You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good… Joan Crawford is dead, good!  

  I had to take another Lipitor Tablet just reading this thread.  

  Decaf CP... Decaf  

  With each tank of gas, you drown another Polar Bear.  

  Do "gay cowboys" count as benefits?  

  Her son is a transvestite. He dresses up in men's clothes.  

  Whatever do you mean? My mermaid wife and I could not be happier.  

  If it's juicy you'll remember it. If you don't remember it, it wasn't very juicy. If you don't remember it and it was juicy, then just smile and nod.  

  His ulcer, your orgasm.  

  Do elephants think of pink humans when they are drunk?  

  Wait, isn't she the doodoo eater? Poor gentleman caller!  

  Dying is sexy. Just ask Amy Winehouse!  

  [quote=RStar;187620]Where do you find a $5 hooker??[/quote]
On top of a sailor wearing a $2 wristwatch.  

  Sweeney Todd - YUK! If Humans were meant to be eaten, we'd have been born with Pastry for Skin.  

  I'll beware his tongue, eyebrow and dick.  

  LoT is the warm chocolate fondue where I come to dip the crusty French bread of my soul.  

  Well, the forties are great because when you start to remember all of the things you are 'supposed' to have, or, have done, your memory sucks so you really don't remember what you were worried about in the first place!!!  

  Kahn, please, for once, try not to piss off neighbor. We kick out of Laos. We kick out of Anaheim. I'm tired of running.  

  Dude, if you've been fvcking donuts, we need to get you a woman, pronto...  

  ...or as the lesbian said, I can have my kate and edith too!  

  Mmmmm, that must produce some oozy cubes.  

  I had a dyke in a gay bar drop her pants in front of me last night.
She wore boxers underneath. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or relieved.  

  I'd MUCH rather talk about dogs and cats than the fact that it's raining cats and dogs.  

  But you're Catholic. That's practically Jewish.  

  Make your boner your pride