Dude, I'm immortal!  

  She didn't have mold growing under her boobs or anything!  

  Is a gay man who knits called a "Knitting Nancy"?  

  I'm afraid.  

  Once upon a vermin...  

  Lighting my ass. Do you have any idea how much styling gel that takes?!  

  I'm posting from a taco.  

  Do "gay cowboys" count as benefits?  

  Whatever do you mean? My mermaid wife and I could not be happier.  

  If it's juicy you'll remember it. If you don't remember it, it wasn't very juicy. If you don't remember it and it was juicy, then just smile and nod.  

  I love being a dork.  

  I used to do drugs in the 80's.
Now I do them at any temperature.  

  Kahn, please, for once, try not to piss off neighbor. We kick out of Laos. We kick out of Anaheim. I'm tired of running.  

  FAIL.  

  I'm not a bunny.  

  But, it's a dry hate.  

  Only my reptilian brain has found Paris sexy. And even though I know her "energy policy" was scripted, she actually sounded intelligent and... human. For a minute there at least. And now, I... I think I'm in love.
She's got my vote, 'cuz that ad was hot.  

  I don't trust any air I can't taste.  

  I want baby foshies.  

  One step back sometimes leads to a great leap forward.  

  Hey, if you had 8 parasites trying to suck nutrients from you 24 hours day, you'd hide too.  

  The jury's out on whether I am also now Korean.  

  Nobody puts baby carrots in the corner  

  So, if Theo inherited certain, um 'assets' from his father, the Bris today should be classified as major surgery  

  Did you just call NA a Lady of the evening??