I always thought it would be great if people laid eggs. That way if you don't want the baby, you can just make a nice omelet.  

  No, that would be titled "More than meets the anus.  

  Holy crap!! That's Chad Everett!  

  Rectum?!? It damn near killed him!  

  I thought this was gonna be about herpes.  

  The line starts here to take CoasterMatt outside and beat him senseless.  

  Nevermind, I'm weaving my own lake...  

  There goes Baby Jesus!  

  If he takes that damn sign again, CALL SECURITY!  

  General Sherman is huge.  

  I grew up with four older sisters. It gave me a feminine perspective to everything.  

  Uh, the Swans are vomiting cotton candy again.

Someone get a scooper....  

  Baby cats being drowned make a more pleasant sound that The Hoff belting out off key notes amplified throughout Dodger Stadium.  

  Random political thought: Bush Sucks.  

  Bears prefer Alex's hot dogs  

  I think that eating out gets old. Old and boring.  

  I think I still have grass in mt cooch.  

  Fifty TWO!  

  Oh, and it was Jane not Rosalind who did Playtex commercials.  

  I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!  

  Just remember, you can wile away your coyotes, but you while away your time.  

  What's Cherny's BJ Like?  

  It is still early, but I was trying to figure out how GC fists himself.  

  If you don't get more specific we'll have to assume you fisted yourself  

  I think I just LARPed in my pants.