First things first, but not necessarily in that order.  

  It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.  

  I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: 'Macintosh - We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end.'  

  A good compromise leaves everyone mad.  

  Reason 1,250,592 to not get married.

 

  It's like fruitcake for the damned.  

  Welcome. Enjoy your stay. Make sure to get your shots.  

  A very happy unhate day to you all.  

  (On chauffeuring the Amish in her car)

I blindfold them and make clippy clop noises to fake them out.  

  Depends on how you're battering your babies. Beer batter, bread crumbs (herb, traditional, panko), or simply punching them.  

  Many of you amuse me. When you all really start to organize for Japan I'll be really amused.  

  From a distance it looked like a sweet, frosted walrus!  

  I sleep around quite a bit.  

  Wow, i'm agreeing with scaeagles. Someone fetch me my blood pressure medicine.  

  And the expansion I'm looking at is internal.  

  Hi honey, I'm home. I'm going to go down on you in a couple hours. Could you stop what you're doing and go make yourself pretty.  

  I think it's realted to the economic mess.

To counter the effects of the crisis our Government has increased the amount of antidepressants in the water supply. Some people just have weird drug interactions from that...  

  Hey I admitted that just because my tingler was tingling didn't mean anything was necessarily tingleworthy.  

  Agree with GD completely. Could be first time I have ever uttered those words.  

  Watching an evangelical fall is better than eating Reese's Peanut Butter Cups while getting a blow job.  

  Beyond awesome! Steve is the kink of swank!  

  [QUOTE=Kevy Baby;349198]The AC is out in our half of the building

Seriously?!?[/QUOTE]

Kevy is seriously hot.


Yeah, now that's a sentence I would have bet heavily against me ever typing.  

  Don't make Alex put on his angry eyes.  

  It's thge "Run, Scarf, & Barf Triathalon"!  

  that which is seen cannot be unseen

dammit