I always thought it would be great if people laid eggs. That way if you don't want the baby, you can just make a nice omelet.
No, that would be titled "More than meets the anus.
Holy crap!! That's Chad Everett!
Rectum?!? It damn near killed him!
I thought this was gonna be about herpes.
The line starts here to take CoasterMatt outside and beat him senseless.
Nevermind, I'm weaving my own lake...
There goes Baby Jesus!
If he takes that damn sign again, CALL SECURITY!
If he doesn't get into the AP Chemistry class, he'll have to learn it on the streets by making meth out of cold medicine down in the basement.
Nothing wrong with poi. It's just Elmer's glue with less flavor.
Baby cats being drowned make a more pleasant sound that The Hoff belting out off key notes amplified throughout Dodger Stadium.
But according to the "extensive scientific study"*, you use "64% less energy".
Oh, and it was Jane not Rosalind who did Playtex commercials.
Buy it, watch it, stick it up your vagina... who cares?! lol 
All I was complaining about was the crappy packaging of the single disc DVD. The 2 disc set is adequate.
I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!
Just remember, you can wile away your coyotes, but you while away your time.
Pirates 1 was great. I'd rather stare into Lindsy Lohan's steamy crab infested hoo-haa than watch Pirates 2 or 3 again.
What's Cherny's BJ Like?
Porcupine balls are gross.
It is still early, but I was trying to figure out how GC fists himself.
If you don't get more specific we'll have to assume you fisted yourself
I think I just LARPed in my pants.
Man, I have really become the whipping boy around here lately...
