First things first, but not necessarily in that order.  

  I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: 'Macintosh - We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end.'  

  A good compromise leaves everyone mad.  

  Or, maybe it should just be called Girls Night with David Beckhams' Ass? No need to mince words, is there?  

  Reason 1,250,592 to not get married.

 

  It's like fruitcake for the damned.  

  Welcome. Enjoy your stay. Make sure to get your shots.  

  What is Widow's Peak? I've already visited your hairline, GC.  

  A very happy unhate day to you all.  

  (talking about Dr. Laura)

Good Lord. Who would want to listen to the homophobic rantings of a hate-inspired crusty old mummy who took mediocre nude pictures of her va-jay-jay that has haunted the internet since 1998? She's as appealing as a Coprophiliac's smile after sex.  

  Depends on how you're battering your babies. Beer batter, bread crumbs (herb, traditional, panko), or simply punching them.  

  Many of you amuse me. When you all really start to organize for Japan I'll be really amused.  

  From a distance it looked like a sweet, frosted walrus!  

  I sleep around quite a bit.  

  Wow, i'm agreeing with scaeagles. Someone fetch me my blood pressure medicine.  

  Hi honey, I'm home. I'm going to go down on you in a couple hours. Could you stop what you're doing and go make yourself pretty.  

  I think it's realted to the economic mess.

To counter the effects of the crisis our Government has increased the amount of antidepressants in the water supply. Some people just have weird drug interactions from that...  

  Hey I admitted that just because my tingler was tingling didn't mean anything was necessarily tingleworthy.  

  Agree with GD completely. Could be first time I have ever uttered those words.  

  Watching an evangelical fall is better than eating Reese's Peanut Butter Cups while getting a blow job.  

  Beyond awesome! Steve is the kink of swank!  

  [QUOTE=Kevy Baby;349198]The AC is out in our half of the building

Seriously?!?[/QUOTE]

Kevy is seriously hot.


Yeah, now that's a sentence I would have bet heavily against me ever typing.  

  Don't make Alex put on his angry eyes.  

  It's thge "Run, Scarf, & Barf Triathalon"!  

  that which is seen cannot be unseen

dammit