I don't know, perhaps I'm old fashioned, but if I'm going to masturbate, I'm not going to hop in the car and head to the grocery store to thump some melons. Guess I just prefer porn over produce.
It's a good smell. It's the smell of technology and progress... or maybe it's just the... I'm not going to question it. It's technology and progress scratch-n-sniff.
I called in useless.
As a Jewish man, I favor the spandex undergarment because it allows me to wear tallit to the pool.
It's like drinking redneck afterbirth.
I prefer the little land poots vs one big roaring earth fart
beer should be beer, unless of course its ale.
quit effin' with beer.
Is it Augtober already?
I realized that I should be more dog-like in my nature. Just be. Stop all this silly worrying and just be glad that it's a sunny day.
I am also amused by people that are perfectly okay with being seen in a bikini, but are mortified is seen in their underwear. Specifically when the underwear covers MORE than the bikini!
When we went house-hunting last weekend, we visited Disney's Hyperion Studios, which was renamed "Gelson's". Like Disney-MGM, it no longer has a working animation team on site.
Bite me, fan boy.
Every so often he gets a tidbit right, but even a blind man fumbling around in a bathhouse will grab someone's balls eventually.
I'm hot for all the wrong reasons.
If amusement park rides regularly killed more people then I might be able to actually find them exciting.
I mean, you're literally shoving a teapot spout up your nose, and the result is not pretty.
My next thought was "my he's huge".
Did the moose butt take the rest of the moose with it?
I want a moose in my pool!
I agree with Moonliner.
Scrool down to recent shows and you can listen to their liver performance and interview on KCRW yesterday.
Why don't we just lock ourselves inside our homes, duct tape our heads to our assholes, and declare victory in the War on Terror?
It's so hot outside that there was a knock at the door and it was my front lawn wanting to come in.
