I predict anarchy and chaos.  

  I think my brain is shedding...  

  The Roller Coaster of Life sometimes has to make an E-stop  

  That's the Internet for you. Here today 404 Tomorrow.  

  Does my iGasm come complete with poon buds?
 

  I'm not sure if this has anything to do with the Thread, or if you'll find this to be useful information, but please know that I can suck a basketball through a garden hose.

Thank you.  

  Sure, blame it on the Pirate .  

  Perhaps I should apply for pubic funding?  

  ENOUGH TV SHOWS TURNED MOVIES. THINK UP SOMETHING NEW, YOU LAZY BASTARDS.  

  It was a long time coming, although even at the last election I only thought of him as the lightest floater in the bowl.  

  I have been wishing everyone, "Happy V.D.  

  I hereby officially coin a new term: actividiots. Because it's quicker than saying idiots who try to be activists.  

  Camping is a process.  

  There was a bar downtown called Mensa, but it failed - after it was renamed from Ego, which also failed.

Perhaps there's a lesson in that?  

  I am so tired of lists. So, let me introduce ...

My Least Favorite Lists List

10. Anything by by David Wallechinsky and Amy Wallace
09. or, Rolling Stone
08. or, Mojo
07. or, Empire
06. or, Entertainment Weekly
05. or, the AV Club
04. or, Local video store clerk
03. or, List found in Eichmann's pocket
02. or, Richard Nixon enemy list
and
01. AFI  

  I hate the rich.  

  I can't imagine that allegations that a board game is Satanic require a debunking more thorough than "That's f*ckin' stupid.  

  Universe, listen to Capt. Jack, please. He's a wise man.  

  Nothing like a good piece of ass....  

  From an IT support perspective however, printers can go suck it.  

  I'm a supporter of the First Amendment, and I'm a supporter of the Second Amendment. In each case, you can bet that anyone doing anything that requires loud invocation of either Amendment is probably going to be acting like an asshole.  

  Go Skyclad.  

  What's the point of having coverage while on vacation if they don't do a goddamm thing.  

  Just think: XX years + ~ 9 months ago, your parents had hot sweaty monkey sex just so you could be alive.  

  Ernest Borgnine's performance in The Poseidon Adventure epitomizes cinema in the '70s, the decade of men yelling.