Did you know Darth Vader has eyebrows?  

  I think my brain is shedding...  

  That's the Internet for you. Here today 404 Tomorrow.  

  Does my iGasm come complete with poon buds?
 

  I'm not sure if this has anything to do with the Thread, or if you'll find this to be useful information, but please know that I can suck a basketball through a garden hose.

Thank you.  

  I must warn you that country music will rot your brain.  

  Sure, blame it on the Pirate .  

  When it comes to hot dogs, I'm like MickeyLumbo at a pool party: It's all beef or nothing.  

  Perhaps I should apply for pubic funding?  

  ENOUGH TV SHOWS TURNED MOVIES. THINK UP SOMETHING NEW, YOU LAZY BASTARDS.  

  Is it Augtober already?  

  My ass still hurts.  

  It was a long time coming, although even at the last election I only thought of him as the lightest floater in the bowl.  

  wow - I learned so much from the "Soooo" thread....  

  I have been wishing everyone, "Happy V.D.  

  Why would a lesbian bar have condoms?  

  I must be pretty immature because I cannot see BS without giggling.  

  There was a bar downtown called Mensa, but it failed - after it was renamed from Ego, which also failed.

Perhaps there's a lesson in that?  

  I like wenches in corsets.

Corsets good.  

  Universe, listen to Capt. Jack, please. He's a wise man.  

  Get over yourself you righteous bitch and get to work.  

  Go Skyclad.  

  What's the point of having coverage while on vacation if they don't do a goddamm thing.  

  Do we really need to have a pissing match on this?  

  Things that are certain in life: Death, Taxes and Kevy going there....