I predict anarchy and chaos. 
I think my brain is shedding...
The Roller Coaster of Life sometimes has to make an E-stop 
That's the Internet for you. Here today 404 Tomorrow.
Does my iGasm come complete with poon buds?
I'm not sure if this has anything to do with the Thread, or if you'll find this to be useful information, but please know that I can suck a basketball through a garden hose.
Thank you.
Perhaps I should apply for pubic funding?
ENOUGH TV SHOWS TURNED MOVIES. THINK UP SOMETHING NEW, YOU LAZY BASTARDS.
It's like fruitcake for the damned.
I have been wishing everyone, "Happy V.D.
I hereby officially coin a new term: actividiots. Because it's quicker than saying idiots who try to be activists.
(On chauffeuring the Amish in her car)
I blindfold them and make clippy clop noises to fake them out.
From a distance it looked like a sweet, frosted walrus!
Camping is a process.
I sleep around quite a bit.
There was a bar downtown called Mensa, but it failed - after it was renamed from Ego, which also failed.
Perhaps there's a lesson in that?
I am so tired of lists. So, let me introduce ...
My Least Favorite Lists List
10. Anything by by David Wallechinsky and Amy Wallace
09. or, Rolling Stone
08. or, Mojo
07. or, Empire
06. or, Entertainment Weekly
05. or, the AV Club
04. or, Local video store clerk
03. or, List found in Eichmann's pocket
02. or, Richard Nixon enemy list
and
01. AFI
I am gay - aka the Receiver of Swollen Goods.
....and for my next trick, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!
huh?.....hat? are you sure?
oh..ok. uh....please excuse me for a moment. 
....and for my next trick, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!
(offstage whispers)
huh?.....hat? are you sure?
(offstage whispers)
oh..ok. uh....please excuse me for a moment.
Why are people derailing a thread about queefing?!
Get over yourself you righteous bitch and get to work.
So, this thread isn't about Snookie's vagina?
Do we really need to have a pissing match on this?
Things that are certain in life: Death, Taxes and Kevy going there....
