Coincidentally, I named my cat, Track 2, after a Joanna Newsom song. I couldn't remember the title, so I was forced to do what I could under the circumstances.  

  Well, I believe it started in 1973 with the death of Bogden Delaurot, who drowned in the Rivers of America after hiding on Tom Sawyer Island after hours. As a memorial, a pair of red longjohns was hung on the banks of the river, still there to this day. It became tradition, though not all of the tributes are as visible.  

  The red longjohns for this death are located within the trunk marked "The Wells Expedition" within the Matterhorn itself.  

  Wow, an actual mea culpa. Hoist up the red longjohns!  

  I would ask about the bruising but I don't think I should get the whole LoT lot thinking about your boob...  

  I'd name that kitty, "Wall of Cat  

  I also ate lunch with Groucho Marx and Beetlejuice, and half of Shrek.  

  [QUOTE=Not Afraid;163231]I throw like a girl or retard [/QUOTE]

You throw like a girl with a bluetooth bondo'd to the side of her head.  

  We've now descended from a discussion of the new design ideas for DCA to man on sheep love.

Lounge of Tomorrow - An Adventure Thru Inner Skank  

  I like the dark side. They have donuts here.  

  ...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?  

  To clarify, no, I haven't done that to Leo, and, ah, no, I haven't done that to anyone. Tempted...more with chocolate, though. I'm a chocolate kind of gal.

But, I mean, if spraying whipped cream=cooking, I am a chef!!  

  Can you still call them hair pies if there is no hair?  

  Bear...Bear!!!

I know you like rollercoasters, but playing that game is just insanitary!!

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX  

  I like decapitation. If you decapitate someone, you really meant it. That's impressive.  

  My thoughts of you did not involve lying on my back with an erection, I promise.  

  WSYWIG?

I hear Yoda saying "what see you what I get.  

  [QUOTE=LSPoorEeyorick;242951]Which, by the way, does not mean you're a jelly doughnut.[/QUOTE]I know. I HATE when people say that! Everybody knows that what JFK actually said translated to "I am a cross-dresser  

  My snot addled brain cannot handle the switching back and forth from grandma to double sided dildo.  

  Oh, I'm sorry. Let me rephrase in the message board time honored way of avoiding personal attacks:

Some group of people of which you are a member, but I'm not saying this about you personally just a group of people that so happens to include you, must be from Arizona.  

  [quote=Kevy Baby;258802]There was a twisted part of me [/quote]They really need a "don't try this at home" warning on that Puppetry of the Penis DVD.  

  [quote=Ghoulish Delight;285987]We're all gonna die!!!!![/quote]
Did iSm accidentally log in as as GD?

 

  That's it, I'm pulling the plug on this conversation. We're just cycling through infertile material now. And it's really cramping this thread. If some infrequent, monthly visitor to the board were to see this, they'd think we're all pretty unsanitary. I'm spotting some folks who just want to pad their post count.  

  $600 does seem high for a rim job.  

  If your childhood Buzz went all Talky-Tina on you, you'd whip out a blowtorch and go all wrath-of-God on his ass real quick.