Is this the right trajectory?  

  I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.  

  Let's just say he gets, um ... compensation.  

  Its amazing how that and the Pirate water have the same aftertaste.  

  All I remember is baby Jesus flying across the sky.  

  General Sherman is huge.  

  Forces beyond my, or anyone's, understanding have aligned today, causing my boxer briefs to continually attempt to crawl as deeply and uncomfortably between my cheeks as is physically possible.  

  Or, maybe it should just be called Girls Night with David Beckhams' Ass? No need to mince words, is there?  

  Just another mental image that makes me wish that my brain had a delete button.  

  It's always a good thing when you can get into your wife's pants.  

  Good to know I'm gay, it finally explains my complete lack of sexual interest in men.  

  I went last year and tooted EP Ripley's whistle!  

  Eliza Hodgkins is a gay guy? Wodathunkit?
 

  I think that eating out gets old. Old and boring.  

  I think I still have grass in mt cooch.  

  I may have lost my soul but I'm not crazy...  

  I'm gonna go to this. I've been curious for years.  

  Just remember, you can wile away your coyotes, but you while away your time.  

  Pirates 1 was great. I'd rather stare into Lindsy Lohan's steamy crab infested hoo-haa than watch Pirates 2 or 3 again.  

  What's Cherny's BJ Like?  

  Porcupine balls are gross.  

  It is still early, but I was trying to figure out how GC fists himself.  

  If you don't get more specific we'll have to assume you fisted yourself  

  I think I just LARPed in my pants.  

  Man, I have really become the whipping boy around here lately...