Okay, this thread is inspiring me to finally add a new feature I've been keeping in the wings...stay tuned.  

  If they were hot and you didn't do anything, that's probably a sin.  

  But was anybody decapitated?  

  Well, I believe it started in 1973 with the death of Bogden Delaurot, who drowned in the Rivers of America after hiding on Tom Sawyer Island after hours. As a memorial, a pair of red longjohns was hung on the banks of the river, still there to this day. It became tradition, though not all of the tributes are as visible.  

  Forces beyond my, or anyone's, understanding have aligned today, causing my boxer briefs to continually attempt to crawl as deeply and uncomfortably between my cheeks as is physically possible.  

  Dude, I'm immortal!  

  So, is Michael J. Fox screwing sheep or not?  

  Hippie" has become a dismissive term for anyone who deigns to think about someone other than themself.  

  [quote=Snowflake;184507]Crispy lardons of bacon, smothered in a parmasan cream sauce over butternut squash gnocchi would be my choice.[/quote]Oh my...that description gave ME a lardon.  

  We loved bacon before bacon was a thing. We will continue loving bacon and inwardly smirk at the trendy bacon poseurs. And in the end, we will continue to have our bacon.  

  C'mon people settle down. You've already gone and got the thread sticky.  

  Who exactly sees a twitter with a link to porn and thinks, "Oh thank, GOD! I've been looking all OVER the internet for pr0n and just haven't been able to find any. Finally, this kind stranger has provided me the link I need!!"?  

  Mmmm, mmmm, diaper chorrizo  

  Nothing says entertainment like a giant primate golden shower scene.  

  You know, I think we need to propose a law that forbids anyone other than Catholics from using the word "prayer". After all, the word entered the English language from French at the beginning of the 14th century, and at that time Catholicism would have been the predominant religion, so clearly the word was never intended to apply to anything other than Catholic prayer.  

  That's it, I'm pulling the plug on this conversation. We're just cycling through infertile material now. And it's really cramping this thread. If some infrequent, monthly visitor to the board were to see this, they'd think we're all pretty unsanitary. I'm spotting some folks who just want to pad their post count.  

  What's unprovable is that there is anything OTHER than the physical realities of the universe that could possibly be at work.  

  Success and failure are not defined by how many mistakes you made or didn't make, how many good or bad decisions you might have made, or how often you've been right or wrong. They are defined by how you handle the mistakes, the bad decisions, and being wrong. Success isn't perfection, success is treating every step as a new opportunity to get it right, no matter how many steps you've gotten wrong up to that point.  

  Wait, did you just invite us over for a nice quiet meal?....hmmmm now I'm suspicious.  

  How is it that at night, no matter how exhausted I am, if it's over 77 degrees I am unable to sleep lying in a comfy bed with the lights out. Yet in the middle of the day, no matter how rested and caffeinated I am, if it's over 77 degrees I'm unable to stay awake in an uncomfortable conference room chair with florescent lights in my face?

Maybe I should redesign my bedroom.  

  I disgust me  

  Even the completely unconscious chick being dragged around by paramedics had a huge smile on her face.  

  Good observation by lashbear, regarding the tongue.  

  I hear they've been harvested a little early over at golden vine...grapes haven't quite gotten as sweet as they could be.  

  I know where there's a defibrillator here at work. I'm grabbing it now and jumping in the car to go revive Kevy.