Did you know Darth Vader has eyebrows?  

  I think my brain is shedding...  

  whatever. It's all stank ass to me.  

  I must warn you that country music will rot your brain.  

  Sure, blame it on the Pirate .  

  When it comes to hot dogs, I'm like MickeyLumbo at a pool party: It's all beef or nothing.  

  Perhaps I should apply for pubic funding?  

  Is it Augtober already?  

  My ass still hurts.  

  It was a long time coming, although even at the last election I only thought of him as the lightest floater in the bowl.  

  wow - I learned so much from the "Soooo" thread....  

  I suggest buying cheap pillows at a thrift store and attacking them with a butcher knife. It works wonders.  

  Why would a lesbian bar have condoms?  

  I must be pretty immature because I cannot see BS without giggling.  

  I like wenches in corsets.

Corsets good.  

  I hate the rich.  

  I can't imagine that allegations that a board game is Satanic require a debunking more thorough than "That's f*ckin' stupid.  

  Universe, listen to Capt. Jack, please. He's a wise man.  

  Nothing like a good piece of ass....  

  I'm a supporter of the First Amendment, and I'm a supporter of the Second Amendment. In each case, you can bet that anyone doing anything that requires loud invocation of either Amendment is probably going to be acting like an asshole.  

  Go Skyclad.  

  What's the point of having coverage while on vacation if they don't do a goddamm thing.  

  Do we really need to have a pissing match on this?  

  Things that are certain in life: Death, Taxes and Kevy going there....  

  Just think: XX years + ~ 9 months ago, your parents had hot sweaty monkey sex just so you could be alive.