I always thought it would be great if people laid eggs. That way if you don't want the baby, you can just make a nice omelet.  

  No, that would be titled "More than meets the anus.  

  Holy crap!! That's Chad Everett!  

  Rectum?!? It damn near killed him!  

  The line starts here to take CoasterMatt outside and beat him senseless.  

  Let's just say he gets, um ... compensation.  

  Nevermind, I'm weaving my own lake...  

  There goes Baby Jesus!  

  If he takes that damn sign again, CALL SECURITY!  

  All I remember is baby Jesus flying across the sky.  

  If he doesn't get into the AP Chemistry class, he'll have to learn it on the streets by making meth out of cold medicine down in the basement.  

  Good to know I'm gay, it finally explains my complete lack of sexual interest in men.  

  Nothing wrong with poi. It's just Elmer's glue with less flavor.  

  Baby cats being drowned make a more pleasant sound that The Hoff belting out off key notes amplified throughout Dodger Stadium.  

  Interesting - but I wonder if the Government could seize it as US property, that would suck  

  May I just say I find your voice incredibly annoying?  

  I went last year and tooted EP Ripley's whistle!  

  Oh, and it was Jane not Rosalind who did Playtex commercials.  

  Buy it, watch it, stick it up your vagina... who cares?! lol All I was complaining about was the crappy packaging of the single disc DVD. The 2 disc set is adequate.  

  I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!  

  Captain EO is pretty cool. Everything is in 3D except Michael Jackson's nose.  

  It is still early, but I was trying to figure out how GC fists himself.  

  If you don't get more specific we'll have to assume you fisted yourself  

  Oh yeah? Well in my day they nailed you into the seat, poured scalding coffee in your lap, and dropped you on your head from 200 feet without an ambulance. And we were grateful! LOL...  

  Man, I have really become the whipping boy around here lately...