You aren't losing hair - you're just getting more head.  

  I miss Nabisco Bacon Thins...  

  I reserve the right to make us see something with naked women in it - and I don't mean Judi Dench.  

  Peeing on a church roof in Disneyland.

It just blows my mind.  

  All this pounding. I'm either getting horny or a headache.  

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Awwwwww, kitten's first message!  

  I'm planing a drive-by.

Homies on the next block aren't respectin' - know what'm sayin????  

  Are you in the barn with the village elder?  

  !!  

  If you can breathe, dear, it isn't tight enough.  

  There's nothing more anally retentive than a constipated Jew.  

  Power to the puppies.  

  I moistened my fence wood just the other day.  

  Sh!t" is the tofu of cursing.  

  That sounds like something someone in a windowless minivan would say....  

  But, it's a dry hate.  

  I don't trust any air I can't taste.  

  I want baby foshies.  

  CONGRATULSTIONS!  

  One step back sometimes leads to a great leap forward.  

  Hey, if you had 8 parasites trying to suck nutrients from you 24 hours day, you'd hide too.  

  The jury's out on whether I am also now Korean.  

  Nobody puts baby carrots in the corner  

  So, if Theo inherited certain, um 'assets' from his father, the Bris today should be classified as major surgery  

  Did you just call NA a Lady of the evening??