Is this the right trajectory?
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
Let's just say he gets, um ... compensation.
Its amazing how that and the Pirate water have the same aftertaste.
All I remember is baby Jesus flying across the sky.
Forces beyond my, or anyone's, understanding have aligned today, causing my boxer briefs to continually attempt to crawl as deeply and uncomfortably between my cheeks as is physically possible.
Just another mental image that makes me wish that my brain had a delete button.
It's always a good thing when you can get into your wife's pants.
Good to know I'm gay, it finally explains my complete lack of sexual interest in men.
Nothing wrong with poi. It's just Elmer's glue with less flavor.
Support Our Troops! Bring Them Home!
I went last year and tooted EP Ripley's whistle!
Eliza Hodgkins is a gay guy? Wodathunkit?
I think that eating out gets old. Old and boring.
I may have lost my soul but I'm not crazy...
Buy it, watch it, stick it up your vagina... who cares?! lol All I was complaining about was the crappy packaging of the single disc DVD. The 2 disc set is adequate.
I'm gonna go to this. I've been curious for years.
Pirates 1 was great. I'd rather stare into Lindsy Lohan's steamy crab infested hoo-haa than watch Pirates 2 or 3 again.
Porcupine balls are gross.
I love woodies over steel anyday.
Makin' bacon right now! And going insane from the lovely scent!!
Hayao Miyazaki on the iPad: "It's disgusting. On trains, the number of those people doing that strange masturbation-like gesture is multiplying.
Oh yeah? Well in my day they nailed you into the seat, poured scalding coffee in your lap, and dropped you on your head from 200 feet without an ambulance. And we were grateful! LOL... 
Man, I have really become the whipping boy around here lately...
