(Tramspotter)'s not the straightest talker ... but for every unintelligible non-puncutated rant, there's a great dinosaur tampon joke.  

  OH, THE HUGE MANATEE!  

  I must warn you that country music will rot your brain.  

  Blazing Saddles isn't on that list, so that list sucks.  

  When it comes to hot dogs, I'm like MickeyLumbo at a pool party: It's all beef or nothing.  

  Can we have anarchy and still get arts funding?  

  I will be rockin out at Chuck E. Cheese.  

  Halloween cannot start until October 1st.
Thanksgiving cannot start until the beginning of November.
Christmas cannot happen until the day after Thanksgiving.

Period.

The foot is down.  

  So, congrats to those requiring congrats, and bummer to those requiring sympathy.  

  Why would a lesbian bar have condoms?  

  Plot, Scheme, Toil, Smash, Repeat!  

  Damnit Speilberg! You've made me agree with scaeagles! Oh, the evil you have wrought!!!  

  To all who come to this happy place.... waffle.  

  I only wish more of my tax money went social programs. I would rather feed the poor than the war machine.  

  Shhh! You'll set off Strangler Lewis!  

  Dear god! Those quoins!  

  And why do I keep getting all my Disneyland updates from a guy who lives in Hawaii?  

  Yes, even I have my limits - some people are just WEIRD!  

  What is it? Old boyfriend? Foosball table? Portable stage for home productions of "Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me?" Empty beer keg? King-sized bean bag chair? Tyrannosaurus skeleton? Wading pool? Rolled up carpet with suspicious lump in the middle?  

  Based on CPs diagnosis I was able to get a prescription for heroin this morning.  

  Quikster? Yeah, smart. In other stupid news, Google just changed their name to Searchfun and Coke is changing theirs to Brown Bubble Drinkup.  

  still lurking...  

  Just think: XX years + ~ 9 months ago, your parents had hot sweaty monkey sex just so you could be alive.  

  Ah! Now the "23" in D23 makes tot sense to me - f'n illuminati!  

  *making sign of the cross* "In the name of the Bear, the Stoat, and Susie-Ann Krellingshaw, Ah, Men.