Who's runnin this f'd up planet anyway?  

  Onward, lesbian soldiers, munching as to war.  

  I think flamingoes are totally cool.  

  It's like drinking redneck afterbirth.  

  Poo on them. All of them.  

  I'm a bit picky about who I let dip me in chocolate  

  I'm a spino-mushroomo-anythingbuttomato-meataterian.  

  I thought the hobo in Polar Express was hot!  

  If I were a woman and had mental issues I'd sleep with you...  

  Don't confuse me with the facts!  

  Satan just knocked on my door, asking to borrow a parka.  

  This song makes me want to bend girls over and smack them on their asses, in an ironic, modern man sort of way of course.  

  If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.  

  I'm a Feisty Fawn.  

  Fast Passes are for terrorists!  

  They don't need to be the butt of our jokes. I see no need to probe any deeper into this issue. Sure it's a bit asinine but I say we just put this one behind us, pack this fudge product into the commode of our collective conscience and flush it.  

  The only tool necessary to assemble it is Kevy.  

  Fvck the vinyl floor mat industry!!  

  But, it's a dry hate.  

  I don't trust any air I can't taste.  

  I want baby foshies.  

  One step back sometimes leads to a great leap forward.  

  Hey, if you had 8 parasites trying to suck nutrients from you 24 hours day, you'd hide too.  

  The jury's out on whether I am also now Korean.  

  Did you just call NA a Lady of the evening??