I'd name that kitty, "Wall of Cat  

  She didn't have mold growing under her boobs or anything!  

  Why couldn't Innoventions just implode?  

  My resume makes me look like some kind of pedo-creep  

  Woooo that looks really gay. I'm in!  

  ...but holy geebus the traffic sucked donkey balls through a straw this morning.  

  Every so often he gets a tidbit right, but even a blind man fumbling around in a bathhouse will grab someone's balls eventually.  

  The Haunting - The Robert Wise 1963 version. The story of one woman's battle with architecture and lesbianism.  

  Wow, sounds like GC is on the manrag today.  

  Should the words Happy and Sunbeam really be in a sentence about Alex?  

  Dying is sexy. Just ask Amy Winehouse!  

  Alex, come to the dark side- we have bacon!  

  She seriously has reached that "punch her in the face and she'll turn to mummy dust" age.  

  There's nothing more anally retentive than a constipated Jew.  

  Yes, ones arm does get tired from doing a repetitive motion in the same position.  

  OK I am a tard...  

  I like to see s*** blown up.  

  I was having a crappy day at work today, until a group of old ladies got into an altercation in front of my window - it was the funniest thing I've ever seen, like an episode of Golden Girls gone horribly wrong.  

  Vun! Vun blessing! Ha, ha, ha. Two! Two blessings! Ha, ha, ha.  

  The whole thing sounds like a big circle jerk with mouse ears on, to me.  

  I was made to sit through some movie with time travel, mail boxes and Sandra Bullock. It was just like being raped by a big blue bus.  

  The rain is the time for a nice big steaming cup of hot cocoa, a warmed-up Ps3 controller and a boyfriend massaging your stanky ass feet.  

  I think I just LARPed in my pants.  

  Damn... Kevy beat me  

  I have to agree with everything Moonliner said