Oh the pressure! It's not enough to be mojo-worthy, now I have to be quotable? *dramatic back of hand to forehead gesture*  

  oh christ, where's my bacon? I'm feeling lonely.  

  Just remember - "ma'am" and "sir" mean "bitch" and "jackass".  

  I sound like such a fogey!  

  Our cat thinks the puppies tail is the best toy ever  

  This [YOAMD] is giving me My Little Pony flashbacks.  

  I started to say "I have a problem eating anything with a head but knew I was setting myself up.  

  The worst thing that could happen is you die. And I've never heard any dead people complain so I just assume it isn't that bad. Sure, some people complain about the dying part, but they're just whiners.  

  I'd say that's either Kevy Baby or CoasterMatt. Not sure, but that seems most likely.  

  I think of LoT as a nice peaceful country road where you can wave to people as they drive by in horse drawn carriages and sit and watch the sun set with people you care about, while Nirvanaman goes whizzing by at breakneck speed, in the dark, with no headlights, no pants drinking and no one cares.  

  If the combination of the OP, the "disturbing link", and the fact that it is me isn't obvious enough, this link is NSFW.  

  No comment  

  Yeah, I guess you're right.....I keep forgetting that the internet doesn't work the same way as a newspaper.  

  [quote=Kevy Baby;193754]Bornieo The Fire Crotch: it's got a good ring to it.[/quote]

So does, Bornieo does Lohan, but I doubt we'll see either.  

  Let's just say that Kevy's wand is full of Dark Magic.  

  Yum, I loves me a green pepper Cadbury omelette.  

  Thread stuck, but can it be official that I am totally bitter about this?

Signed,

Bitter Rocky Mountainer  

  Surely you can still get there by way of Canada and North Dakota! Show some determination in getting your TJs!  

  Imagine that, a flaming comment from Kevy Baby  

  So what you're saying is, the odds of there being a Knightley-on-Johansson clothes-tearing cat fight, possibly involving mud, oil, or non-brand-specific-gelatin dessert have suddenly sky rocketed. Today is a good day.  

  Wait...I think we've got the dots connected.

Looking at naked boobies is socialism!

Pornography makes you want to masturbate. Masturbation is a form of homosexuality. Engaging in a form of homosexuality makes you gay. Being gay will make you want to get gay married. Being allowed to get gay married will mean that all marriage combinations between consenting adults should be allowed (first step I agree with). Allowing all marriage combinations means you'll have large group marriages organized for reasons of profit. Eventually all the group marriages will merge into one large societal marriage everyone is a part of. Socialism! (or democratic republicanism! or constitutional parliamentary monarchy! I must admit they lose me a bit on the last step and how it is different from "government!").

So remember kids, Jenna Jameson is Stalin.  

  Nothing says "fair and legal business practices" like the word "mafia".  

  Then NA took a nap while I put the site together between doing actual work.  

  Current score: Alex 1, Moonliner 0  

  The addition of bacon to the pudding itself would result in mushy bacon. Which would be unfortunate.