How dare you interupt a thread on porn to talk about sex!  

  Try rubbing some vegemite on it. That sh*t must be good for something.  

  Well, believe it or not, but the Disneyland Ambassador has heard about the red longjohns.  

  You may stop mourning for the dead at Disneyland when the longjohns turn pink.  

  WB has most certainly NOT been messing with my ham. And if she were, it wouldn't be with a knife. I'm not into pain.  

  It's so quiet in there, even a held back fart could be heard.  

  Just another mental image that makes me wish that my brain had a delete button.  

  omg! I got quoted! I got quoted!!

my life is complete now.  

  Well, I guess scaeagles and I will be doing the catering. Is everyone ok with ham sandwiches?

They're sphincterrific!  

  Dude, if you've been fvcking donuts, we need to get you a woman, pronto...  

  ... and 4 can do a better spread than two...  

  And here I thought that this thread served no purpose. Then scaeagles has to go and get all nostalgic.

Too bad I'm so over him...at least until the point that he starts begging...again.  

  It's my thing, small as it might be...  

  I can be hard on your or anyone else's ass for as long as it takes.  

  true, I've got my fingers in too many pies  

  Well we were at Ralphs' and looking at the selection of weiners. I picked up a package and said 'I really enjoy these.'  

  I like decapitation. If you decapitate someone, you really meant it. That's impressive.  

  My thoughts of you did not involve lying on my back with an erection, I promise.  

  In order to fully appreciate our vintage, you need to pop our cork.  

  [QUOTE=LSPoorEeyorick;242951]Which, by the way, does not mean you're a jelly doughnut.[/QUOTE]I know. I HATE when people say that! Everybody knows that what JFK actually said translated to "I am a cross-dresser  

  Oh, I'm sorry. Let me rephrase in the message board time honored way of avoiding personal attacks:

Some group of people of which you are a member, but I'm not saying this about you personally just a group of people that so happens to include you, must be from Arizona.  

  [quote=Kevy Baby;258802]There was a twisted part of me [/quote]They really need a "don't try this at home" warning on that Puppetry of the Penis DVD.  

  [quote=Disneyphile;284672]Well, I know that MY queefs can bring people to tears.[/quote]

This is a rather startling public admission as to the hygienic integrity of your hoohaw. You might want to see a doctor as Wikipedia (font of all knowledge medical) tells me that a malodorous queef could be a sign of an undesirable connection between your vajayjay and your colon. In other words, there might be some buried toxic waste in your personal Love Canal, so to speak.

NOTE: Note, this post exists primarily to see if I can creep myself out.  

  That's it, I'm pulling the plug on this conversation. We're just cycling through infertile material now. And it's really cramping this thread. If some infrequent, monthly visitor to the board were to see this, they'd think we're all pretty unsanitary. I'm spotting some folks who just want to pad their post count.  

  [quote=Kevy Baby;308119]I remembered GD's post when I was taking a leak on my way out of the office last night.[/quote]
My work is done.