I always thought it would be great if people laid eggs. That way if you don't want the baby, you can just make a nice omelet.  

  No, that would be titled "More than meets the anus.  

  Holy crap!! That's Chad Everett!  

  Rectum?!? It damn near killed him!  

  I thought this was gonna be about herpes.  

  The line starts here to take CoasterMatt outside and beat him senseless.  

  Nevermind, I'm weaving my own lake...  

  There goes Baby Jesus!  

  If he takes that damn sign again, CALL SECURITY!  

  I grew up with four older sisters. It gave me a feminine perspective to everything.  

  If he doesn't get into the AP Chemistry class, he'll have to learn it on the streets by making meth out of cold medicine down in the basement.  

  Nothing wrong with poi. It's just Elmer's glue with less flavor.  

  Baby cats being drowned make a more pleasant sound that The Hoff belting out off key notes amplified throughout Dodger Stadium.  

  I wanna see two Ariels hook up  

  [quote=Snowflake;130712]Well, to me their already up several points with the casting of Christina Ricci as Trixie, she has naturally manga eyes.[/quote]
But will she be in her underwear with a chain around her?  

  Bears prefer Alex's hot dogs  

  I think I still have grass in mt cooch.  

  Oh, and it was Jane not Rosalind who did Playtex commercials.  

  Buy it, watch it, stick it up your vagina... who cares?! lol All I was complaining about was the crappy packaging of the single disc DVD. The 2 disc set is adequate.  

  I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!  

  I love woodies over steel anyday.  

  Captain EO is pretty cool. Everything is in 3D except Michael Jackson's nose.  

  Makin' bacon right now! And going insane from the lovely scent!!  

  Hayao Miyazaki on the iPad: "It's disgusting. On trains, the number of those people doing that strange masturbation-like gesture is multiplying.  

  Oh yeah? Well in my day they nailed you into the seat, poured scalding coffee in your lap, and dropped you on your head from 200 feet without an ambulance. And we were grateful! LOL...