Did you know Darth Vader has eyebrows?  

  I think my brain is shedding...  

  That's the Internet for you. Here today 404 Tomorrow.  

  Does my iGasm come complete with poon buds?
 

  Sure, blame it on the Pirate .  

  Perhaps I should apply for pubic funding?  

  ENOUGH TV SHOWS TURNED MOVIES. THINK UP SOMETHING NEW, YOU LAZY BASTARDS.  

  Is it Augtober already?  

  My ass still hurts.  

  It was a long time coming, although even at the last election I only thought of him as the lightest floater in the bowl.  

  wow - I learned so much from the "Soooo" thread....  

  I have been wishing everyone, "Happy V.D.  

  Why would a lesbian bar have condoms?  

  I must be pretty immature because I cannot see BS without giggling.  

  There was a bar downtown called Mensa, but it failed - after it was renamed from Ego, which also failed.

Perhaps there's a lesson in that?  

  I like wenches in corsets.

Corsets good.  

  I hate the rich.  

  I can't imagine that allegations that a board game is Satanic require a debunking more thorough than "That's f*ckin' stupid.  

  Universe, listen to Capt. Jack, please. He's a wise man.  

  Nothing like a good piece of ass....  

  I'm a supporter of the First Amendment, and I'm a supporter of the Second Amendment. In each case, you can bet that anyone doing anything that requires loud invocation of either Amendment is probably going to be acting like an asshole.  

  Go Skyclad.  

  What's the point of having coverage while on vacation if they don't do a goddamm thing.  

  Do we really need to have a pissing match on this?  

  Things that are certain in life: Death, Taxes and Kevy going there....