, I'd hug him then push a knife through his left testicle.  

  I made really loud squeeeeeely noises then Thurston woke up and did massive head tilting. It was a great evening.  

  We should seriously start hanging out at Disneyland. I hear that place is pretty cool.  

  I ROCK at convergence.  

  Still, that is why we should have things like the pledge in school: to give kids to think about and overreact against so that they can eventually find their way towards the sacred, imaginary middle.  

  I'm not planning (other than the weekend), I'm not entertaining (I'll be around and hike but I'm feeding myself and expect everybody else will fail to starve). Others can plan or not as they wish.

Very Alex Swank.  

  Get over yourself you righteous bitch and get to work.  

  When you say nice things about Crocs you encourage people to wear them. This is a war crime and a violation of many human rights treaties.  

  Be at peace with your inner gold pants!  

  Only 3 slices of bacon? That's no sandwich, that's an amuse bouche.  

  rich schmich. I'm good to go  

  I started this thread to bitch about some totally unimportant aspect of my life. Which is what the Internet is for. Well that and LOL cats.