Dude, I'm immortal!  

  She didn't have mold growing under her boobs or anything!  

  Is a gay man who knits called a "Knitting Nancy"?  

  I'm afraid.  

  Lighting my ass. Do you have any idea how much styling gel that takes?!  

  Wait a miniute... y'all think NA looks like a tampon?!?  

  Scrool down to recent shows and you can listen to their liver performance and interview on KCRW yesterday.  

  I'm married, I've procreated. My hair has done it's job. At this point it can stay or go, it makes me no never-mind.  

  Yeah, but you'd have to move to Spokane. I care about you too much to do that to you.  

  Kevy, what's with the giant vagina in your avator?  

  You mean some taco is going to find out we're a bunch of boobie-crazed, hedonistic, long-winded but articulate hamheads that like to go to Pancakeland, bacon museums and swanky restaurants and know how to throw a good sphincter?  

  Satan just knocked on my door, asking to borrow a parka.  

  I love being a dork.  

  This song makes me want to bend girls over and smack them on their asses, in an ironic, modern man sort of way of course.  

  I used to do drugs in the 80's.
Now I do them at any temperature.  

  I'm a Feisty Fawn.  

  Fast Passes are for terrorists!  

  They don't need to be the butt of our jokes. I see no need to probe any deeper into this issue. Sure it's a bit asinine but I say we just put this one behind us, pack this fudge product into the commode of our collective conscience and flush it.  

  I'm not a bunny.  

  If you two keep ragging on each other, I'm gonna toss you a box of Stayfree.  

  Only my reptilian brain has found Paris sexy. And even though I know her "energy policy" was scripted, she actually sounded intelligent and... human. For a minute there at least. And now, I... I think I'm in love.
She's got my vote, 'cuz that ad was hot.  

  When masturbation is available I just can't see any piece of ass being so overwhelmingly alluring as to muddy the cost-benefit risk assessment.  

  Choir members gotta show up on Sunday if anyone's going to hear them sing.  

  The jury's out on whether I am also now Korean.  

  Nourish the Avians