I always thought it would be great if people laid eggs. That way if you don't want the baby, you can just make a nice omelet.  

  No, that would be titled "More than meets the anus.  

  Holy crap!! That's Chad Everett!  

  Rectum?!? It damn near killed him!  

  I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.  

  I thought this was gonna be about herpes.  

  The line starts here to take CoasterMatt outside and beat him senseless.  

  Nevermind, I'm weaving my own lake...  

  There goes Baby Jesus!  

  If he takes that damn sign again, CALL SECURITY!  

  General Sherman is huge.  

  I grew up with four older sisters. It gave me a feminine perspective to everything.  

  Uh, the Swans are vomiting cotton candy again.

Someone get a scooper....  

  It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.  

  Just another mental image that makes me wish that my brain had a delete button.  

  It's always a good thing when you can get into your wife's pants.  

  Baby cats being drowned make a more pleasant sound that The Hoff belting out off key notes amplified throughout Dodger Stadium.  

  Bears prefer Alex's hot dogs  

  I think that eating out gets old. Old and boring.  

  I think I still have grass in mt cooch.  

  Just remember, you can wile away your coyotes, but you while away your time.  

  Captain EO is pretty cool. Everything is in 3D except Michael Jackson's nose.  

  It is still early, but I was trying to figure out how GC fists himself.  

  If you don't get more specific we'll have to assume you fisted yourself  

  I think I just LARPed in my pants.