Don't compute with fruit.  

  Could be worse GD, the outside could still be colored like cat poo.  

  I can see the ad campaign now: "This Valentines Day, you can go down on the biggest shaft in this rockin' dimension!  

  I'd say that's either Kevy Baby or CoasterMatt. Not sure, but that seems most likely.  

  When life deals us lemons, sometimes we fail to foresee the lemonade they will produce in the aftermath.  

  I thought One-Eyed Willy buried his treasure in a cave.  

  I want to straddle it. NOW.  

  Satan just knocked on my door, asking to borrow a parka.  

  Yes, it was quite the orgy of wit.  

  Hang on to them hats and caskets, cos' this here's the wildest ride to the afterlife!  

  Now he'll be jerking off Chicken Little.  

  Ode to Roomba

There was a bunch of stuff on the ground
And you picked it up nicely the first time around
With a daily mess we'll have no more
We can do other stuff while you do the chore
Your only job is that of sucking
For now you give us more time for...

 

  It's not the Don't Phunk with my heart nor is it the Finger Bang (bang bang) song by South Park.

It's called love me dead and ur not weird ive herad the fingerbanging my heart part too.  

  Well, I could always stuff the chocolate-dipped bacon in my cleavage.  

  If you two keep ragging on each other, I'm gonna toss you a box of Stayfree.  

  If you two keep ragging on each other, I'm gonna toss you a box of Stayfree.  

  He blew you again?

I would have thought this was the first time.

Damn, Moonliner really gets around!  

  If you two keep ragging on each other, I'm gonna toss you a box of Stayfree.  

  He blew you again?

I would have thought this was the first time.

Damn, Moonliner really gets around!  

  A few folks around here need to hand in their Geek license.  

  [QUOTE=Not Afraid;242119]Is this about sports again? [/QUOTE]
It's definitely about balls!  

  I wouldn't mind being in the middle of an Ariel and Prince Eric sandwich. That'd be the ultimate tuna melt.  

  Mickey was apparently just very stinky and horny.  

  Be at peace with your inner gold pants!  

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