that ride can get really long, especially if a shaft is not operating.  

  I haven't decided if I'm going to ride Suckin' Space Mountain ever again though...  

  The best part about Rockit Space Mountain is that it eventually ends.  

  [quote=Cadaverous Pallor;160637]*licks pencil*

"Brains...is last...on list." Got it.[/quote]
Well, I didn't mean to rank them, but I can't be as tricky as I want to be if he's too brainy.

And, of course, there's a myriad of other qualities that I'm looking for that didn't even make the list. I mean, I didn't even list "enormous schwanzstucker" but, hey, that would be nice.
 

  He's a big ol' bottom !  

  Once I heard who all had pokey'd their penises, I wasn't going near the thing without a condom.  

  I'm a Watery Fish Pig.  

  BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN....Here is a Bulletin...The sun did not come up this morning, huge cracks have appeared in the earth's surface, and big rocks are falling out of the sky! Details 25 minutes from now on ACTION CENTRAL NEWS SCAN!  

  Spitzer? I hardly know her.  

  Yum, I loves me a green pepper Cadbury omelette.  

  Midway Madaness Mania Mayhem Ladysmith Black Mambazo  

  I feel like a bum!  

  Tinkle in my lemonade, why don't ya?  

  One of the (Bulgaria? Russia? not sure) volleyball players playing against the US last night had the last name "Gaydarski".
I found that funny in a juvenille, silly way.

I imagined him going around to all the athletes in a thick accent:

"You, American diving of synchronicity, you are a gay."

"You, rolling in sand with other female volleyball player. You are gay female like Etheridge, Melissa."

"You, Phelps. You are not a gay. But many queens across your country have crush on you..."

"You male gymnast, you are gay like male hanging out in Build-A-Bear Store without girlfriend."

 

  I am gay - aka the Receiver of Swollen Goods.  

  The Bible is not a book, it's a library written over 15 centuries," Farrow told [an LA Times reporter], suggesting that Christianity has and should continue to evolve. "People who approach scripture in a literal fashion are attempting to manipulate God himself."



Father Geoffrey Farrow in an LA Times story posted by Gemini Cricket  

  If ya don't know by now, it reeks of dinglecheesism.  

  I would like to make an announcement of sorts.
I can't wait to see everyone in their Aloha wear!  

  Listen, sister. Get your notepad, see? No onion tears, got that? It'll only make you cheese curdle.  

  I don't think with my dick, it's more of a divining rod.

 

  I'm so gay that if I was yogurt I'd have fruit at the bottom.  

  So, this thread isn't about Snookie's vagina?  

  Moonie's a Nationals fan, he thrives on isolation and loneliness.  

  With a flashlight and a bit of deductive reasoning, I correctly diagnosed it down to a hose issue.  

  Can't it just do it for me without my hand? I'll just stay in bed