Who's runnin this f'd up planet anyway?  

  Someone needs to kick her in the balls.  

  I think flamingoes are totally cool.  

  It's like drinking redneck afterbirth.  

  Poo on them. All of them.  

  I'm a bit picky about who I let dip me in chocolate  

  I'm a spino-mushroomo-anythingbuttomato-meataterian.  

  I thought the hobo in Polar Express was hot!  

  If I were a woman and had mental issues I'd sleep with you...  

  Don't confuse me with the facts!  

  This song makes me want to bend girls over and smack them on their asses, in an ironic, modern man sort of way of course.  

  If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.  

  I'm a Feisty Fawn.  

  You assholes want bagels, buy your own damned bagels!  

  Fast Passes are for terrorists!  

  They don't need to be the butt of our jokes. I see no need to probe any deeper into this issue. Sure it's a bit asinine but I say we just put this one behind us, pack this fudge product into the commode of our collective conscience and flush it.  

  The only tool necessary to assemble it is Kevy.  

  Fvck the vinyl floor mat industry!!  

  But, it's a dry hate.  

  Only my reptilian brain has found Paris sexy. And even though I know her "energy policy" was scripted, she actually sounded intelligent and... human. For a minute there at least. And now, I... I think I'm in love.
She's got my vote, 'cuz that ad was hot.  

  I don't trust any air I can't taste.  

  I want baby foshies.  

  The jury's out on whether I am also now Korean.  

  Nobody puts baby carrots in the corner  

  Did you just call NA a Lady of the evening??