Is this the right trajectory?  

  I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.  

  Let's just say he gets, um ... compensation.  

  Its amazing how that and the Pirate water have the same aftertaste.  

  All I remember is baby Jesus flying across the sky.  

  Forces beyond my, or anyone's, understanding have aligned today, causing my boxer briefs to continually attempt to crawl as deeply and uncomfortably between my cheeks as is physically possible.  

  If he doesn't get into the AP Chemistry class, he'll have to learn it on the streets by making meth out of cold medicine down in the basement.  

  First things first, but not necessarily in that order.  

  Just another mental image that makes me wish that my brain had a delete button.  

  It's always a good thing when you can get into your wife's pants.  

  Good to know I'm gay, it finally explains my complete lack of sexual interest in men.  

  Nothing wrong with poi. It's just Elmer's glue with less flavor.  

  I went last year and tooted EP Ripley's whistle!  

  Eliza Hodgkins is a gay guy? Wodathunkit?
 

  I think that eating out gets old. Old and boring.  

  I may have lost my soul but I'm not crazy...  

  Buy it, watch it, stick it up your vagina... who cares?! lol All I was complaining about was the crappy packaging of the single disc DVD. The 2 disc set is adequate.  

  I'm gonna go to this. I've been curious for years.  

  Just remember, you can wile away your coyotes, but you while away your time.  

  Pirates 1 was great. I'd rather stare into Lindsy Lohan's steamy crab infested hoo-haa than watch Pirates 2 or 3 again.  

  What's Cherny's BJ Like?  

  It is still early, but I was trying to figure out how GC fists himself.  

  If you don't get more specific we'll have to assume you fisted yourself  

  I think I just LARPed in my pants.  

  Man, I have really become the whipping boy around here lately...