just because I have a penis, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a good pair of shoes  

  I have over 20 pair in my closet - just because I have a penis, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a good pair of shoes  

  No Longer a Screamin' Virgin!  

  How about Jungle Red Pepper Garlic Cheddar? Or Summer Rain Parmesan Sage?

And they'll help you keep your Adonis figure!  

  Poo on them. All of them.  

  A great idea - a fart tax! No one likes farts, so why not tax each one to try to limit them?  

  I'm married, I've procreated. My hair has done it's job. At this point it can stay or go, it makes me no never-mind.  

  I'm a screamin virgin, why not?  

  I clicked on this link and all I saw was this stupid hat.  

  They tell me I had a good time, I think.  

  Her son is a transvestite. He dresses up in men's clothes.  

  Ooops- the cat's eaten it.  

  That's why you shouldn't eat veggies. Long live meat!  

  No, I don't have any tribal tats. Tats are dirty and bespoil gods beautiful creation.  

  I'm not so sure I want to live in a country where a man can't run around with his exposed balls bouncing off his thighs.  

  ... beef centric ...  

  [QUOTE=Chernabog;159543]I lost my virginity the other week...[/QUOTE]

Oh, I found it found cowering behind the couch. Claimed it hadn't seen you in years, I let it go outside (catch and release) with some condoms, which it threw in my face. Nasty little thing.  

  Whatever do you mean? My mermaid wife and I could not be happier.  

  I'm planing a drive-by.

Homies on the next block aren't respectin' - know what'm sayin????  

  Last night I was at the Park, standing back watching the dancers at Carnation Plaza, figuring out who was there and who I could dance with, when something hit me. No, not an idea. I had bird crap in my hair.

The evening went downhill from there.  

  I'm a bit picky about who I let dip me in chocolate  

  6 rides on Screamin'? You're going from Screamin' Virgin to Screamin' Whore!  

  I may have lost my soul but I'm not crazy...  

  I had my first earthquake this weekend .  

  Of course, I wasn't thinking and I said 'Oh my gawd!! That man is taking a crap!' which of course made the kids look.