Running is not swanky.  

  Did you know Darth Vader has eyebrows?  

  whatever. It's all stank ass to me.  

  I must warn you that country music will rot your brain.  

  When it comes to hot dogs, I'm like MickeyLumbo at a pool party: It's all beef or nothing.  

  Is it Augtober already?  

  My ass still hurts.  

  It was a long time coming, although even at the last election I only thought of him as the lightest floater in the bowl.  

  wow - I learned so much from the "Soooo" thread....  

  I hereby officially coin a new term: actividiots. Because it's quicker than saying idiots who try to be activists.  

  I suggest buying cheap pillows at a thrift store and attacking them with a butcher knife. It works wonders.  

  Why would a lesbian bar have condoms?  

  twelve isn't too young to experience the first taste of bitter, soul-killing rejection.  

  I must be pretty immature because I cannot see BS without giggling.  

  One can never have too much BJ  

  I hate the rich.  

  I can't imagine that allegations that a board game is Satanic require a debunking more thorough than "That's f*ckin' stupid.  

  Universe, listen to Capt. Jack, please. He's a wise man.  

  Nothing like a good piece of ass....  

  Get over yourself you righteous bitch and get to work.  

  From an IT support perspective however, printers can go suck it.  

  I'm a supporter of the First Amendment, and I'm a supporter of the Second Amendment. In each case, you can bet that anyone doing anything that requires loud invocation of either Amendment is probably going to be acting like an asshole.  

  What's the point of having coverage while on vacation if they don't do a goddamm thing.  

  Just think: XX years + ~ 9 months ago, your parents had hot sweaty monkey sex just so you could be alive.  

  Ernest Borgnine's performance in The Poseidon Adventure epitomizes cinema in the '70s, the decade of men yelling.