Hey! No one's quoted me!!!  

  I should've stolen Babette's underwear when I had the chance.  

  Party archeology is fun!  

  You Guys are Silly

...that is all...  

  FEJ is a Poopyhead
That is all  

  I love this board.  

  Kick. Ass.  

  THANK YOU! I have been dying to see the big yellow condom.  

  ...I should record that to see if it's got anything interesting to watch, or if it's just "Audra porn.  

  I read the headline to this thread and wondered when Fox ran a story slandering me.  

  My next thought was "my he's huge".  

  I lasted 55 seconds.  

  Oct. 1 is a work day, and so is Oct. 2. Have fun, you bums!  

  I have Billy up the Ying Yang.  

  Jesus! Must you latch onto the drama and then drag it around from thread to thread like a dead cat that is just starting to smell but remains cute enough that people still want to pet it?!

You just had to go and ruin this thread, the one example of goodness and love in my life right now! I hate you I hate you I hate you!!!!

!!  

  When posting pictures of one's dog on message boards where they don't know you very well, be careful what else the picture shows (and tells about you).  

  Wow! We could play Where in the World is Carmen San Diego!  

  Hey, maybe if women had better body images, we'd be out there fixing the whole world peace, poverty and hunger thing. You never know...  

  Schlöng  

  Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?  

  I sleep around quite a bit.  

  Hey Neph - at least someone quoted you. I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!  

  One person’s clown barf is the next person’s gorgeous.
Why, WHY O LORD, do I have to live through the Second Coming of Leggings?  

  I can never remember. How many times do I have to allow someone's toddler to nearly trip me because their parents aren't paying attention to them before it's legal for me to kick said toddler?  

  I think I just LARPed in my pants.