Every time a law is passed the liberty bell rings a little duller...  

  I thought only Hugh could prevent florist friars?  

  Zomg!  

  Did I just admit that I was a Debbie Gibson fan?  

  Eliza Hodgkins is a gay guy? Wodathunkit?  

  Rubbing a magic beaver always makes me feel better.  

  A great idea - a fart tax! No one likes farts, so why not tax each one to try to limit them?  

  I'm not so sure I want to live in a country where a man can't run around with his exposed balls bouncing off his thighs.  

  Hannah and Her Sisters, N.A.'s fave Woody.  

  To drive is human; to flatten SUVs, bovine.  

  I have Billy up the Ying Yang.  

  Wow! We could play Where in the World is Carmen San Diego!  

  Schlöng  

  Midway Madaness Mania Mayhem Ladysmith Black Mambazo  

  Indiana Jones and the Last Frigidaire  

  But, it's a dry hate.  

  I don't trust any air I can't taste.  

  I want baby foshies.  

  CONGRATULSTIONS!  

  Sweet zombie jesus  

  One step back sometimes leads to a great leap forward.  

  Hey, if you had 8 parasites trying to suck nutrients from you 24 hours day, you'd hide too.  

  Nobody puts baby carrots in the corner  

  So, if Theo inherited certain, um 'assets' from his father, the Bris today should be classified as major surgery  

  Did you just call NA a Lady of the evening??