Dude, I'm immortal!  

  She didn't have mold growing under her boobs or anything!  

  Is a gay man who knits called a "Knitting Nancy"?  

  I'm afraid.  

  Lighting my ass. Do you have any idea how much styling gel that takes?!  

  Wait a miniute... y'all think NA looks like a tampon?!?  

  Scrool down to recent shows and you can listen to their liver performance and interview on KCRW yesterday.  

  I'm married, I've procreated. My hair has done it's job. At this point it can stay or go, it makes me no never-mind.  

  Yeah, but you'd have to move to Spokane. I care about you too much to do that to you.  

  Kevy, what's with the giant vagina in your avator?  

  I love being a dork.  

  I used to do drugs in the 80's.
Now I do them at any temperature.  

  I'm not a bunny.  

  If you two keep ragging on each other, I'm gonna toss you a box of Stayfree.  

  But, it's a dry hate.  

  I want baby foshies.  

  CONGRATULSTIONS!  

  I'd MUCH rather talk about dogs and cats than the fact that it's raining cats and dogs.  

  Sweet zombie jesus  

  One step back sometimes leads to a great leap forward.  

  Hey, if you had 8 parasites trying to suck nutrients from you 24 hours day, you'd hide too.  

  The jury's out on whether I am also now Korean.  

  Nobody puts baby carrots in the corner  

  So, if Theo inherited certain, um 'assets' from his father, the Bris today should be classified as major surgery  

  Make your boner your pride