Christing Hell. I hate the Apocalypse already!!
Does my iGasm come complete with poon buds?
You are my happy song sung in harmony with Stevie Wonder as backup artist.
mock god? dunno bout you, but the power I perceive has one 773H of a good sense of humor. remember, this is the same being that made saturn wear a tutu
Then the dog ate the costume.
Perhaps I should apply for pubic funding?
cool. so long as we understand that I insist on being killed almost immediately afterward.
deal?
beer should be beer, unless of course its ale.
quit effin' with beer.
I'm actually, like, a totally hot 19 year old girl from Idaho, on foreign exchange in Latvia. I love to par-taaaay!
Or, in other words ...
To Err is human,
To Moo,
Bovine.
Insert Appropriate GayDay Double Entendre Here.
(And, if it's wide enough, insert another one)
Huh? What? Huh?! I was distracted by your avatar...
AAaaaaaaAAAAa! I think something in my brain just expwoded.
Anyway .... as bad as things may suck for any of us .... we know they could suck way, way, WAY more.
There was a bar downtown called Mensa, but it failed - after it was renamed from Ego, which also failed.
Perhaps there's a lesson in that?
lol duh...lol
Listen, sister. Get your notepad, see? No onion tears, got that? It'll only make you cheese curdle.
[Lucy Van Pelt] THAT'S IT!!!! [/Lucy Van Pelt]
I'm so gay that if I was yogurt I'd have fruit at the bottom.
You're not very good at Q&A, perhaps The Learning Annex offers a class.
Douchι!
Perhaps buying stock in Jamison's is the way to go.
Do we really need to have a pissing match on this?
That's funny! I immediately thought of "Strawuberry chips..." too.
And as Walt someone said, Just remember, it all started with a pancake... hang on, that's not right.