Who's runnin this f'd up planet anyway?  

  Someone needs to kick her in the balls.  

  Peeing on a church roof in Disneyland.

It just blows my mind.  

  Onward, lesbian soldiers, munching as to war.  

  I think flamingoes are totally cool.  

  It's like drinking redneck afterbirth.  

  Poo on them. All of them.  

  I'm a bit picky about who I let dip me in chocolate  

  I'm a spino-mushroomo-anythingbuttomato-meataterian.  

  I thought the hobo in Polar Express was hot!  

  You mean some taco is going to find out we're a bunch of boobie-crazed, hedonistic, long-winded but articulate hamheads that like to go to Pancakeland, bacon museums and swanky restaurants and know how to throw a good sphincter?  

  If I were a woman and had mental issues I'd sleep with you...  

  Don't confuse me with the facts!  

  Satan just knocked on my door, asking to borrow a parka.  

  This song makes me want to bend girls over and smack them on their asses, in an ironic, modern man sort of way of course.  

  If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.  

  I'm a Feisty Fawn.  

  You assholes want bagels, buy your own damned bagels!  

  Fast Passes are for terrorists!  

  They don't need to be the butt of our jokes. I see no need to probe any deeper into this issue. Sure it's a bit asinine but I say we just put this one behind us, pack this fudge product into the commode of our collective conscience and flush it.  

  The only tool necessary to assemble it is Kevy.  

  I moistened my fence wood just the other day.  

  Fvck the vinyl floor mat industry!!  

  I had a dyke in a gay bar drop her pants in front of me last night.
She wore boxers underneath. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or relieved.  

  But you're Catholic. That's practically Jewish.