Coincidentally, I named my cat, Track 2, after a Joanna Newsom song. I couldn't remember the title, so I was forced to do what I could under the circumstances.  

  Bornieo reached out, and grabbed that shaft with both hands, and took it like a man!  

  Well, I believe it started in 1973 with the death of Bogden Delaurot, who drowned in the Rivers of America after hiding on Tom Sawyer Island after hours. As a memorial, a pair of red longjohns was hung on the banks of the river, still there to this day. It became tradition, though not all of the tributes are as visible.  

  The red longjohns for this death are located within the trunk marked "The Wells Expedition" within the Matterhorn itself.  

  Wow, an actual mea culpa. Hoist up the red longjohns!  

  I would ask about the bruising but I don't think I should get the whole LoT lot thinking about your boob...  

  Isn't your ass a rectangle? Mine sure is.  

  I also ate lunch with Groucho Marx and Beetlejuice, and half of Shrek.  

  Only on LoT can a discussion about periods and boobs turn into feminism and matriarchal rituals. I fvcking love this place.  

  [QUOTE=Not Afraid;163231]I throw like a girl or retard [/QUOTE]

You throw like a girl with a bluetooth bondo'd to the side of her head.  

  We've now descended from a discussion of the new design ideas for DCA to man on sheep love.

Lounge of Tomorrow - An Adventure Thru Inner Skank  

  I like the dark side. They have donuts here.  

  ...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?  

  [QUOTE=Motorboat Cruiser;227990]Wow, that was one of the stronger earthquakes I've felt in a long while.
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That's what you said last time we were together.  

  To clarify, no, I haven't done that to Leo, and, ah, no, I haven't done that to anyone. Tempted...more with chocolate, though. I'm a chocolate kind of gal.

But, I mean, if spraying whipped cream=cooking, I am a chef!!  

  Unfortunately, whether he is pitching or catching, there is little that his "companions" are able to actually feel. The ol' ham ain't what it used to be and the flipside....well, it was never very impressive to begin with. Sadly, it gets harder and harder for him to justify the price of a toaster. From what I understand, he will now accept a Bic Lighter as payment.  

  Can you still call them hair pies if there is no hair?  

  Bear...Bear!!!

I know you like rollercoasters, but playing that game is just insanitary!!

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX  

  WSYWIG?

I hear Yoda saying "what see you what I get.  

  [QUOTE=LSPoorEeyorick;242951]Which, by the way, does not mean you're a jelly doughnut.[/QUOTE]I know. I HATE when people say that! Everybody knows that what JFK actually said translated to "I am a cross-dresser  

  My snot addled brain cannot handle the switching back and forth from grandma to double sided dildo.  

  [quote=Kevy Baby;258802]There was a twisted part of me [/quote]They really need a "don't try this at home" warning on that Puppetry of the Penis DVD.  

  [quote=Ghoulish Delight;285987]We're all gonna die!!!!![/quote]
Did iSm accidentally log in as as GD?

 

  $600 does seem high for a rim job.  

  If your childhood Buzz went all Talky-Tina on you, you'd whip out a blowtorch and go all wrath-of-God on his ass real quick.