Well, believe it or not, but the Disneyland Ambassador has heard about the red longjohns.
Well, my boob is technicolor. Is that enough info?
I likes me some fire and swing sets...
I saw a bear right down by the visitor's center at Rainier. My boyfriend at the time wanted to go up and pet it. In retrospect, I should have encouraged him.
Knock, Knock
I haven't decided if I'm going to ride Suckin' Space Mountain ever again though...
It's so quiet in there, even a held back fart could be heard.
Oh fine... just state the obvious 
But according to the "extensive scientific study"*, you use "64% less energy".
But who will play Chim Chim?
Dude, if you've been fvcking donuts, we need to get you a woman, pronto...
It's not the Don't Phunk with my heart nor is it the Finger Bang (bang bang) song by South Park.
I believe I've heard it on KROQ or JackFM.
I wish I could remember more of it.
It's not the Don't Phunk with my heart nor is it the Finger Bang (bang bang) song by South Park.
It's called love me dead and ur not weird ive herad the fingerbanging my heart part too.
In order to fully appreciate our vintage, you need to pop our cork.
Wow! $80 bucks to join huh? Does that come with lube or do they buy you dinner first?
Use my theory: it ain't illegal if you don't get caught.
I'll be there, but I'll leave the burning stuff at home.
If I last another 20 minutes, I will have gone the whole day without killing anyone. I consider this an accomplishment.
If I have to be stuck on a desert island with one composer it is going to be an attractive woman composer. Or one with an airplane.
[quote=Disneyphile;284672]Well, I know that MY queefs can bring people to tears.[/quote]
This is a rather startling public admission as to the hygienic integrity of your hoohaw. You might want to see a doctor as Wikipedia (font of all knowledge medical) tells me that a malodorous queef could be a sign of an undesirable connection between your vajayjay and your colon. In other words, there might be some buried toxic waste in your personal Love Canal, so to speak.
NOTE: Note, this post exists primarily to see if I can creep myself out.
I <3 Alex.
[quote=Kevy Baby;308119]I remembered GD's post when I was taking a leak on my way out of the office last night.[/quote]
My work is done.
Hmmm - I think we need to put together a cabaret act...
Random political thought: Bush Sucks.
