First things first, but not necessarily in that order.  

  It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.  

  I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: 'Macintosh - We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end.'  

  A good compromise leaves everyone mad.  

  Reason 1,250,592 to not get married.

 

  Welcome. Enjoy your stay. Make sure to get your shots.  

  A very happy unhate day to you all.  

  Depends on how you're battering your babies. Beer batter, bread crumbs (herb, traditional, panko), or simply punching them.  

  Many of you amuse me. When you all really start to organize for Japan I'll be really amused.  

  From a distance it looked like a sweet, frosted walrus!  

  I sleep around quite a bit.  

  Wow, i'm agreeing with scaeagles. Someone fetch me my blood pressure medicine.  

  Hi honey, I'm home. I'm going to go down on you in a couple hours. Could you stop what you're doing and go make yourself pretty.  

  I am gay - aka the Receiver of Swollen Goods.  

  I think it's realted to the economic mess.

To counter the effects of the crisis our Government has increased the amount of antidepressants in the water supply. Some people just have weird drug interactions from that...  

  The journey of a 1000 idiots begins with a single web site.  

  Hey I admitted that just because my tingler was tingling didn't mean anything was necessarily tingleworthy.  

  Why are people derailing a thread about queefing?!  

  Agree with GD completely. Could be first time I have ever uttered those words.  

  Beyond awesome! Steve is the kink of swank!  

  Yes, I saw the "protrusion" much lower on his body, but I know what that is.  

  [QUOTE=Kevy Baby;349198]The AC is out in our half of the building

Seriously?!?[/QUOTE]

Kevy is seriously hot.


Yeah, now that's a sentence I would have bet heavily against me ever typing.  

  Don't make Alex put on his angry eyes.  

  It's thge "Run, Scarf, & Barf Triathalon"!  

  that which is seen cannot be unseen

dammit