You haven't lived until you've nursed a transformer.  

  oh christ, where's my bacon? I'm feeling lonely.  

  Just remember - "ma'am" and "sir" mean "bitch" and "jackass".  

  WB has most certainly NOT been messing with my ham. And if she were, it wouldn't be with a knife. I'm not into pain.  

  I sound like such a fogey!  

  So, if Lashbear is four stories tall and wearing a kilt, wouldn't we be able to walk underneath to verify that he is the "biggest"?  

  Our cat thinks the puppies tail is the best toy ever  

  Why couldn't Innoventions just implode?  

  Every morning I ride a shuttle that also serves the Pixar Studio and every morning I have resisted the urge to shout out "does anybody have thoughts on the future of Walt Disney Feature Animation as a separate unit from Pixar?  

  IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:

Vegemite should NOT be used with Avocado under any circumstances.... anymore than Sardines should be served with Strawberry Ice-cream  

  Okay, I think it would scare the carp outta me.  

  [QUOTE=Not Afraid;136229]Actually, it was more like "eh hoh you didit wan anyif dis.[/QUOTE]So he was talking like you type?  

  That's why you shouldn't eat veggies. Long live meat!  

  As long as MBC doesn't read this, I'm up for something on the side.  

  No comment  

  Yeah, I guess you're right.....I keep forgetting that the internet doesn't work the same way as a newspaper.  

  Hang on to them hats and caskets, cos' this here's the wildest ride to the afterlife!  

  [quote=alphabassettgrrl;205344]Boobies should not do scary things. [/quote]

Why do you think they call them "BOO!-bies"?  

  I resent being in the Curmudgeons group with ISM. He is far more curmudgeony than I. He should be in his own ultra-curmudgeons group.  

  [QUOTE=lashbear;228080]...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MouseWife;228083]Wahooo!! If so, that means that I can cook!!

{anything to keep that image from my mind.......stop....go away....think about something else.....}[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DreadPirateRoberts;228087]You've sprayed Leo with whip cream?[/QUOTE]

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  Ok, perhaps I let one slip in the backdoor that time  

  I just my heard my new favorite line: "World's Best Breast Stroker  

  I'm envisioning the next wave of promos with a bunch of mutants slogging through LA saying cheerily to the camera, "Fritz said it would be like this.  

  [quote=€uroMeinke;347002]My understanding is rapture is Saturday, the actual end of the world doesn't come until October 21 - so we should have a good couple months without annoying Christian's coming to your door, or forcing their moral values on you. I think it'll be a great few months, despite the earthquakes, volcanoes, typhoons, and such.[/quote]


So, when the people come to the door on Sunday (as they are won to do) we should answer and say "So, you're still here? You were WRONG!".  

  I hear they've been harvested a little early over at golden vine...grapes haven't quite gotten as sweet as they could be.