Oh the pressure! It's not enough to be mojo-worthy, now I have to be quotable? *dramatic back of hand to forehead gesture*
oh christ, where's my bacon? I'm feeling lonely.
Just remember - "ma'am" and "sir" mean "bitch" and "jackass".
I sound like such a fogey!
So, if Lashbear is four stories tall and wearing a kilt, wouldn't we be able to walk underneath to verify that he is the "biggest"?
Our cat thinks the puppies tail is the best toy ever
This [YOAMD] is giving me My Little Pony flashbacks.
I started to say "I have a problem eating anything with a head but knew I was setting myself up.
I'd say that's either Kevy Baby or CoasterMatt. Not sure, but that seems most likely.
If the combination of the OP, the "disturbing link", and the fact that it is me isn't obvious enough, this link is NSFW.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.....I keep forgetting that the internet doesn't work the same way as a newspaper.
Hang on to them hats and caskets, cos' this here's the wildest ride to the afterlife!
[quote=Kevy Baby;193754]Bornieo The Fire Crotch: it's got a good ring to it.[/quote]
So does, Bornieo does Lohan, but I doubt we'll see either. 
Let's just say that Kevy's wand is full of Dark Magic.
Thread stuck, but can it be official that I am totally bitter about this?
Signed,
Bitter Rocky Mountainer
Surely you can still get there by way of Canada and North Dakota! Show some determination in getting your TJs!
[QUOTE=lashbear;228080]...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MouseWife;228083]Wahooo!! If so, that means that I can cook!!
{anything to keep that image from my mind.......stop....go away....think about something else.....}[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DreadPirateRoberts;228087]You've sprayed Leo with whip cream?[/QUOTE]
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Imagine that, a flaming comment from Kevy Baby 
So what you're saying is, the odds of there being a Knightley-on-Johansson clothes-tearing cat fight, possibly involving mud, oil, or non-brand-specific-gelatin dessert have suddenly sky rocketed. Today is a good day.
Wait...I think we've got the dots connected.
Looking at naked boobies is socialism!
Pornography makes you want to masturbate. Masturbation is a form of homosexuality. Engaging in a form of homosexuality makes you gay. Being gay will make you want to get gay married. Being allowed to get gay married will mean that all marriage combinations between consenting adults should be allowed (first step I agree with). Allowing all marriage combinations means you'll have large group marriages organized for reasons of profit. Eventually all the group marriages will merge into one large societal marriage everyone is a part of. Socialism! (or democratic republicanism! or constitutional parliamentary monarchy! I must admit they lose me a bit on the last step and how it is different from "government!").
So remember kids, Jenna Jameson is Stalin.
Then NA took a nap while I put the site together between doing actual work.
[QUOTE=Ghoulish Delight;350014]I don't know. When the house was built, it took 23 years to drive to Disneyland.[/QUOTE]
Geeze, and you guys go all ape**** when they close one little freeway for a weekend. You've gone soft.
The addition of bacon to the pudding itself would result in mushy bacon. Which would be unfortunate.
[QUOTE=CoasterMatt;353786]My brain went weird.... I read the thread title as "Cats and Chainsaws".[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure you meant "My brain went Matt...
