Did you know Darth Vader has eyebrows?  

  I think my brain is shedding...  

  The Roller Coaster of Life sometimes has to make an E-stop  

  That's the Internet for you. Here today 404 Tomorrow.  

  Does my iGasm come complete with poon buds?
 

  I must warn you that country music will rot your brain.  

  Sure, blame it on the Pirate .  

  Perhaps I should apply for pubic funding?  

  Is it Augtober already?  

  My ass still hurts.  

  It was a long time coming, although even at the last election I only thought of him as the lightest floater in the bowl.  

  wow - I learned so much from the "Soooo" thread....  

  I have been wishing everyone, "Happy V.D.  

  I must be pretty immature because I cannot see BS without giggling.  

  Camping is a process.  

  There was a bar downtown called Mensa, but it failed - after it was renamed from Ego, which also failed.

Perhaps there's a lesson in that?  

  I hate the rich.  

  I can't imagine that allegations that a board game is Satanic require a debunking more thorough than "That's f*ckin' stupid.  

  Universe, listen to Capt. Jack, please. He's a wise man.  

  Nothing like a good piece of ass....  

  Get over yourself you righteous bitch and get to work.  

  From an IT support perspective however, printers can go suck it.  

  I'm a supporter of the First Amendment, and I'm a supporter of the Second Amendment. In each case, you can bet that anyone doing anything that requires loud invocation of either Amendment is probably going to be acting like an asshole.  

  Just think: XX years + ~ 9 months ago, your parents had hot sweaty monkey sex just so you could be alive.  

  Ernest Borgnine's performance in The Poseidon Adventure epitomizes cinema in the '70s, the decade of men yelling.