They've started setting back fires to protect the transmission lines from the nuclear tits.  

  I mean, she almost hit me twice.
What a dinglecheese.  

  MmMMmM. Smoked pork roast, cooked by the essence of flaming tragedy.  

  I went. I saw. I danced. I jumped. I perspired. I had fun. I came home. I passed out.  

  I will keep my vocabulary to myself and let the illiterate poor starve  

  [...] One commentator posted: “Oh, who cares? The whole bloody lot of them were gay as far I’m concerned. All those hours of movies and not a single car chase, shootout or kung fu fight.”  

  A PC is a tool. A Mac is a lifestyle choice.

Damn cult.  

  Huh? What? Huh?! I was distracted by your avatar...  

  So, why isn't there a "cents" sign on my keyboard anywhere. It could replace ~ or ^ which I rarely use. Wouldn't that be handy? It makes... no... cents... to me.  

  If I had an axe in my head, I wouldn't smile.  

  Are you in the barn with the village elder?  

  Which is why I find myself living in Los Angeles, producing movie websites, and.. today... writing a political play about Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots. Mmmm, that's good derail.  

  Wow, sounds like GC is on the manrag today.  

  [QUOTE=Gemini Cricket;170833]Yes, this is true.
Every man I have a crush on should be rich.
[/QUOTE]

Or drive a small car to make up for his enormous penis.  

  I'm a spino-mushroomo-anythingbuttomato-meataterian.  

  Dammit when Ugly Betty and Desperate Housewives stop showing new episodes in December due to no new scripts, I'll only have video games, the Internet, netflix, disneyland, the movies, live theatre, a Bjork concert, holiday shopping and my friends with benefits to turn to for entertainment. Oh the humanity!  

  OH CRAP! I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE TO GO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH A DALMATION!  

  To drive is human; to flatten SUVs, bovine.  

  This thread is all sticky... Eww!  

  Yes, I'll definitely be at it this weekend.  

  That was totally neat!!!! I do like the balls better though.  

  Don't forget that Men who are pierced are better prepared for marriage..... That ensures they've both experienced pain and bought jewelery.  

  Yay! The princess dies at the end!  

  Go Pee. It's Awesome!  

  I think of LoT as a nice peaceful country road where you can wave to people as they drive by in horse drawn carriages and sit and watch the sun set with people you care about, while Nirvanaman goes whizzing by at breakneck speed, in the dark, with no headlights, no pants drinking and no one cares.