Running is not swanky.  

  Did you know Darth Vader has eyebrows?  

  whatever. It's all stank ass to me.  

  I must warn you that country music will rot your brain.  

  We REALLY need to find GC a boyfriend. He is now getting aroused by emoticons.  

  When it comes to hot dogs, I'm like MickeyLumbo at a pool party: It's all beef or nothing.  

  The Lord God Father Almighty was reportedly "miffed"...  

  Is it Augtober already?  

  I realized that I should be more dog-like in my nature. Just be. Stop all this silly worrying and just be glad that it's a sunny day.  

  My ass still hurts.  

  wow - I learned so much from the "Soooo" thread....  

  I suggest buying cheap pillows at a thrift store and attacking them with a butcher knife. It works wonders.  

  Why would a lesbian bar have condoms?  

  twelve isn't too young to experience the first taste of bitter, soul-killing rejection.  

  I must be pretty immature because I cannot see BS without giggling.  

  One can never have too much BJ  

  I hate the rich.  

  I can't imagine that allegations that a board game is Satanic require a debunking more thorough than "That's f*ckin' stupid.  

  Universe, listen to Capt. Jack, please. He's a wise man.  

  Nothing like a good piece of ass....  

  Get over yourself you righteous bitch and get to work.  

  From an IT support perspective however, printers can go suck it.  

  I'm a supporter of the First Amendment, and I'm a supporter of the Second Amendment. In each case, you can bet that anyone doing anything that requires loud invocation of either Amendment is probably going to be acting like an asshole.  

  Just think: XX years + ~ 9 months ago, your parents had hot sweaty monkey sex just so you could be alive.  

  Ernest Borgnine's performance in The Poseidon Adventure epitomizes cinema in the '70s, the decade of men yelling.