Running is not swanky.  

  Did you know Darth Vader has eyebrows?  

  whatever. It's all stank ass to me.  

  I must warn you that country music will rot your brain.  

  When it comes to hot dogs, I'm like MickeyLumbo at a pool party: It's all beef or nothing.  

  Is it Augtober already?  

  My ass still hurts.  

  wow - I learned so much from the "Soooo" thread....  

  What is Widow's Peak? I've already visited your hairline, GC.  

  (talking about Dr. Laura)

Good Lord. Who would want to listen to the homophobic rantings of a hate-inspired crusty old mummy who took mediocre nude pictures of her va-jay-jay that has haunted the internet since 1998? She's as appealing as a Coprophiliac's smile after sex.  

  I suggest buying cheap pillows at a thrift store and attacking them with a butcher knife. It works wonders.  

  Why would a lesbian bar have condoms?  

  twelve isn't too young to experience the first taste of bitter, soul-killing rejection.  

  I must be pretty immature because I cannot see BS without giggling.  

  One can never have too much BJ  

  I am gay - aka the Receiver of Swollen Goods.  

  The journey of a 1000 idiots begins with a single web site.  

  ....and for my next trick, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!



huh?.....hat? are you sure?




oh..ok. uh....please excuse me for a moment.  

  ....and for my next trick, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!

(offstage whispers)

huh?.....hat? are you sure?

(offstage whispers)


oh..ok. uh....please excuse me for a moment.  

  Why are people derailing a thread about queefing?!  

  Get over yourself you righteous bitch and get to work.  

  Yes, I saw the "protrusion" much lower on his body, but I know what that is.  

  So, this thread isn't about Snookie's vagina?  

  Do we really need to have a pissing match on this?  

  Things that are certain in life: Death, Taxes and Kevy going there....