Of course she could call this one "Harry Potter plus some story stuff" and she'd still sell a bazillion copies.
Your God, my God or no God. We are still one nation.
United We Stand, Divided We Fall
I'm not compensating for a small penis with a huge SUV watch.
Anything is possible with Commander CooCoo Bananas in charge!
It means...
I'm a-spicy, coochie coochie!
how tender is YOUR loin ?
I repeat, exploding panties.
Speaking of pee.......nevermind. Everyone does NOT need to know this.
Hey, don't go pissing on people's joy parades!
That's my job.
OH CRAP! I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE TO GO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH A DALMATION!
The Beardie should be named Friskies.
So there!
The best actor/actress role models are the ones you almost never hear anything about.
Every time you prevent cancer, you kill a polar bear, and they turn them into Coke.
My ass still hurts.
Hasn't been this painful since that night with Nirvanaman...
I mean, I love buying condoms. I just slap them down on the counter and give that proud grin which means, "Dude, I'm getting LAID!
Yeah, I'm an idiot
I find myself becoming more and more libertarian in my thinking. I just hate the government telling people what they can and can not do. I also hate the government telling organizations what they can and can not do. I have oft fallen into the trap of government intervention as acceptable in cases that I think are OK or moral or whatever.
I think the government nanny state is a product of power hungry politicians, people who expect life to be fair, and people who won't take responsibility for their own actions. The concept of victimless crime i find more and more reprehensible.
I will never visit a hooker, but why outlaw it? I won't do drugs, but shouldn't an adult have that option? I doubt I'll be selling a kidney any time soon, but it's my freakin' kidney and I should be allowed to do with it as I please.
Leave people to make choices even if they are potentially harmful. Government can intervene if if it becomes harmful to others. An adults need to take the responsibility and/or consequences for their actions without whining that the government isn't providing enough for them.
[QUOTE=lashbear;228080]...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MouseWife;228083]Wahooo!! If so, that means that I can cook!!
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[QUOTE=DreadPirateRoberts;228087]You've sprayed Leo with whip cream?[/QUOTE]
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I don't think this is close at all anymore. I think Obama has this in the bag
I have been touched by His noodly appendage!
Everything I learned about geography I learned from Bon Jovi." 
Hey, did you guys know Australia was a CONTINENT?
Alex wins the thread.
Wait, did you just invite us over for a nice quiet meal?....hmmmm now I'm suspicious.
