...you sad sack example of the human race.


I hate you.


Jesus hates you.


All the little angels in Heaven hate you.


I bet even Satan hates you.


Love,

Audra  

  You Guys are Silly

...that is all...  

  If thousands of years from now, someone unearths my bones and examines my belongings, and thereby gains new understanding, I am totally cool with that. I just hope they don't conclude from my own example that 21st century society was a shark-worshpping cult.  

  Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.
~ Winston Churchill  

  Sooo...

What are you doing right now?  

  I agree with Moonliner.  

  I'm actually, like, a totally hot 19 year old girl from Idaho, on foreign exchange in Latvia. I love to par-taaaay!  

  If I had an axe in my head, I wouldn't smile.  

  (talking about Dr. Laura)

Good Lord. Who would want to listen to the homophobic rantings of a hate-inspired crusty old mummy who took mediocre nude pictures of her va-jay-jay that has haunted the internet since 1998? She's as appealing as a Coprophiliac's smile after sex.  

  I think Cotillard's dress was terrible. I said it last night and I'll say it again... She looked like a tilapia.  

  [QUOTE=Moonliner]So what you are saying is that girth is an issue in selecting a proper fit?[/QUOTE]

I think it goes without saying that girth should be considered in all issues such as these.  

  Power to the puppies.  

  (Ba-Da-Da-Da-DA-Da)
You Say It's Your Birthday!
(Ba-Da-Da-Da-DA-Da)
Better You Then Me, Dude!
(Ba-Da-Da-Da-DA-Da)
This is totally my least favorite Beatles song!
(Ba-Da-Da-Da-DA-Da)
I hate it when people sing it, so, terribly sorry  

  It's all about beer, prostitution, cute puppets, the rapture, and much more.  

  (Edited to correct no less than three typos in a seven word post)  

  (in reference to his grasp of Spanish)

It's weird that I know how to say "vaginally", but not "arm".  

  I have been touched by His noodly appendage!  

  So, who knows what comes next - maybe a new world, maybe the same old crap, but this is a moment to relish and remember.  

  Just call me Flippyshart  

  Oof - okay, let's not call me Flippyshart.  

  To watch this movie in Pan-n-Scan is like slapping Mother Teresa's ghost in the face.  

  Oh my, Moonliner is so right.  

  Nourish the Avians  

  You can play with mine.  

  Mucho masturbation" became "Cinderellabration!