That's xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxfxftysdfuibgouilarious!  

  I like pancakes.  

  I must warn you that country music will rot your brain.  

  How could he not know what kind of damage he was doing? ...but maybe the noise, the jerking of the rig etc?  

  you my dear, need to chase some of your coworkers around with a claw hammer, throw several pounds of OPC (other peoples crap) out of that open window and have a latte' with your feet up.  

  The dogs entrindeten the apes, which strike the bears, danced the women, who keep loose  

  All this pounding. I'm either getting horny or a headache.  

  The President and his team are lucky to have such an articulate troll to defend them in wonderfully creative non sequiturs. Bravo, Troll!  

  All this pounding. I'm either getting horny or a headache.  

  This may well be the nets very first Lamp/Car thread  

  You are my happy song sung in harmony with Stevie Wonder as backup artist.  

  Something tells me that everyone on the lot is a character. You'll have plenty of stories to tell...  

  Lighting my ass. Do you have any idea how much styling gel that takes?!  

  I say get her rashy ass back to jail.  

  I'm posting from a taco.  

  She got the clap from Linsey's firecrotch...  

  I've run the gauntlet on The Strip without ever getting so much as a wiggle.  

  Onward, lesbian soldiers, munching as to war.  

  THANK YOU! I have been dying to see the big yellow condom.  

  Think about how stupid the average person is. Then realize that half of everyone is dumber than that.  

  So, the person reporting the 7 hour wait line, by any chance were they wearing red longjohns???  

  We REALLY need to find GC a boyfriend. He is now getting aroused by emoticons.  

  Sure, blame it on the Pirate .  

  Theres a reason its called 'cold turkey'.....cuz the turkey is DEAD!  

  Do "gay cowboys" count as benefits?