I always thought it would be great if people laid eggs. That way if you don't want the baby, you can just make a nice omelet.  

  Holy crap!! That's Chad Everett!  

  The line starts here to take CoasterMatt outside and beat him senseless.  

  Let's just say he gets, um ... compensation.  

  There goes Baby Jesus!  

  Its amazing how that and the Pirate water have the same aftertaste.  

  All I remember is baby Jesus flying across the sky.  

  If he doesn't get into the AP Chemistry class, he'll have to learn it on the streets by making meth out of cold medicine down in the basement.  

  Good to know I'm gay, it finally explains my complete lack of sexual interest in men.  

  Nothing wrong with poi. It's just Elmer's glue with less flavor.  

  Baby cats being drowned make a more pleasant sound that The Hoff belting out off key notes amplified throughout Dodger Stadium.  

  Corner of your eye, my eye.

The new style is designed to accommodate what's been going on for centuries ... the comparison glance.  

  Does this dress make my ass look fat?
~ Gemini Cricket  

  I went last year and tooted EP Ripley's whistle!  

  Oh, and it was Jane not Rosalind who did Playtex commercials.  

  I may have lost my soul but I'm not crazy...  

  Buy it, watch it, stick it up your vagina... who cares?! lol All I was complaining about was the crappy packaging of the single disc DVD. The 2 disc set is adequate.  

  I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!  

  Just remember, you can wile away your coyotes, but you while away your time.  

  What's Cherny's BJ Like?  

  Captain EO is pretty cool. Everything is in 3D except Michael Jackson's nose.  

  It is still early, but I was trying to figure out how GC fists himself.  

  If you don't get more specific we'll have to assume you fisted yourself  

  I think I just LARPed in my pants.  

  Man, I have really become the whipping boy around here lately...