Did you know Darth Vader has eyebrows?  

  (Tramspotter)'s not the straightest talker ... but for every unintelligible non-puncutated rant, there's a great dinosaur tampon joke.  

  Blazing Saddles isn't on that list, so that list sucks.  

  I don't think the fashion industry is to blame. We are all responsible for our own choices.  

  Can we have anarchy and still get arts funding?  

  BOYS! Don't make me turn this internet around!  

  If amusement park rides regularly killed more people then I might be able to actually find them exciting.  

  I will be rockin out at Chuck E. Cheese.  

  Halloween cannot start until October 1st.
Thanksgiving cannot start until the beginning of November.
Christmas cannot happen until the day after Thanksgiving.

Period.

The foot is down.  

  I liked it better when the local kids thought of me as that crazy old guy who lives in the haunted house  

  I must be pretty immature because I cannot see BS without giggling.  

  Damnit Speilberg! You've made me agree with scaeagles! Oh, the evil you have wrought!!!  

  To all who come to this happy place.... waffle.  

  I hate the rich.  

  If you are only good because of religion that I suggest you aren't really a good person, just a scared one.  

  So, who knows what comes next - maybe a new world, maybe the same old crap, but this is a moment to relish and remember.  

  I think we owe it to ourselves and the people we share the world with to acknowledge that our assumptions and their prejudice may not be true, and that there are solutions out there beyond destroying, containing, or emasculating, the "other.  

  I only wish more of my tax money went social programs. I would rather feed the poor than the war machine.  

  Shhh! You'll set off Strangler Lewis!  

  I'm a supporter of the First Amendment, and I'm a supporter of the Second Amendment. In each case, you can bet that anyone doing anything that requires loud invocation of either Amendment is probably going to be acting like an asshole.  

  Dear god! Those quoins!  

  And why do I keep getting all my Disneyland updates from a guy who lives in Hawaii?  

  Yes, even I have my limits - some people are just WEIRD!  

  Based on CPs diagnosis I was able to get a prescription for heroin this morning.  

  Quikster? Yeah, smart. In other stupid news, Google just changed their name to Searchfun and Coke is changing theirs to Brown Bubble Drinkup.