I think flamingoes are totally cool.  

  Wait a miniute... y'all think NA looks like a tampon?!?  

  It's like drinking redneck afterbirth.  

  Scrool down to recent shows and you can listen to their liver performance and interview on KCRW yesterday.  

  Poo on them. All of them.  

  I'm a bit picky about who I let dip me in chocolate  

  Yeah, but you'd have to move to Spokane. I care about you too much to do that to you.  

  I'm a spino-mushroomo-anythingbuttomato-meataterian.  

  I thought the hobo in Polar Express was hot!  

  You mean some taco is going to find out we're a bunch of boobie-crazed, hedonistic, long-winded but articulate hamheads that like to go to Pancakeland, bacon museums and swanky restaurants and know how to throw a good sphincter?  

  If I were a woman and had mental issues I'd sleep with you...  

  Satan just knocked on my door, asking to borrow a parka.  

  This song makes me want to bend girls over and smack them on their asses, in an ironic, modern man sort of way of course.  

  If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.  

  I'm a Feisty Fawn.  

  Fast Passes are for terrorists!  

  They don't need to be the butt of our jokes. I see no need to probe any deeper into this issue. Sure it's a bit asinine but I say we just put this one behind us, pack this fudge product into the commode of our collective conscience and flush it.  

  The only tool necessary to assemble it is Kevy.  

  Fvck the vinyl floor mat industry!!  

  But, it's a dry hate.  

  CONGRATULSTIONS!  

  I'd MUCH rather talk about dogs and cats than the fact that it's raining cats and dogs.  

  Sweet zombie jesus  

  So, if Theo inherited certain, um 'assets' from his father, the Bris today should be classified as major surgery  

  Make your boner your pride