She didn't have mold growing under her boobs or anything!  

  I had to take another Lipitor Tablet just reading this thread.  

  Decaf CP... Decaf  

  I'm afraid.  

  Once upon a vermin...  

  I'm posting from a taco.  

  Do "gay cowboys" count as benefits?  

  Her son is a transvestite. He dresses up in men's clothes.  

  Whatever do you mean? My mermaid wife and I could not be happier.  

  If it's juicy you'll remember it. If you don't remember it, it wasn't very juicy. If you don't remember it and it was juicy, then just smile and nod.  

  Do elephants think of pink humans when they are drunk?  

  I'll beware his tongue, eyebrow and dick.  

  I used to do drugs in the 80's.
Now I do them at any temperature.  

  Kahn, please, for once, try not to piss off neighbor. We kick out of Laos. We kick out of Anaheim. I'm tired of running.  

  FAIL.  

  Dude, if you've been fvcking donuts, we need to get you a woman, pronto...  

  Mmmmm, that must produce some oozy cubes.  

  I'm not a bunny.  

  When masturbation is available I just can't see any piece of ass being so overwhelmingly alluring as to muddy the cost-benefit risk assessment.  

  Asshole.  

  You can't stand on your iPhone to reach the cookie jar.  

  Choir members gotta show up on Sunday if anyone's going to hear them sing.  

  Things are about to get cray here.  

  I was made to sit through some movie with time travel, mail boxes and Sandra Bullock. It was just like being raped by a big blue bus.  

  No more pets!