How dare you interupt a thread on porn to talk about sex!  

  Bornieo reached out, and grabbed that shaft with both hands, and took it like a man!  

  Well, I believe it started in 1973 with the death of Bogden Delaurot, who drowned in the Rivers of America after hiding on Tom Sawyer Island after hours. As a memorial, a pair of red longjohns was hung on the banks of the river, still there to this day. It became tradition, though not all of the tributes are as visible.  

  We would bring the red longjohns but that's for dead people, not dead attractions.  

  I'm now the proud owner of The Clapper.  

  I would ask about the bruising but I don't think I should get the whole LoT lot thinking about your boob...  

  Isn't your ass a rectangle? Mine sure is.  

  Only on LoT can a discussion about periods and boobs turn into feminism and matriarchal rituals. I fvcking love this place.  

  [QUOTE=Not Afraid;163231]I throw like a girl or retard [/QUOTE]

You throw like a girl with a bluetooth bondo'd to the side of her head.  

  Well, I guess scaeagles and I will be doing the catering. Is everyone ok with ham sandwiches?

They're sphincterrific!  

  I like the dark side. They have donuts here.  

  [QUOTE=Motorboat Cruiser;227990]Wow, that was one of the stronger earthquakes I've felt in a long while.
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That's what you said last time we were together.  

  To clarify, no, I haven't done that to Leo, and, ah, no, I haven't done that to anyone. Tempted...more with chocolate, though. I'm a chocolate kind of gal.

But, I mean, if spraying whipped cream=cooking, I am a chef!!  

  Unfortunately, whether he is pitching or catching, there is little that his "companions" are able to actually feel. The ol' ham ain't what it used to be and the flipside....well, it was never very impressive to begin with. Sadly, it gets harder and harder for him to justify the price of a toaster. From what I understand, he will now accept a Bic Lighter as payment.  

  Is it supposed to go inside or outside my jockstrap?  

  Bear...Bear!!!

I know you like rollercoasters, but playing that game is just insanitary!!

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX  

  I like decapitation. If you decapitate someone, you really meant it. That's impressive.  

  WSYWIG?

I hear Yoda saying "what see you what I get.  

  [QUOTE=LSPoorEeyorick;242951]Which, by the way, does not mean you're a jelly doughnut.[/QUOTE]I know. I HATE when people say that! Everybody knows that what JFK actually said translated to "I am a cross-dresser  

  My snot addled brain cannot handle the switching back and forth from grandma to double sided dildo.  

  Oh, I'm sorry. Let me rephrase in the message board time honored way of avoiding personal attacks:

Some group of people of which you are a member, but I'm not saying this about you personally just a group of people that so happens to include you, must be from Arizona.  

  [quote=Kevy Baby;258802]There was a twisted part of me [/quote]They really need a "don't try this at home" warning on that Puppetry of the Penis DVD.  

  [quote=Ghoulish Delight;285987]We're all gonna die!!!!![/quote]
Did iSm accidentally log in as as GD?

 

  That's it, I'm pulling the plug on this conversation. We're just cycling through infertile material now. And it's really cramping this thread. If some infrequent, monthly visitor to the board were to see this, they'd think we're all pretty unsanitary. I'm spotting some folks who just want to pad their post count.  

  If your childhood Buzz went all Talky-Tina on you, you'd whip out a blowtorch and go all wrath-of-God on his ass real quick.