Bornieo reached out, and grabbed that shaft with both hands, and took it like a man!  

  I would ask about the bruising but I don't think I should get the whole LoT lot thinking about your boob...  

  Well, my boob is technicolor. Is that enough info?  

  I likes me some fire and swing sets...  

  I saw a bear right down by the visitor's center at Rainier. My boyfriend at the time wanted to go up and pet it. In retrospect, I should have encouraged him.  

  Knock, Knock  

  I haven't decided if I'm going to ride Suckin' Space Mountain ever again though...  

  I wonder what they really look like.  

  Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.
~ Winston Churchill  

  Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. I have the munchies
~ sactown chronic  

  They're advertised on Pelican TV as "Pigeon Poppers".  

  [QUOTE=Not Afraid;163231]I throw like a girl or retard [/QUOTE]

You throw like a girl with a bluetooth bondo'd to the side of her head.  

  It's not the Don't Phunk with my heart nor is it the Finger Bang (bang bang) song by South Park.

I believe I've heard it on KROQ or JackFM.

I wish I could remember more of it.  

  It's not the Don't Phunk with my heart nor is it the Finger Bang (bang bang) song by South Park.

It's called love me dead and ur not weird ive herad the fingerbanging my heart part too.  

  [QUOTE=Motorboat Cruiser;227990]Wow, that was one of the stronger earthquakes I've felt in a long while.
[/QUOTE]

That's what you said last time we were together.  

  Unfortunately, whether he is pitching or catching, there is little that his "companions" are able to actually feel. The ol' ham ain't what it used to be and the flipside....well, it was never very impressive to begin with. Sadly, it gets harder and harder for him to justify the price of a toaster. From what I understand, he will now accept a Bic Lighter as payment.  

  In order to fully appreciate our vintage, you need to pop our cork.  

  Wow! $80 bucks to join huh? Does that come with lube or do they buy you dinner first?  

  Use my theory: it ain't illegal if you don't get caught.  

  I'll be there, but I'll leave the burning stuff at home.  

  If I last another 20 minutes, I will have gone the whole day without killing anyone. I consider this an accomplishment.  

  If I have to be stuck on a desert island with one composer it is going to be an attractive woman composer. Or one with an airplane.  

  I <3 Alex.  

  Hmmm - I think we need to put together a cabaret act...  

  Random political thought: Bush Sucks.