Running is not swanky.  

  Did you know Darth Vader has eyebrows?  

  whatever. It's all stank ass to me.  

  I must warn you that country music will rot your brain.  

  When it comes to hot dogs, I'm like MickeyLumbo at a pool party: It's all beef or nothing.  

  It's like fruitcake for the damned.  

  My ass still hurts.  

  What is Widow's Peak? I've already visited your hairline, GC.  

  (talking about Dr. Laura)

Good Lord. Who would want to listen to the homophobic rantings of a hate-inspired crusty old mummy who took mediocre nude pictures of her va-jay-jay that has haunted the internet since 1998? She's as appealing as a Coprophiliac's smile after sex.  

  I suggest buying cheap pillows at a thrift store and attacking them with a butcher knife. It works wonders.  

  Why would a lesbian bar have condoms?  

  (On chauffeuring the Amish in her car)

I blindfold them and make clippy clop noises to fake them out.  

  twelve isn't too young to experience the first taste of bitter, soul-killing rejection.  

  I must be pretty immature because I cannot see BS without giggling.  

  One can never have too much BJ  

  And the expansion I'm looking at is internal.  

  I hate the rich.  

  ....and for my next trick, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!



huh?.....hat? are you sure?




oh..ok. uh....please excuse me for a moment.  

  ....and for my next trick, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!

(offstage whispers)

huh?.....hat? are you sure?

(offstage whispers)


oh..ok. uh....please excuse me for a moment.  

  From an IT support perspective however, printers can go suck it.  

  Watching an evangelical fall is better than eating Reese's Peanut Butter Cups while getting a blow job.  

  I'm a supporter of the First Amendment, and I'm a supporter of the Second Amendment. In each case, you can bet that anyone doing anything that requires loud invocation of either Amendment is probably going to be acting like an asshole.  

  So, this thread isn't about Snookie's vagina?  

  Just think: XX years + ~ 9 months ago, your parents had hot sweaty monkey sex just so you could be alive.  

  Ernest Borgnine's performance in The Poseidon Adventure epitomizes cinema in the '70s, the decade of men yelling.