How dare you interupt a thread on porn to talk about sex!
Bornieo reached out, and grabbed that shaft with both hands, and took it like a man!
Well, believe it or not, but the Disneyland Ambassador has heard about the red longjohns.
You may stop mourning for the dead at Disneyland when the longjohns turn pink.
We would bring the red longjohns but that's for dead people, not dead attractions.
I'm now the proud owner of The Clapper.
It's so quiet in there, even a held back fart could be heard.
Isn't your ass a rectangle? Mine sure is.
omg! I got quoted! I got quoted!!
my life is complete now.
Only on LoT can a discussion about periods and boobs turn into feminism and matriarchal rituals. I fvcking love this place.
Well, I guess scaeagles and I will be doing the catering. Is everyone ok with ham sandwiches?
They're sphincterrific!
Dude, if you've been fvcking donuts, we need to get you a woman, pronto...
... and 4 can do a better spread than two...
[QUOTE=Motorboat Cruiser;227990]Wow, that was one of the stronger earthquakes I've felt in a long while.
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That's what you said last time we were together.
Unfortunately, whether he is pitching or catching, there is little that his "companions" are able to actually feel. The ol' ham ain't what it used to be and the flipside....well, it was never very impressive to begin with. Sadly, it gets harder and harder for him to justify the price of a toaster. From what I understand, he will now accept a Bic Lighter as payment.
It's my thing, small as it might be...
true, I've got my fingers in too many pies
Is it supposed to go inside or outside my jockstrap?
Well we were at Ralphs' and looking at the selection of weiners. I picked up a package and said 'I really enjoy these.'
In order to fully appreciate our vintage, you need to pop our cork.
Do we have a "Wee bit miffed but I'll get over it" thread here on Lot?
[quote=Moonliner;273636]I love the Texas three way.[/quote]Is that you, the wife and a longhorn?
[quote=Disneyphile;284672]Well, I know that MY queefs can bring people to tears.[/quote]
This is a rather startling public admission as to the hygienic integrity of your hoohaw. You might want to see a doctor as Wikipedia (font of all knowledge medical) tells me that a malodorous queef could be a sign of an undesirable connection between your vajayjay and your colon. In other words, there might be some buried toxic waste in your personal Love Canal, so to speak.
NOTE: Note, this post exists primarily to see if I can creep myself out.
[quote=Kevy Baby;308119]I remembered GD's post when I was taking a leak on my way out of the office last night.[/quote]
My work is done.
