I think my brain is shedding...  

  The Roller Coaster of Life sometimes has to make an E-stop  

  That's the Internet for you. Here today 404 Tomorrow.  

  Does my iGasm come complete with poon buds?
 

  I'm not sure if this has anything to do with the Thread, or if you'll find this to be useful information, but please know that I can suck a basketball through a garden hose.

Thank you.  

  Sure, blame it on the Pirate .  

  Perhaps I should apply for pubic funding?  

  ENOUGH TV SHOWS TURNED MOVIES. THINK UP SOMETHING NEW, YOU LAZY BASTARDS.  

  It's like fruitcake for the damned.  

  It was a long time coming, although even at the last election I only thought of him as the lightest floater in the bowl.  

  I have been wishing everyone, "Happy V.D.  

  From a distance it looked like a sweet, frosted walrus!  

  Camping is a process.  

  I sleep around quite a bit.  

  There was a bar downtown called Mensa, but it failed - after it was renamed from Ego, which also failed.

Perhaps there's a lesson in that?  

  I like wenches in corsets.

Corsets good.  

  I am gay - aka the Receiver of Swollen Goods.  

  The journey of a 1000 idiots begins with a single web site.  

  ....and for my next trick, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!



huh?.....hat? are you sure?




oh..ok. uh....please excuse me for a moment.  

  ....and for my next trick, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!

(offstage whispers)

huh?.....hat? are you sure?

(offstage whispers)


oh..ok. uh....please excuse me for a moment.  

  Why are people derailing a thread about queefing?!  

  Go Skyclad.  

  So, this thread isn't about Snookie's vagina?  

  Do we really need to have a pissing match on this?  

  Things that are certain in life: Death, Taxes and Kevy going there....