Christing Hell. I hate the Apocalypse already!!
Does my iGasm come complete with poon buds?
You are my happy song sung in harmony with Stevie Wonder as backup artist.
mock god? dunno bout you, but the power I perceive has one 773H of a good sense of humor. remember, this is the same being that made saturn wear a tutu
Then the dog ate the costume.
Perhaps I should apply for pubic funding?
cool. so long as we understand that I insist on being killed almost immediately afterward.
deal?
beer should be beer, unless of course its ale.
quit effin' with beer.
I'm actually, like, a totally hot 19 year old girl from Idaho, on foreign exchange in Latvia. I love to par-taaaay!
Or, in other words ...
To Err is human,
To Moo,
Bovine.
Insert Appropriate GayDay Double Entendre Here.
(And, if it's wide enough, insert another one)
Huh? What? Huh?! I was distracted by your avatar...
AAaaaaaaAAAAa! I think something in my brain just expwoded.
Anyway .... as bad as things may suck for any of us .... we know they could suck way, way, WAY more.
There was a bar downtown called Mensa, but it failed - after it was renamed from Ego, which also failed.
Perhaps there's a lesson in that?
There are other message boards???
Robin Hood is still the only anthropomorphic fox that rings my bell-el-el. Rings my bell. (My bell. Dingalingaling) my beeeeell. Rings my bell.
Back in my day we went down to Farmer Rasmusson's sharecropping plot and bought a ha'peck of roasted peanuts for a penny. Then we ate them, molded the inevitable result into bar form and sold it for two pennies to the younger children in the neighborhood as a "Snickers Bar" because that's what we were doing while watching them eat it.
And that's how an American Institution got its start.
Go Skyclad.
Mucho masturbation" became "Cinderellabration!
Pixar For President!!
I'm like, wow!
I'm still getting a Premium. I don't care. I need Premium.
...I'm happy with my Red Cart Corn Dog membership card and secret handshake.
Happy Birthday UvaGirl. MIA since 2007.
