Coincidentally, I named my cat, Track 2, after a Joanna Newsom song. I couldn't remember the title, so I was forced to do what I could under the circumstances.
Dat dere's some good sheeeit.
Bornieo reached out, and grabbed that shaft with both hands, and took it like a man!
Well, I believe it started in 1973 with the death of Bogden Delaurot, who drowned in the Rivers of America after hiding on Tom Sawyer Island after hours. As a memorial, a pair of red longjohns was hung on the banks of the river, still there to this day. It became tradition, though not all of the tributes are as visible.
The red longjohns for this death are located within the trunk marked "The Wells Expedition" within the Matterhorn itself.
Wow, an actual mea culpa. Hoist up the red longjohns!
WB has most certainly NOT been messing with my ham. And if she were, it wouldn't be with a knife. I'm not into pain.
I would ask about the bruising but I don't think I should get the whole LoT lot thinking about your boob...
I'd name that kitty, "Wall of Cat
I also ate lunch with Groucho Marx and Beetlejuice, and half of Shrek.
[QUOTE=Not Afraid;163231]I throw like a girl or retard 
[/QUOTE]
You throw like a girl with a bluetooth bondo'd to the side of her head.
We've now descended from a discussion of the new design ideas for DCA to man on sheep love.
Lounge of Tomorrow - An Adventure Thru Inner Skank
I like the dark side. They have donuts here.
...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?
To clarify, no, I haven't done that to Leo, and, ah, no, I haven't done that to anyone. Tempted...more with chocolate, though. I'm a chocolate kind of gal.
But, I mean, if spraying whipped cream=cooking, I am a chef!!
Unfortunately, whether he is pitching or catching, there is little that his "companions" are able to actually feel. The ol' ham ain't what it used to be and the flipside....well, it was never very impressive to begin with. Sadly, it gets harder and harder for him to justify the price of a toaster. From what I understand, he will now accept a Bic Lighter as payment.
Can you still call them hair pies if there is no hair?
Bear...Bear!!!
I know you like rollercoasters, but playing that game is just insanitary!!
Love and hugs,
The Stoat XXX
WSYWIG?
I hear Yoda saying "what see you what I get.
[QUOTE=LSPoorEeyorick;242951]Which, by the way, does not mean you're a jelly doughnut.[/QUOTE]I know. I HATE when people say that! Everybody knows that what JFK actually said translated to "I am a cross-dresser
My snot addled brain cannot handle the switching back and forth from grandma to double sided dildo.
[quote=Ghoulish Delight;285987]We're all gonna die!!!!![/quote]
Did iSm accidentally log in as as GD?
$600 does seem high for a rim job.
If your childhood Buzz went all Talky-Tina on you, you'd whip out a blowtorch and go all wrath-of-God on his ass real quick.
