This is the thread that never ends,
Yes it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started posting it, not knowing what it was,
But now they'll keep on posting it forever just because-  

  Do elephants think of pink humans when they are drunk?  

  I thought the hobo in Polar Express was hot!  

  Wait, isn't she the doodoo eater? Poor gentleman caller!  

  The Beardie should be named Friskies.  

  I had some Cherokee in me once, but we broke up.  

  Ewwwwww, I think I got some CM in my mouth....  

  If you don't walk away from this movie with a smile, your heart is as cold and black as the coal Santa's going to leave in your stocking.  

  Whoever expects theme parks to be empty on a frigging holiday weekend needs to remove their heads from their dark dark anus.  

  That Latte, a steaming hot cup of illicit sex...  

  I have Billy up the Ying Yang.  

  I wonder when Nietzsche will start appearing in my add - offering to add inches with his Will to Power technique?  

  BlueErica, Euro and I are all sitting in our living room IMing with each other.  

  I'm in this for the bacon, totally.  

  Bacon, boobs and girthy packages invade every thread, eventually.  

  Coming here cold from a Disney centric site can be a bit of a culture shock. Mutual respect combined with brutal honesty can to the untrained eye look like pissy bitching.

If you have a thick hide combined with a perceptive intellect (or like me, you're just a glutton for punishment) you find a niche here and flourish. If you can't stand to have your motives questioned or your views beaten about the head with a dead fish then yeah, it's probably better you find a shallower pool to swim in.  

  You mean some taco is going to find out we're a bunch of boobie-crazed, hedonistic, long-winded but articulate hamheads that like to go to Pancakeland, bacon museums and swanky restaurants and know how to throw a good sphincter?  

  Ya can't make this stuff up!!!  

  Actually - it's the Russian Robots that offend us, if a human Russian wished to join us, we'd break out the Stoli  

  But I do hate everything. Even the things I like.  

  If I were a woman and had mental issues I'd sleep with you...  

  I'll be spending my final days on the isle of Waponi Wu where I will party for several days and then throw myself into a volcano. Orange soda will be involved...  

  I love Dave Matthews, chewy brownies, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and Judi Dench.

...And penis. Gargantuan American penis.  

  I don't know how any of you can post about this when BORNIEO IS GONNA DIE!  

  !!