How dare you interupt a thread on porn to talk about sex!  

  Well, believe it or not, but the Disneyland Ambassador has heard about the red longjohns.  

  You may stop mourning for the dead at Disneyland when the longjohns turn pink.  

  We would bring the red longjohns but that's for dead people, not dead attractions.  

  I'm now the proud owner of The Clapper.  

  It's so quiet in there, even a held back fart could be heard.  

  Isn't your ass a rectangle? Mine sure is.  

  omg! I got quoted! I got quoted!!

my life is complete now.  

  Only on LoT can a discussion about periods and boobs turn into feminism and matriarchal rituals. I fvcking love this place.  

  Well, I guess scaeagles and I will be doing the catering. Is everyone ok with ham sandwiches?

They're sphincterrific!  

  Dude, if you've been fvcking donuts, we need to get you a woman, pronto...  

  ... and 4 can do a better spread than two...  

  [QUOTE=Motorboat Cruiser;227990]Wow, that was one of the stronger earthquakes I've felt in a long while.
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That's what you said last time we were together.  

  It's my thing, small as it might be...  

  true, I've got my fingers in too many pies  

  Is it supposed to go inside or outside my jockstrap?  

  Well we were at Ralphs' and looking at the selection of weiners. I picked up a package and said 'I really enjoy these.'  

  I like decapitation. If you decapitate someone, you really meant it. That's impressive.  

  My thoughts of you did not involve lying on my back with an erection, I promise.  

  In order to fully appreciate our vintage, you need to pop our cork.  

  Oh, I'm sorry. Let me rephrase in the message board time honored way of avoiding personal attacks:

Some group of people of which you are a member, but I'm not saying this about you personally just a group of people that so happens to include you, must be from Arizona.  

  [quote=Kevy Baby;258802]There was a twisted part of me [/quote]They really need a "don't try this at home" warning on that Puppetry of the Penis DVD.  

  [quote=Disneyphile;284672]Well, I know that MY queefs can bring people to tears.[/quote]

This is a rather startling public admission as to the hygienic integrity of your hoohaw. You might want to see a doctor as Wikipedia (font of all knowledge medical) tells me that a malodorous queef could be a sign of an undesirable connection between your vajayjay and your colon. In other words, there might be some buried toxic waste in your personal Love Canal, so to speak.

NOTE: Note, this post exists primarily to see if I can creep myself out.  

  That's it, I'm pulling the plug on this conversation. We're just cycling through infertile material now. And it's really cramping this thread. If some infrequent, monthly visitor to the board were to see this, they'd think we're all pretty unsanitary. I'm spotting some folks who just want to pad their post count.  

  [quote=Kevy Baby;308119]I remembered GD's post when I was taking a leak on my way out of the office last night.[/quote]
My work is done.