Who's runnin this f'd up planet anyway?  

  Someone needs to kick her in the balls.  

  Onward, lesbian soldiers, munching as to war.  

  It's like drinking redneck afterbirth.  

  I'm planing a drive-by.

Homies on the next block aren't respectin' - know what'm sayin????  

  I'm a spino-mushroomo-anythingbuttomato-meataterian.  

  I thought the hobo in Polar Express was hot!  

  If I were a woman and had mental issues I'd sleep with you...  

  !!  

  Don't confuse me with the facts!  

  If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.  

  I'm a Feisty Fawn.  

  You assholes want bagels, buy your own damned bagels!  

  Fast Passes are for terrorists!  

  They don't need to be the butt of our jokes. I see no need to probe any deeper into this issue. Sure it's a bit asinine but I say we just put this one behind us, pack this fudge product into the commode of our collective conscience and flush it.  

  The only tool necessary to assemble it is Kevy.  

  Fvck the vinyl floor mat industry!!  

  But, it's a dry hate.  

  CONGRATULSTIONS!  

  Sweet zombie jesus  

  One step back sometimes leads to a great leap forward.  

  Hey, if you had 8 parasites trying to suck nutrients from you 24 hours day, you'd hide too.  

  The jury's out on whether I am also now Korean.  

  Nobody puts baby carrots in the corner  

  Did you just call NA a Lady of the evening??