Dude, I'm immortal!  

  She didn't have mold growing under her boobs or anything!  

  I had to take another Lipitor Tablet just reading this thread.  

  Is a gay man who knits called a "Knitting Nancy"?  

  Decaf CP... Decaf  

  I'm afraid.  

  Once upon a vermin...  

  Lighting my ass. Do you have any idea how much styling gel that takes?!  

  I'm posting from a taco.  

  I'm married, I've procreated. My hair has done it's job. At this point it can stay or go, it makes me no never-mind.  

  If it's juicy you'll remember it. If you don't remember it, it wasn't very juicy. If you don't remember it and it was juicy, then just smile and nod.  

  Kevy, what's with the giant vagina in your avator?  

  I love being a dork.  

  I'll beware his tongue, eyebrow and dick.  

  I used to do drugs in the 80's.
Now I do them at any temperature.  

  Kahn, please, for once, try not to piss off neighbor. We kick out of Laos. We kick out of Anaheim. I'm tired of running.  

  FAIL.  

  I'm not a bunny.  

  If you two keep ragging on each other, I'm gonna toss you a box of Stayfree.  

  When masturbation is available I just can't see any piece of ass being so overwhelmingly alluring as to muddy the cost-benefit risk assessment.  

  You can't stand on your iPhone to reach the cookie jar.  

  Choir members gotta show up on Sunday if anyone's going to hear them sing.  

  Things are about to get cray here.  

  I was made to sit through some movie with time travel, mail boxes and Sandra Bullock. It was just like being raped by a big blue bus.  

  No more pets!