Coincidentally, I named my cat, Track 2, after a Joanna Newsom song. I couldn't remember the title, so I was forced to do what I could under the circumstances.  

  Dat dere's some good sheeeit.  

  Try rubbing some vegemite on it. That sh*t must be good for something.  

  Well, believe it or not, but the Disneyland Ambassador has heard about the red longjohns.  

  Wow, an actual mea culpa. Hoist up the red longjohns!  

  WB has most certainly NOT been messing with my ham. And if she were, it wouldn't be with a knife. I'm not into pain.  

  It's so quiet in there, even a held back fart could be heard.  

  I'd name that kitty, "Wall of Cat  

  Just another mental image that makes me wish that my brain had a delete button.  

  We've now descended from a discussion of the new design ideas for DCA to man on sheep love.

Lounge of Tomorrow - An Adventure Thru Inner Skank  

  Dude, if you've been fvcking donuts, we need to get you a woman, pronto...  

  ... and 4 can do a better spread than two...  

  ...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?  

  And here I thought that this thread served no purpose. Then scaeagles has to go and get all nostalgic.

Too bad I'm so over him...at least until the point that he starts begging...again.  

  I can be hard on your or anyone else's ass for as long as it takes.  

  true, I've got my fingers in too many pies  

  Can you still call them hair pies if there is no hair?  

  Well we were at Ralphs' and looking at the selection of weiners. I picked up a package and said 'I really enjoy these.'  

  I like decapitation. If you decapitate someone, you really meant it. That's impressive.  

  WSYWIG?

I hear Yoda saying "what see you what I get.  

  [QUOTE=LSPoorEeyorick;242951]Which, by the way, does not mean you're a jelly doughnut.[/QUOTE]I know. I HATE when people say that! Everybody knows that what JFK actually said translated to "I am a cross-dresser  

  My snot addled brain cannot handle the switching back and forth from grandma to double sided dildo.  

  [quote=Ghoulish Delight;285987]We're all gonna die!!!!![/quote]
Did iSm accidentally log in as as GD?

 

  $600 does seem high for a rim job.  

  If your childhood Buzz went all Talky-Tina on you, you'd whip out a blowtorch and go all wrath-of-God on his ass real quick.