Hey! No one's quoted me!!! 
I should've stolen Babette's underwear when I had the chance.
Party archeology is fun!
You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good
Joan Crawford is dead, good!
You Guys are Silly
...that is all...
FEJ is a Poopyhead
That is all
Zomg!
I love this board.
Kick. Ass.
THANK YOU! I have been dying to see the big yellow condom.
...I should record that to see if it's got anything interesting to watch, or if it's just "Audra porn.
I read the headline to this thread and wondered when Fox ran a story slandering me.
My next thought was "my he's huge".
I lasted 55 seconds.
Oct. 1 is a work day, and so is Oct. 2. Have fun, you bums! 
Wait, isn't she the doodoo eater? Poor gentleman caller!
When posting pictures of one's dog on message boards where they don't know you very well, be careful what else the picture shows (and tells about you).
Sweeney Todd - YUK! If Humans were meant to be eaten, we'd have been born with Pastry for Skin.
Hey, maybe if women had better body images, we'd be out there fixing the whole world peace, poverty and hunger thing. You never know...
Well, the forties are great because when you start to remember all of the things you are 'supposed' to have, or, have done, your memory sucks so you really don't remember what you were worried about in the first place!!!
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I sleep around quite a bit.
Hey Neph - at least someone quoted you. I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!
I can never remember. How many times do I have to allow someone's toddler to nearly trip me because their parents aren't paying attention to them before it's legal for me to kick said toddler?
