Your God, my God or no God. We are still one nation.


United We Stand, Divided We Fall  

  I'm not compensating for a small penis with a huge SUV watch.  

  Anything is possible with Commander CooCoo Bananas in charge!  

  Its a dumb guy thing.  

  It means...
I'm a-spicy, coochie coochie!  

  how tender is YOUR loin ?  

  I repeat, exploding panties.  

  The worst thing that could happen is you die. And I've never heard any dead people complain so I just assume it isn't that bad. Sure, some people complain about the dying part, but they're just whiners.  

  Hey, don't go pissing on people's joy parades!

That's my job.  

  OH CRAP! I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE TO GO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH A DALMATION!  

  The Beardie should be named Friskies.  

  So there!  

  The best actor/actress role models are the ones you almost never hear anything about.  

  My ass still hurts.

Hasn't been this painful since that night with Nirvanaman...  

  ...even if Initiative X basically declares that the state will now be run by the Intergalactic Federation with Senator Palpatine installed as Emperor-for-life, and claim Y says that we're voting to put more money into schools and save fuzzy bunnies from absolute annihilation by Vogon bulldozers.  

  [quote=Kevy Baby;193754]Bornieo The Fire Crotch: it's got a good ring to it.[/quote]

So does, Bornieo does Lohan, but I doubt we'll see either.  

  I mean, I love buying condoms. I just slap them down on the counter and give that proud grin which means, "Dude, I'm getting LAID!  

  Yum, I loves me a green pepper Cadbury omelette.  

  Silly Cherny... Every thread on LoT is a bacon thread, eventually!  

  Yeah, I'm an idiot  

  One of the (Bulgaria? Russia? not sure) volleyball players playing against the US last night had the last name "Gaydarski".
I found that funny in a juvenille, silly way.

I imagined him going around to all the athletes in a thick accent:

"You, American diving of synchronicity, you are a gay."

"You, rolling in sand with other female volleyball player. You are gay female like Etheridge, Melissa."

"You, Phelps. You are not a gay. But many queens across your country have crush on you..."

"You male gymnast, you are gay like male hanging out in Build-A-Bear Store without girlfriend."

 

  Yeah, stupid skank whore.  

  nothings tops a birthday cake like a sactown squirt.  

  [QUOTE=Ghoulish Delight;350014]I don't know. When the house was built, it took 23 years to drive to Disneyland.[/QUOTE]

Geeze, and you guys go all ape**** when they close one little freeway for a weekend. You've gone soft.  

  [QUOTE=CoasterMatt;353786]My brain went weird.... I read the thread title as "Cats and Chainsaws".[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure you meant "My brain went Matt...