I came THAT close to messing my pants...
I got hurt at work...
Bornieo reached out, and grabbed that shaft with both hands, and took it like a man!
I wanna put a "As Seen On Rockin' Space Mountain" sign on all the ODV Spinny Light carts at DL
I think my brain is shedding...
Isn't the whole reason Disney is doing the Fairy Tale Weddings at ALL, money?
I wanna see two Ariels hook up 
so many crying little girls
Maybe (Mike Wazowski) ate at Tortilla Jo's and he's leavin' a fierce guacamole log; he does have a bit of a grimace on his face.
I'm posting from a taco.
She got the clap from Linsey's firecrotch...
Did the moose butt take the rest of the moose with it?
Araknid Kid gets my vote!
Eating the Disneyland mapbook ranks higher than Village Haus.
but who the frell thought it would make for great cinema to strap a camera to an epileptic? Jeezus! Michael J Fox off his meds could hold a camera more stably.
Dude, if you've been fvcking donuts, we need to get you a woman, pronto...
Dude, if you've been fvcking donuts, we need to get you a woman, pronto...
Dude, if you've been fvcking donuts, we need to get you a woman, pronto...
Sh!t" is the tofu of cursing.
I just knew it was gonna be the gas mask-vagina clown
...the subject of bacon happened to come up.
The Fry's food is good and they have a porn section.
What if I wear scuba gear to the supermarket, and start yelling "HELLO THERE!" to the lobsters in the tank? THAT's why I stick with the pajamas now. 
Things started getting crazy about that point, but we were having tons of fun.
