 Coincidentally, I named my cat, Track 2, after a Joanna Newsom song. I couldn't remember the title, so I was forced to do what I could under the circumstances.
 
Coincidentally, I named my cat, Track 2, after a Joanna Newsom song. I couldn't remember the title, so I was forced to do what I could under the circumstances.
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 Dat dere's some good sheeeit.
 
Dat dere's some good sheeeit.
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 Try rubbing some vegemite on it.  That sh*t must be good for something.
 
Try rubbing some vegemite on it.  That sh*t must be good for something.
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 Well, believe it or not, but the Disneyland Ambassador has heard about the red longjohns.
 
Well, believe it or not, but the Disneyland Ambassador has heard about the red longjohns.
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 The red longjohns for this death are located within the trunk marked "The Wells Expedition" within the Matterhorn itself.
 
The red longjohns for this death are located within the trunk marked "The Wells Expedition" within the Matterhorn itself.
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 Wow, an actual mea culpa.  Hoist up the red longjohns!
 
Wow, an actual mea culpa.  Hoist up the red longjohns!
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 WB has most certainly NOT been messing with my ham.  And if she were, it wouldn't be with a knife.  I'm not into pain.
 
WB has most certainly NOT been messing with my ham.  And if she were, it wouldn't be with a knife.  I'm not into pain.
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 I'd name that kitty,  "Wall of Cat
 
I'd name that kitty,  "Wall of Cat
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 I also ate lunch with Groucho Marx and Beetlejuice, and half of Shrek.
 
I also ate lunch with Groucho Marx and Beetlejuice, and half of Shrek.
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 Just another mental image that makes me wish that my brain had a delete button.
 
Just another mental image that makes me wish that my brain had a delete button.
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 We've now descended from a discussion of the new design ideas for DCA to man on sheep love.
 
We've now descended from a discussion of the new design ideas for DCA to man on sheep love.
Lounge of Tomorrow - An Adventure Thru Inner Skank
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 I like the dark side. They have donuts here.
 
I like the dark side. They have donuts here. 
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 ... and 4 can do a better spread than two...
 
... and 4 can do a better spread than two...
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 ...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?
 
...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 And here I thought that this thread served no purpose. Then scaeagles has to go and get all nostalgic.
 
And here I thought that this thread served no purpose. Then scaeagles has to go and get all nostalgic. 
Too bad I'm so over him...at least until the point that he starts begging...again.
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 I can be hard on your or anyone else's ass for as long as it takes.
 
I can be hard on your or anyone else's ass for as long as it takes.
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 true, I've got my fingers in too many pies
 
true, I've got my fingers in too many pies
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 Can you still call them hair pies if there is no hair?
 
Can you still call them hair pies if there is no hair?
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 Well we were at Ralphs' and looking at the selection of weiners.  I picked up a package and said 'I really enjoy these.'
 
Well we were at Ralphs' and looking at the selection of weiners.  I picked up a package and said 'I really enjoy these.'
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 Do we have a "Wee bit miffed but I'll get over it" thread here on Lot?
 
Do we have a "Wee bit miffed but I'll get over it" thread here on Lot?
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 [quote=Moonliner;273636]I love the Texas three way.[/quote]Is that you, the wife and a longhorn?
 
[quote=Moonliner;273636]I love the Texas three way.[/quote]Is that you, the wife and a longhorn?
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 [quote=Disneyphile;284672]Well, I know that MY queefs can bring people to tears.[/quote]
 
[quote=Disneyphile;284672]Well, I know that MY queefs can bring people to tears.[/quote]
This is a rather startling public admission as to the hygienic integrity of your hoohaw. You might want to see a doctor as Wikipedia (font of all knowledge medical) tells me that a malodorous queef could be a sign of an undesirable connection between your vajayjay and your colon. In other words, there might be some buried toxic waste in your personal Love Canal, so to speak.
NOTE: Note, this post exists primarily to see if I can creep myself out.
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 [quote=Kevy Baby;308119]I remembered GD's post when I was taking a leak on my way out of the office last night.[/quote]
 
[quote=Kevy Baby;308119]I remembered GD's post when I was taking a leak on my way out of the office last night.[/quote]
My work is done.
 
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
 $600 does seem high for a rim job.
 
$600 does seem high for a rim job.
 
